#please what is this

[plooto]

lo’ak is such a pussy eater . you think he’s doing this for your pleasure ? that’s cute .

doesn’t matter what time of day , if you’re not in a place where he can rip your tweng off , belive he is already trying to pull at the strings

-> “ c’mon baby , jus five minutes , they won’t even notice we’re gone.. ”

and they do . because it’s never just five minutes with lo’ak.

don’t never let him get you alone for a night - not ever - because he’s between your legs all night .

-> you’re pushing your hand against his head trying your best with your jelly-feeling arms .

-> “ t- too much lo’ ! ” he’s holding your hand in his to get to his favorite hobby .

-> “ one more baby, one more.. ”

he’s not asking you . he’s not telling you . he is begging you for one more . and another..

he doesn’t rest til his body actually puts him to sleep. only then will he let you start to think about forming coherent sentences .

eywa- and don’t tell him you’ll do anything .

-> “ s’that right ? anything yawne ? ” he’s smirking . he’s smirking because you’ve already sealed the deal .

you’re already pinned on his face , the thought of suffocating him pushed out of your mind when he feels so- so good.

so good you don’t even know what you had asked him for..

like father like son , right ?

[raystie]

yakuza has INCREDIBLE dialogue

[barbietoiles]

europeans........ is the birdie song an experienced experience to you? is it like..... a wider european thing? a british thing? the fucking checken dance?

americans? have you seen this? i am losing my mind here

[itsxirenex]

[applejongho]

???????????? 💀💀💀💀 GIRL WHAT

[gunsatthaphan]

“you better stop...”

[balaclavacharles]

Charles in his Johnny Bravo era 😂😂

[themistymountainscold]

.... i don't think i should be laughing but like-

[ziggityzigg]

I no no wanna:(

[mqsi]

Atlético bottling 0-3. That’s it. That’s the post.

[levilxvr]

ok now why tf am i seeing feet pics under the levi ackerman tag let me admire him in peace this is not cool i was reading a rlly cute fic and scrolled and BOOM😭

[alasarys]

Lando fidgeting in Miami

[ghostly-haunted]

Hello, where are the blogs that aren’t porn bots at? Reblog and spread the word, we are trying to find the OG bloggers that are active 😭

[justblades]

today i dreamt that i had a classmate who looks so similar to ren and the personality too, when we would sit beside each other in class i would occasionally flirt with him 💀💀 when i woke up i was like wait a goddamn minute this is getting bad LMAOOOOO wtf THIS IS SO WEIRD

[suzufield]

[elithegnome]

I’ve been at a theme park today so I haven’t been able to write, but I found these weird ass statues

I saw them and now you all have to 😗✌🏻