#please its 1am and i think this is the funniest thing

[they-hermes]

combiners support eachother

[cherriesradio]

Soulmate Headcanons with The Big 3 cause why not

(Gn reader) (no warnings) (fluff)

Mirio

Cliche - can hear his soulmate sing

The first time was when he (and y/n) was 5

Y/n was watching the little mermaid for the third time and was like “hey I remember the lyrics to the song so ima sing it too!”

And Mirio, who was eating his lunch at the time with Tamaki, was surprised

“Mom theirs a person in my head should I try to get them out? I don’t wanna though, I like their voice”

And his mom gets so excited (I haven’t reached the flash back scenes so uh yeah) and is like “Mirio that’s your soulmate!”

And he just has a happy grin and is like “Whoa! That’s cool! I wonder when Tamaki will hear his!” And Tamaki is just blushing at the thought

And then in fourth and fifth grade y/n is in choir and he has a love/hate relationship with it

On one hand, he loved hearing his soulmate and having the constant reminder that theres someone out there just for him

On the other hand it got really annoying having to hear them sing the same song over and over again lol

He dealt with it tho

And then comes UA

He has this one classmate…… their REALLY cute……

Low key feels bad for liking someone who (he thinks) isn’t his soulmate

But he doesn’t really think about it much cause he’s busy workin hard hard to be a hero

And then one day he finds this class mate in the dorms commonroom

Singing

And before he finds them he’s like “oh cool soulmate™️ is singing”

And then he walks in the room and at first he’s like “are my ears ringing or something? I hear doubles”

He has just sees y/n sitting there sing it under their breath while studying or something and just

BLUSH

BLUSHING SUNSHINE BOY

And he just plain walks away

After a day or two (where he quickly realized “whoa y/n is actually really amazing” and gets a crush) he just casually goes up to y/n and says “hey can you sing for me for a second? While I walk in the other room?”

And y/n is like “uhhhh sure”

*does that*

Mirio comes running in and is like “YOUR MY SOULMATE!” With the widest grin in the world

And y/n is just so happy as well cause they��ve definitely been crushing on him forever

And their relationship? Most wholesome thing in the world

Cause he’s super caring and stuff he’ll always ask before he does anything at all

“Hey can I hold your hand” “mirio we’ve been together for almost a year” “so can I hold your hand” “*sigh* yes, thanks for being considerate”

Tamaki

Cliche - Red String

As soon as he realized what it’s for he’s just blushing

Sometimes he just looks down at it and blushes

(His parents and Mirio/ Nejire find this to be the funniest thing)

Once y/n flew to Korea to visit family and the string was really tight compared to normal

And Idk about you but I like to think that this can mean two things: their soulmate is more far away then normal or they died

And Tamaki being Tamaki immediately starts think they died

“Tamaki it’s probably fine, their just traveling or something” “y-y-yeah but-but wh-what if if th-their no-not??????”

And then they come back and he just has the three day equivalent of a relived sigh

And then when they move closer to go to UA????

Jesus when the string loosens he just looks down like

O////////////////O “shoot”

And when he sees them in his classroom for third year and the string is so short and then sees them look down

OH YOU BETTER BELIEVE HE DID A MILLION FLIPS TO TRY TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE THEY WEREN’T HIS SOULMATE

cause he’s a shy baby 👉👈😳

And one time y/n goes up to him and asks to train with him cause “he’s the strongest in the class” (and y/n has a crush on him)

And he just awkwardly nods through the whole thing while y/n is like “where do you wanna meet up? What time?” And then has to have Nejire tell him what they said

And then when they meet up and their like right in front of each other and Tamaki is just STARING at the string as if y/n can’t see it too

“Can you see it?”

Tamaki’s response: O ///////////// O

“So that’s a yes?” *nods* y/n smiles

“That’s nice. Anyways, let’s go start training”

He fidgets with it a lot

He also tugs on it slightly when he wants y/n but their talking to someone else or their working

On a missions when he gets really hurt and goes to the hospital and y/n isn’t with him he’ll tug on it so they know he’s okay

They get a cat when they move in together and once it sat right on the string and Tamaki’s paranoided mind was like “what if we can’t lift it from under him????”

And then y/n had to reminded him that it only affects them two

Whenever Tamaki’s having a panic attack he shakes and trembles and y/n feels it

And then just feeling them running as fast as possible towards him to help

“Y/n where are you going aren’t you on patrol in only half an hour-“

“GOTTA GO TAMA’S PANICKING

Nejire

Cliche - wrist writing

They have knew each other since they were kids, family friends and all

Always knew they were soulmates but still acted like friends till high school when both were finally ready for dating

Every morning one will wake up to a little “good morning honey ❤️”

And all though the day they’ll both doodle on their wrists and some times write little funny things to make the other laugh

It’s like when couples keep each other awake texting till 1am

Once she tried to cook and told y/n and then after half a hour just a wrote “please come to the kitchen help”

Y/N WAS SWEATING

She started a grease fire and was easily put out by Mirio don’t worry ❤️

She’s the type that will get bored and just draw those amazing looking sharpie tattoos

And then she’ll find y/n with them and be like “twins!!!!!!!”

When she was introduced in the show when they visited 1-A?

She gave y/n the wrong time so half way through they wrote “soooooo how’d it go????”

“Oh sorry we’re half way through! Mirios beating them all up :)”

Y/n was concerned

At some point she finds out that it’s not just the wrist but all over their body so one morning she gets a marker and draws little freckles on her face because y/n talks about how they always wanted freckles

She was out shopping and she was like “hey I just found this shirt you would like should I get you it” and when y/n asks what it looks like she draws it instead of bothering to take her phone out and send a pic

Never texts lol

“Why would I text them when I can just write on my arm??????”

Sometimes she’ll pull them by the wrist to drag them somewhere and she does it to herald sometimes and check her wrist and think “on its smuggling that means I’m pulling to hard” and then apologize for ten mou straight

She’s a angel and no one can change my mind

[cometorub]

(SUB 09) Kayda answering: -> this survey ❤️

Next post - 02/05/2020 - 1am GMT - 8pm EDT

Delay of posts due to Christmas + family

1. What is your name?

Kayda

2. How old are you?

19

3. What’s your sexual orientation?

Pansexual

4. Your pubic hair?

Trimmed

5. Are you virgin?

Nope

6. How old were you when you first masturbated?

11

7. How did you discover masturbation?

Having sex with a girl

8. How old were you when you had your first orgasm?

11

9. Can you tell us more about your first orgasm? How did it happen?

Me and this girl were “scissoring” and all the sudden i felt this wave of i couldnt even describe i was gasping it felt so good

10. How often do you masturbate?

Everyday

11. When was the last time you masturbated?

2 hrs ago lol

12. Do you masturbate to any stimulus?

Yes my hitachi wand and some dildos

13. What do you think about?

Feeling so good or having someone eat me out

14. What’s the last thing you thought of or masturbated to?

This guy ive been talking to

15. Have you ever walked in on or caught someone masturbating? (If yes, please tell us a little more about it)

I walked in on my bestfriend masturbating she was rubbing her clit in the bed biting her lip so i climbed in and went underneath the covers and ate her out

16. Have someone ever walked in on or caught you masturbating? (If yes, please tell us a little more about it)

My best friend and her bf we all had a threesome

17. Have you ever had cyber sex?

Yes

18. Have you ever had phone sex?

Yeah

19. Have you ever had a wet dream?

Yepp

20. What’s your favorite method of masturbation? (i.e. Hands/Toys/Lotion/etc.)

My wand and anal vibe

21. Are you loud or quiet when you masturbate?

Loud

22. Do you ever masturbate in pjs? If so what type and how?

My pjs shorts

23. Do you ever touch any other part of your body whilst you masturbate?

My breasts

24. Has anyone ever watched you masturbate live online?

Yes

25. Has anyone ever watched you masturbate in person?

Yeah at sex parties

26. Have you ever watched someone masturbate live online?

Yepp

27. Have you ever watched someone masturbate in person?

My best friend and some guys

28. Have you ever masturbated with someone? (Mutual masturbation)

Yes my bestie and her bf and a few other girls

29. Do you enjoy watching others masturbate?

Yes, boys and girls

30. Do you enjoy being watched while masturbating?

Yeah

31. Who do you like to think about when you masturbate?

A few of my friends

32. Have you ever told them you think about them while you masturbate?

Yes definitely they seem okay with it

33. Does anyone know you masturbate? How did they find out?

I tell people why not, its a normal thing to do

34. Have you masturbated because your partner wasn’t around to help? Where were they?

Working

35. What’s your most embarrassing masturbation story?

When i was living with my mom shes walked in on my rubbing my clit

36. What’s your funniest masturbation story?

When my bestie walked in we had a laugh about it. Before she got on her knees and started eating me out

38. Have you ever masturbated in unique or strange places?

Usually in my bed but im a nympho so i do it in a bathroom at work. Bathroom at college. At my besties house while shes sleeping

39. Have you ever used something unique or strange to masturbate?

Hairbrush handle, kitchen untesils

40. Is it easy for you to orgasm or do you have to work for it?

Depends on how much im in the mood sometimes i can come under 1min others 10-15 min

41. What’s the easiest way for you to get off?

Wand with a dildo

42. Is there only one way you can get off? (i.e. Vaginal/Clitoral/Toy Use)

Extreme toy use sometimes but mostly clitoral stimulation

43. Are you able to achieve orgasm through only non-conventional or indirect methods? (Breast Play/Hands-Free/Anal)

definitely anal

44. Do you ever double penetrate while you masturbate?

Yes i love anal so i use both my holes

45. Do you ever suck on a dildo while you masturbate?

Yes or i have my gag ball in

46. Do you edge when you masturbate? (Get to the point of orgasm and stop repeatedly to enhance the experience)

Yes especially if im told to though id rather just cum

47. What position do you typically masturbate in?

On my back or doggy style

48. How do you react when you orgasm, arch your back, pull faces? Etc

My eyes roll back, my legs shake, body shakes

49. Describe how an orgasm feels to you when you cum? If possible

Its the most euphoric most desired thing in the world i cant describe how it makes me feel

50. Describe a typical masturbation session.

I start with my wand on my clit at level one as soon as i get really wet i take it off my clit and fuck myself a little with the dildo before add the wand back on before i know it i start squirting on the bed

51. How long do you usually last?

5mins

52. What’s the quickest you’ve ever been brought to orgasm?

I use the method above while there was an anal vibe in and i came maybe a 45sec into it

53. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had?

2-3 hours

54. What’s the most amount of times you’ve cum in a day?

14

55. How wet do you get? Do you leak fluids when you orgasm? (If yes, please describe)

Yes i can squirt but im also very wet like makes a mess on the bed without squirting

56. If you are older than 35, how has masturbation changed for you over the years?

N/A

57. Do you want to tell us something more about your masturbation experiences?

I have my vibe in at school and have orgasms in class, at the mall, in a library

58. Are you sexually aroused taking this survey?

Yes I am

59. Are you going to masturbate tonight after taking this survey?

Definitely

Thank you so much for your answers! ❤

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[17sunday]

writing on the day of dec. 6 2019

this week has been so fucking wild I had to document it or else my sleep depravation will make me forget it by tomorrow!

sunday - dec. 1 thanksgiving weekend has come to a close and i’m FUCKED, like I have so many fucking projects to complete (mind you, these are all master’s level courses) and I’ve sort of started, but I know the biggest hurdle for all of them has yet to be completed. I have severe anxiety on things not getting done and i will literally stay up if I feel like I am not making enough progress on something...so guess what I stay up till 6 am in order to run this code on Rstudio (sleep count: 3 hours)

monday - dec. 2 I am a teaching assistant for capstone, so I can’t sleep in and go to class to help out my students, keep in mind i’m tired, but I can usually thrive off of 3 hours if its only a day and I take a nap. turns out i had a lot more to do for my project presentation on tuesday than i thought (ah it always becomes that way huh?) and I had no nap because i had to go to office hours for last minute checks, then I had to work on the code....but at 1AM when I was generating the graphs, I reached an error and its hard to explain the logistics but I had to REDO all the coding analysis again and i was on such of a crunch on time yall that I COULDNT EVEN CRY AND HAVE A BREAKDOWN WHAT THE FUCK AND I SLEPT AT FUCKING ASS O CLOCK 6 AM (sleep count: 6 hours)

tuesday - dec. 3 i have a presentation in this advanced bio class (i wont specifically name the class just in case LOL) and I think I did well but my professor asks me (and everyone in the class) to do another coding shit YET HE TELLS ONE STUDENT SHE DID A LOT AND JUST ADD TO DISCUSSION LIKE U FUCKING BITCH WE ALL WORKED HARD *victoria justice voice* HOW DARE HE BULLSHIT US LIKE THAT, HE KNOWS DAMN WELL WE ALL WORK HARD AND NOW WE HAVE EXTRA SHIT AND THIS BITCH GETS NONE IM DONE WITH THIS FAVORITISM I SWEAR TO GOD but several people liked my presentation and said i did a great job so i felt so RELIEVED after the presentation, IT WAS DONE THE CODE WAS DONE and then I had lunch with jake and thai and we had the funniest fucking conversations i love them so much

THEN I HAD A FUCKING PITCH TO MAKE FOR WEDNESDAY AND I HAD A WEDNESDAY MEETING AT 8 AM BUT I SLEPT AT 6 AM AGAIN BTICH LMAO I ended up telling my professor I couldn’t make the meeting and they were fine with it, I’m glad I have an understanding professor who won’t pressure us and is understanding when things come up

I showed up to class at maybe 10:30 AM? (sleep count: 10.5 hours)

wednesday - dec. 4 I’m walking death at this point. I stayed up to finish my pitch, i watched m*mas and that show was bullshit and a waste of time aka svt deserved daesang butttttt whatevers, I go to class and I’m working on other assignments and take a 30 minute nap before my 4:50PM class (which goes until 7:30 mind you). I show up to class and we do our presentations. I’m already in a rough state of mind, and i always compare myself to others so when my professor heavily complimented my peers and didn’t leave room for a nice compliment for me I was so devastated and it probably showed on my face i was on verge of TEARS. I’ve dealt with so much bullshit I couldn’t even face this I was literally just working off of no sleep and my constant self-deprecation made me sensitive but I talked to both jake and thai and they made me see a perspective i would have never seen before. before i left the class i reached out to my professor on what I can improve and she gave me pointers and she is good at reading people’s faces and said “its great bea...its so great!!” and i felt INFINITELY TIMES BETTER! she’s also so so kind to me. My friend a/hmad also said “bea i dont want you to depend on others to say good job, because no matter what, someone will always critique you” and that really hit me hard, for the first time i thought about how i perceive myself and how dependent i am to receive verbal affirmation from other people. I realized i no longer wanted to be tied to that. I want to have confidence from MYSELF because i know my OWN worth, not because i’m happy someone else sees me as worthy....it was a catalyst and now im learning...i feel like i always learn something big in college in terms of my self growth and I am SO happy for that... anyway my team and i worked late into the evening for a cyber project to figure out how to alter a PID controller and I almost broke down but my team and I were working hard and eventually we reached a solution (not what I thought would be the best, but Muthuswamy was on board!!!) and my team said “ok we aren’t getting anywhere lets go home” when it was 11PM and we all agreed. We, and me especially have been dying this week and the rest would do us good, my friends all pleaded for me to sleep early and I promised them i would :(( i love how worried they are, their kindness touches me!!! ALSO JAKE GAVE US RIDES BACK TO OUR PLACES AND FUCKING PUT ON TOKYO DRIFT AND DRIFTED LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL

slept at 2 AM (sleep count - 18 hours)

thursday - dec. 5 FINALLY I GOT 7 HOURS OF SLEEP! I TRUSTED MY TEAM AND LET US ALL REST TO WORK HARD TOMORROW. I showed up to class where I realized the bullshit where the favorite student got to do nothing and we do everything LOL but i was whatevers about it. afterwards I booked it to the tutoring center to finish up the presentation. Jake clutched and got all the graphs looking PRETTY I LOVED IT! HE IS A TRUE BRO! we went to class a little later but muthuswamy went through presentations and was impressed and jsut wanted to make sure we make robust testing in the report which made me SO HAPPY! he seemed to recognize us and our efforts too!!! IM SO GLAD HE LIKED IT

we then had to work on homework and i swear we had the funniest fucking conversations like a/hmad’s team texts him please in front of each text and so he started texting please in the first part too LMAOOO IM SO DEAD, then like both a/hmad and s/teven worked on the homework cause j/ke and i did the project LOLLLLL and jake and i would fucking LAUGH at everything cause what is this BULLSHIT we’re learning HAHAHAHAHAH

THEN JAKE SANG HALO IN THE HALLWAY WHEN IT WAS ECHOY AND WHEN HE WALKED IN HE GOT STANDING OVATION FROM CURRENT SENIORS LMAOO

we turn in the homework by 8 and thai and i leave by 9:30 to get ihop. we were angry at service but the server who just clocked in was so NICE AHHHHHHH, we had our regular sleepover and i practiced for pitch FOR THIS STARTUP COMPETITION slept at 3am (sleep count: 25 hours)

friday (today) - dec. 6  SO NO ONE REPLIED WHAT TIME I HAD TO HELP OUT AS FACILITATOR SO I JUST SHOWED UP AT 12PM AT THE PRESENTING AREA. I enjoyed talking to my students and got some action shots taken of me hehe. then i went to the presentation and KILLED IT AND MY TEAM WON 10K OMG, i will elaborate later, still processing churro n taco LOL

[shes-wayward]

Road trips and David Seymour Memes

Hey yea, I went on a road trip??

I can quite honestly say I haven’t belly laughed as deeply, or sung quite as loudly as I did on the four-day road trip I spent with one of the best people I know. Coming from a rough last month, when Sam asked me if I wanted to go I was like oh hell yea lets go now.

All year, and even more so after my break up, I have had this flight instinct in me- I sort of feel a little bit trapped. I just want to be doing things constantly, that's probably why I run so much. But I’m always seeking out that energy of being alive and just going places I’ve never been.

I’m not going to lie I was soooooo excited, little bit nervous- I was worried I was going to be annoying as hell, but I was packed days before and was up early fluffing around making sure I had everything- which ended up being three bags... and three days in, most of the contents had redecorated the inside of the car anyway.. sorry.

The first day we headed for Napier. We stopped in that little corrugated iron town Tirau, which was really cool because i’d never been before and buildings are even more impressive in real life. The giant dog has a leather tongue and this kid kept grabbing it, which naturally made me want to grab it, so we walked past it back to the car so I could act like a child..

We also stopped in Rotorua, there was these massive mud pools outside the Wai-O-Tapu thermal reserve. I didn’t know mud boiled so hot, it was between 60 and 100 degrees?? I didn’t get any snaps quite like raman did but I wouldn’t really know how to filter them to make them look cool anyway. It’s actually really crazy to think that all this geothermal activity goes on a few hours away from where I live, some people go their whole lives not knowing about it or experiencing it. I think i’m just easily impressed by things that aren’t man made.

We also stopped in Taupo so I could touch the instagram famous sign- as we learned from the frames I seem to be a bit instagram obsessed. We also found this waterfall you couldn’t even tell existed from the road, and huge crevasses in the sides of the earth.

We got to Napier and honestly it hasn’t changed, except the hog’s breath has gone- absolute travesty in my world. But I still think it’s my favourite place in New Zealand, the little art deco touches...very me. We ate burgerfuel and watched ice age and it was only in the morning I discovered there was an electric blanket. We visited the bluff hill lookout on the second day, the view of the ports and the colour of the ocean were so beautiful, I think I could've stayed up there all day. There's also a beacon up there so naturally I count that as part of my lighthouse obsession. 

Between Napier and Palmy, we drove past a lot of sheep- and I mean A LOT, we also went to the wind farm- bloody hell that place is incredible. I remember driving through it as a kid but I don’t remember actually going up there. It powers 39,000 homes. 

We also came across this huge river that pretty much follows the road around, and these chunks of cliff edge that look like mars- well, they kind of look like St Bathans actually. And then there was stormy point- which is pretty much farm for miles- but you can see the rain coming for miles too. In this leg of the trip I learnt that Sam could multi-task- swapping out SD cards and storing stuff on the laptop on the go is something I would be terrible at, he can also rap, and he’s always down to take pictures and make them look halfway decent @my friends who don't focus the pictures or only take one of me- level up please.

Palmerston North itself was actually really nice, i’d never been in the city centre- it has a clock tower that lights up at night? And more than one Maccas- wild. @whangamata not having any?? We actually watched blue lagoon that night, as well as that catfish reunion- pretty sure that horrified Sam.

I always find the sunrise a bit weird when I’m not close to the coast.

And thennnnn we went to Whanganui! And the winter gardens there oh my god they are so pretty. It has a huge lake outside it with so many birds and little open garden, a fern house and a flower house- I was in heaven I bloody love flowers. I also managed to match my pink puffer vest and my pink bugs bunny shirt perfectly. From there we headed to the snow, on the way there was another waterfall and this incredible bridge that held up the railway track. I’m trying to tell myself not to get obsessed with architecturally and aesthetically pleasing bridges… We also got to see the last spike that was laid on the railway line in 1909, which was pretty cool.

When we got to the Chateau it was snowing, and I’ve never touched real snow let alone had it fall from the sky onto me. Instant love. The room we stayed in looked straight out onto the snow-capped mountains of Tongariro and Ngauruhoe. Once we figured out how the heater worked, we ended up leaving the room to go to the information centre- because we couldn’t get up ruapehu without chains on the car, so we figured out the shuttle etc and we attempted a bush walk but my ankles got these terrible blisters, so I became the boring companion that sat down and waited...and used up all of Sam’s band-aids.

After I could figure out which shoes made my feet hurt the least, we had dinner in National Park. The restaurant played three Frankie Valli songs in a row. In the car on the way back, I learnt how unachievable Frankie’s high pitch is, but also, Sam should probably be a voice actor - he’s that good. When we got back we watched The Grand Budapest Hotel- also something i’d never seen before, but absolutely incredible! Can I just say how much I love Wes Anderson?? Actually kind of the funniest part of the trip- because the wifi was so iffy, we watched half of it on a laptop and the other half on Sam’s phone. We went out at about 1am to look at the stars, it was pretty cold but snow kind of glows. Just more incredible scenery as per usual.  

We went up into the snow on our last day, Sam actually got me onto the chairlift- which absolutely scared the living daylights out of me, but also probably one of the best experiences in my life? I’ve learnt not to cry in fear because I can’t see out of my glasses...plus Sam was super patient and probably the only person who could get me up to the top, and, stay calm. Despite the adrenalin, I actually loved the snow, I would stay there for days.

I loved the entire trip. I came back -better? I just felt better forgetting everything that was going on in Auckland. Its like when Train sings about having a soul vacation- I think that's what happened. People who saw me straight after were like wow you’re like a new person, your skins glowing etc I guess when you heal internally, it shows externally.

I don’t think I’ve ever had so much fun, or enjoyed eight hours a day in a car more than I did on this road trip. @ Sam 24 hours behind the wheel, you’re a Saint.