#politely taps jimmys shoulder with his white gloved hand (theyre wearing fancy oldtime ballroom suits/gowns here) | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

jrueships · 2 years

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oh my the height difference... you guys made me thinking…

WHY DID THE LINK CALL KYLE "UKE"???? that just sent me back 50 years bro i 😭 WHY DID I EVEN RECOGNIZE THE WORD ... im not even IMMMMM OUUUU T T A here

BUT ANYWAYS

their height difference 😈😈..

#but we MUST stay focused we MUST #we MUST stay strong #for DEMAR!!#jimmys only like- an INCH taller ok 🙄 it's not even that much of a DIFFERENCE oKAY ??😭😭#an inch taller than DEMAR i mean even tho jimmy tries to make himself seem 20 inches taller because hes insane and thinks anakin is hot #so he wants the higher ground #why does it look like jimmy is sweeping kyle up to ballroom dance #while staring dead in the eyes of demar the entire time because he knows he only asked kyle to dance to jumpstart demar's confidence #jimmys gonna swing kyle around like a ragtag acting oblivious to kyles 'woaH's and 'SLOW DOWN DUMBASS's #until FINALLY demar storms over #politely taps jimmys shoulder with his white gloved hand (theyre wearing fancy oldtime ballroom suits/gowns here)#and asks if he can have this dance.#then when their arms are finally wrapped around each other (kyle and demar) kyle laughs into demars chest #and fixes his frumpled poorly tied tie for him while they slowdance to the beatiful music around them #with jimmy watching the entire time by the tiny food buffet #trying to ignore joel absolutely going ham on the shrimp cocktail next to him #so YES kyle/jimmy.... height difference...#but we MUST stay focused we M U S T !!!!!#most of his height is just from hollywood ego acting SMH i bet most of these photos hes standing on a soapbox #and when he gets off he shrinks ten feet #kyle/jimmy #kyle/demar #how can kyle/jimmy and kyle/demar coexist? easy. h*rny thoughts.#ted asks #VERY good ask height differences are ALWAYS good to notice #even if they destroy demar in the process 😭😭

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