Opening on Poirot’s meticulous and miniscule breakfast, which must be seen to be truly appreciated:
Hastings: Good morning, Poirot.
Poirot: Bonjour, Hastings.
Hastings: Is that all you're having?
Poirot: What more is there to have?
Hastings: A decent English breakfast.
Poirot: And what is that, Hastings?
Hastings: Well, porridge, two eggs, sausage, bacon, tomato, toast and marmalade, and a pot of tea. That's what I had, anyway.
Poirot: After such a meal of things, I think I will return to my bed. No, no, no. This will suffice for Poirot.
Hastings: Is there anything in the English cuisine that you like, Poirot?
Poirot: The English, they do not have a cuisine, my friend. They have only the food.
Hastings: Well, that's a bit harsh.
Poirot: Like the meat, overcooked. The vegetables, too soft. The cheese, inedible. And the day the English create their own wines is the day I return home to Belgium.
[Later, after solving the episode’s mystery at a restaurant]
Poirot: There is just one thing.
Hasrings: What's that?
Poirot: With all this affair, I have not been able to eat.
Hastings: Oh, I say, that's a bit rough. Not going to be easy finding somewhere at this time of night.
Poirot: Oh, that is true.
Hastings: I do know one place, though.
[Shortly after, offering Poirot fish and chips wrapped in a newspaper]
Hastings: English cuisine. There's nothing like it in the world. You must agree, Poirot.
Poirot: [with grumpy resignation] Eh bien, Hastings, when it is cold and dark, and there is nothing else to eat, it is... [eats a chip and his face blossoms with delight, but continues speaking in the same tone] passable.
[Poirot turns away from Hastings and proceeds to greedily consume the chips with obvious pleasure]
- Agatha Christie’s Poirot, “The Yellow Iris” (5x03)
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I'm watching Agatha Christie's Poirot 5x03 "The Yellow Iris"
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I forgot which episode, but I remember Poirot HATES British food but at the end of the episode, Hasting brings him some fish & chips and he eats it happily
Hello and thank you for your message! That’s a great moment! :) It’s from 5x03:The Yellow Iris, at the very end of the episode. It’s late in the evening, the case is closed and Poirot hasn’t had anything to eat. Hastings brings him to the chip wagon serving fish and chips because it’s the only place still open:
Hastings: “English cuisine. There’s nothing like it in the world! You must agree, Poirot. “
Poirot: “Eh bien, Hastings, when it is cold and dark and there is nothing else to eat, it is…*tries the chips* … passable.“
Poirot wolfs it down, though, and he’s smiling, it’s adorable! :) I know someone made a gif set of it but I can’t find the link!
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More Poirot eps on Youtube
Since my first post with links to Agatha Christie’s Poirot episodes available on Youtube, more full eps have been added recently in good quality:
2x05: The Disappearance of Mr. Davenheim
2x07: The Adventure of the Cheap Flat
3x04: The Plymouth Express
4x02: Death in the Clouds
4x03: One, Two, Buckle My Shoe
5x01: The Adventure of the Egyptian Tomb
5x03: The Yellow Iris
5x04: The Case of the Missing Will
5x06: The Chocolate Box
5x08: Jewel Robbery at the Grand Metropolitan
6x02: Hickory Dickory Dock
6x03: Murder on the Links
7x01: The Murder of Roger Ackroyd
8x02: Murder in Mesopotamia
9x04: The Hollow
10x01: The Mystery of the Blue Train
10x02: Cards on the Table
10x03: After the Funeral
11x01: Mrs McGinty’s Dead
11x02: Cat Among the Pigeons
11x03: Third Girl
11x04: Appointment with Death
12x02: Hallowe'en Party
12x03: Murder on the Orient Express
12x04: The Clocks
13x03: Dead Man’s Folly
Happy watching!
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