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Lil Family w/ Gojo, Megumi, and Reader

A lil Gojo jojo drabble/imagine with Reader and Megumimi. No beta. No edits/proof reading either so feel free to skip or enjoy.

Imagine getting to meet Gojo and his son for the first time. He'd stand proudly side by side with his lil side kick -Megumi. Who'd pout at the "Stupid nickname", his words not mine and instantly be in a mood. While Gojo laughs at his human black cat, mussing up his hair and saying, "Alright, it's time to meet your future mama."

You would frizzle instantly --blushing at Gojo's comment. Your face matching Megumi's incredulous face. Before the kid's jaw could snap back into place, you burst out a laugh at your similarity in expression. Megumi blushes deeper, before scowling down at the ground and crossing his little arms in protest.

What a little old man? He couldn't be older than what, seven or eight?

That made you laugh harder and Gojo would go on to tease Megumi even more.

You decides to rescue the kid, "Hi Megumi-chan, I'm (y/n). It's nice to meet you. Gojo-kun has told me a lot about you!"

"Don't act so familiar with me", his frown deepened and his blush deepened, "If you're friends with Gojo, you must be a freak too."

"Ahhh...Megumi....don't be so harsh", his guardian responded, "you've wanted to meet her all this time."

"No!", he looked away from the white haired-man.

"It's okay Megumi-chan, I'm the one who really wanted to meet you the most."

The little old man holds firmly in his stance. Arms hugging tighter to his 4 foots frame.

You crouched down, to look up at him, "I even wanted to meet your dogs. I heard you've been working hard to keep their coats extra luxurious."

His arms soften up slightly. Gojo pretends his heart isn't beating wildly in his chest, as he stares down as you adoringly. Secretly he was hoping his little guy could be coaxed out of his untrusting nature. Even just for a little while. It wasn't his fault that every adult the lil sea urchin met failed him. It instilled a wall, that took the white haired man, six months to begin cracking down and a year to even hear the word "Dad" from kid.

If this meeting didn't go well, there would always be more opportunities to make a good impression. But if Megumi did not like you at all, Gojo would end the relationship then and there. Nothing came between him and his son, even if the grumpy lil man didn't believe it himself. You knew it too. That's part of the reason why you fell for the white-haired man.

He seemed to be all jokes and frivolous charm but as soon as you looked in heart a little more, you saw a lonely man trying his best to connect to a world that didn't understand him. You wanted to learn more, beyond his childish nature and fowl jokes. You'd have to earn Megumi's trust and a little bit more of Gojo's heart, before you could come bursting in full speed to their little family. So, you took a deep breath and tried again.

"Gojo-kun's told me about how you incorporate dry and wet foods into their bowls. Kuro and Shiro's coats always look so nice and shiny the photo's he shows me."

Megumi's arms loosen just a little bit more.

"He actually, told me something gross too", you giggled behind your manicured nails. Gojo's eyebrows arching in surprise.

"What?", the sea urchin whips his head around fast, "That guy's always spouting out some nonsense!"

You couldn't help but agree, smiling up at your lanky lover.

"HUH?!" Gojo replies.

"He told me....he told me that you feed them raw eggs and carrots."

"HUH?!" father and son look incredulously at each other, then turn to you.

"I can't imagine that'd taste good", you pout, "Unless Gojo's lying. I'd have to see it to believe it."

"Of course he is! Gojo's always up to something", he grabs to pull you with him,"I'll show you how I do it myself".

"Okay, boss you got it," you saluted to your 4-foot general, as he slide a screen door and stepped into their backyard.

"Ch- you even say weird phrases like him, no wonder he likes you".

"HUH?!"

You laughed again at the antics between the young father and son.

That day you spent most of the afternoon playing with Shiro and Kuro. Learning about their dog breed -Akita/Husky mix. Their eating habits, Shiro loved to graze by her bowl all day and Kuro loved to eat after sniffing her food approximately 12 times -- Yes, Megumi has counted her sniffs through this process a million times. Gojo had injected to recount the lil sea urchin's scientific process: yellow stop watch and notepad in hand. His face deeply serious. You tried not to laugh for 30 seconds before giving in.

You finally found your second favorite pastime after finding things to tease Gojo about, teasing old man Megumi.

By the late afternoon, Gojo had rounded his little family up. Urging them towards dinner plans, he apparently made without telling you both. Classic, Gojo. But hey he's paying so you couldn't complain.

Throughout dinner, you'd learn more about the two. Gojo was incredibly observant towards his son and in turn your sea urchin was equally observant, whipping sauce from his silly man's face.

"Dad you should eat more vegetables, you can't just eat sweets all day and think you'll be healthy."

"Ehh...but I'll die without ice cream Megumi-chan~. Besides it's my lil treat for getting up so early", he slurped on his vanilla ice cream like a tornado. How was it possibly for someone to do something so bizarre and still be so cute?

"I told you to stop eating ice cream like that that, it's embarrassing. Besides, you woke up at 12 pm. I had to take the dogs out by myself again."

You smirked at your taller counter part, "Oh really, I thought you had to get up extra-early to make sure everything was perfect for my arrival today?" You batted your eyelashes extra hard.

"12 pm on a Sunday is early for me, you guys".

It was Megumi and your time to laugh at your overgrown baby.

He could only look down at your cute faces, and smile softly. He could finally relax. His little sea urchin actually like you.

The look of adoration towards you could not be missed by Megumi's all seeing eyes of scorn, "What's up with that freaky face you're making?"

"Oh nothing", Gojo's hums, "Just thinking to myself."

@sanjisflatass I dedicate this fluff fest to you my sweetest sweetie pie and fluffiest fluff filled friend <3 mwah

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i just dreamt up the best mihawk x reader x shanks smut. i might take my time writing this one. here are the bullet points tho:

-mihawk sensing your restlessness.

-taking you into his arms to cuddle.

-praising and worshipping every inch of your body.

-rubbing your back and bottom until you fully relax.

-kissing you gently, until he feels you melt and get all subby and desperate. you start sucking at his neck and he moans.

-flips you over and starts teasing your sensitive chest over your big t-shirt. eyes staring intently at your reactions, snaking a hand under your shirt to twist roughly at your nipples. another hand forces you to stare at him.

-you begging for more kisses and he indulges. the hand at tugging at your nubs, starts to caress you over your underwear. he rubs circles over your clit and ghosts a finger along your slit before putting it in.

-he then pulls you up with him into his lap and continues teasing at your nipples, pulling both roughly. you start to beg.

-he rewards you by putting a hand into your underwear and rubbing your clit to completion until your panties are absolutely ruined and disgusting. he pulls them off you and keeps disposes of them while whispering sweet nothings into the shell of your ear.

-you cry out when suddenly 3 fingers were inside you, preparing you for his cock.

-mihawk praises you through it, lining himself up with your core.

-you ride him in earnest, he decides that he needs to see your face and pulls you off. you pout and he kisses your lips.

-“i only wanted to see your face when you fall apart, darling”

-AKSOAOKSKDDMD

-he holds your waist up in an impossible grip, you seize up riding him roughly. he pistons his hips in practiced precise thrusts against your sweet spot.

-you cum three times before he fills you up to the brim. your face all fucked out and drooly.

-he lets you cock warm him as he reads a book, until you come back to earth. you love laying against his chest and doze off.

-you wake up to him rubbing circles in your back asking if you wanted to be plugged until shanks comes home to use you.

-you shiver at the thought of being a toy for these men to use and say, “Yes Daddy”, and doze off again.

-Shanks wakes you up to the feeling of him fingering yours and Mihawk’s cum back into your pussy.

-You whine when he brushes a thumb on your over-sensitized clit. :((((

-“Be careful darling, she’s a little worn out”.

-“Awww my sensitive baby girl”.

-You pout and Shanks fucks you on your back. Then plugs you back up for later use.

AKSOOSKLSSO

-They reward you with your favorite activity. Watching Shanks fuck Mihawk from behind as you Tiffyfuck him.

-It’s one of the only times he’s vocal beyond, when he’s severely on edge and being milked by your mouth or pussy.

-Or if you deepthroat him messily while looking up at him with your lashes.

-His moans usually sound like low growl or deep pants.

-Shanks takes him the way he likes it slow and steady.

-You get to hear a sympathy beneath you, as you hands are grabbed to hold Mihawk’s cock between your cute tits.

-Mihawk will grab onto your belly and choke you.

-Shanks with roughly play with your nipples until your left so sensitive you actually cum.

-Mihawk’s thrusts between your breasts are super rough and shake the headboard from the force of it.

-You try to catch the tip with your tongue and he cums violently on your face, chest, and in your mouth.

-Shanks cums at the sight of it and Mihawk’s hole tightening around his cock like a vice grip.

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Thinking about satosugu x reader, where they’re hell bent on seducing you, they little roommate a long-time friend.

WIP

-Geto and Gojo are looking for a new roomie.

-They’ve been FWB for a long time, but recently they were confronted with how much they mutually liked you.

-Finding your longing looks irresistible and adorable.

-Your timid, shy, and sweet nature so easy to corrupt and bend to their will.

-It didnt help that you were so naturally submissive towards them, so blushy and cute with the slightest tease.

-It all comes to a head when after sugusato fuck, geto notices something on his way to grab gojo a water and sickenly sweet snack.

-he always loved to spoil and take care of his sweet babies sick during after care, making sure to grab their favorite foods quickly.

-but when he caught you mid moan, with your door slightly cracked open, grinding into the palm of your hand: he couldn’t resist but watch you intently.

-his spent cock chubbing up immediately at the sight of you pinching and slapping your clit.

-he had no idea such a sweet girl like something that filthy and when you went to fingering yourself quickly with two fingers he couldn’t help but palm himself through his sweats.

-“fuck satoru…nooo geto will catch us qnf punish us…fuck im gonna cum”LOLLLOLOWLSKFKDN I’ll rewrite this

-“fuck”, his hand flies straight to his cock. stroking the length upwards before gliding down slowly.

“oh no geto san caught us im coming” LOL

-he watches you grip the sheets, your tee shirt rolled up beneath ur chin, breasts heaving in excersion, nipples puffy and hard from pulling and flicking harshly at yourself. you couldn’t help how needy you were. cunt spilling onto your fresh cotton sheets, wait was that his shirt you were wearing?

-hearing you whimper and slump pathetically, after pulled at geto’s heart strings. you deserved to get fucked and to be taken care of just as much as his princess gojo.

-he was sure gojo felt the same way, seeing at how much he stared at your plush thighs and plump figure when you excited your bedroom in nothing but a t-shirt and shorts to get ready each morning.

-he would run it right by him, as soon as he returned. oh shit- gojo

-gojo’s still wobbly but a little ticked off that it took geto so long to return.

-geto hugs him close, kisses his eyes, and inspects the rope marks on his body.

-rubbing out knots and apologizing in between kisses.

-gojo notices the situation in his pants. 👀

-they talk and he’s on board wanting to push you to your limits and see you on your knees as well.

so they execute a plan:

-more pda (sure to make you uncomfortable)

-more making out and having sex loudly in front of you. (making you feel more uncomfortable)

-gojo moaning your name out while geto pounds him

-if that didn’t work, they would take you out to dinner and straight up ask you to be their submissive, their gf, theirs.

-i will write more of an outline later.

:)

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i just wanna be good for him 😭 💦

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imagine raising tsumiki and megumi with gojo

i need to see more domestic gojo

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wip

Sanji x reader -smut

definitely service top gentle yet firm Dom sanji

the two of you are equally excited

it all starts with a massage, that leaves you a little too excited.

you look over and see sanji is even more excited.

interesting...you go to sleep but the need doesn't go away.

you seek out sanji, who immediately gets touchy -feely, asking if you need another massage, rubbing idly at a knot in your neck, dragging mewls and quiet sighs out of your body.

you feel him start to get hard again, he turns up the charm even more, trying to loosen you up your worries.

you won't think less of me right, if I ask you to?, squeezing your thighs together from the urge.

of course not my lady -.-

you ask him to take care of you and soon he's upon you. kissing you, till you're both grinding on one another.

he sits on a big chair, beckoning you closer. squeezing his hands tightly around you waist, rubbing down the sides of your hips, then squeezing tightly again --murmuring sweet praises about the curve of your hip, how your thighs jut out, and your full bottom. then grabbing both cheeks firmly and pulling you close enough to lick tears from your cheeks -you tended to get overwhelmed easily--down to your neck and suck, marking his territory.

"you like that huh?" he smiles up at you, who bashfully wants to shy away from the attention.

"you like be claimed, being spoiled like my little princess?"

"yeah", you shamelessly answer, there was no reason to hide, not when sanji made you feel so safe always. he smacks your bottom and you yelp in surprise, which makes him smile wider and do it a few more times until your bottom is flushed red.

you sat in his lap --idk why I like this so much??? help???? --- right onto of his dick.

"can I take your panties off baby?" you nod, "lift your skirt up for me, angel?" and you just follow his led with shaky hands??? he soothes away your worries by rubbing circles into your wrists and shushing you--telling you your his good little girl?? I'm???

I wanna cry so bad! but he kisses your pout and starts rubbing circles into your thick thighs, along your slender legs, before hiking back up to your pelvis and spreading your legs??? he rubs in between the junction of you inner thighs and you pussy too and you moan -loudly from excitement. then he feels how wet you are for him and praises you more?????

he finally starts to take off your panties slowly, and you nearly start sobbing at the relief, stepping out of the black lace under his careful watch. and he sees your slight discomfort and asks if you're okay with continuing? and you think back to how much he worshipped your body during the massage yesterday and how much you always trust him to protect him --and you know you want more need more. so you babble out a yes and he kisses you again, again, and again till you see stars. he runs his long hands across your bare belly, right above your leaking hole, then rubs across your hips, drinking in every twitch and jerk your body makes. he teases you till you start sniffling and then kisses you some more?

then he finally...finally, rubs at your oh so sensitive clit and you yelp in surprise--you try to run away from it, legs kicking up but he secures an arm around your middle. his wrists rub tiny circles onto you, then rub down the line between your hole and clit --so you can take a breather. "I'm not gonna hurt you baby, just let me know what you don't or do like. I've got you. You can try and run away from me as much as you want but I'm always gonna love you the way you deserve", he pebbles kisses by your ear and you can barely feel it over the throbbing of your clit. rubs gentler now, onto your but, running a finger up and down your clit to you hole. like he'd always wanted to.,k he tells you that much.

he dips a finger into the wetness beneath you, some of it staining the front of his pants. works you open, then adds another, and you howl.

"that's it baby girl, take what you need", he angles the fingers perfectly and you almost scream. his hand goes to your neck, forcing it back and pressing you as close to his body as possible. you start to lose your sense of self or time or perception over the feeling of his fingers rubbing slowly into your spot. your legs start to shake, completely unable to keep yourself upright. you wanted to jerk away from, but he kept you locked. his eyes watched his fingers move in and out of your hole, watches the wetness slip past his hands a deeper stain on his favorite pair of slacks. but he didn't care, he would drink in your pleasure till he got his fill and his baby girl was too fucked out to think.

removing his fingers, you whine, and he raises his most prized possession, up to your face, covered in your mess.

"here, lick", but you were too embarrassed to and unsure.

instead, he licks his own fingers clean and you whimper --you fucking whimper. he shoves his fingers into your mouth, before licking your mess into your mouth. you start to squirm again, so he removes his hand from you mouth and back to your waist.

when you draw back to catch each other's breath, he gets to see your eyes half lidded, mouth covered in slick and saliva, and tears decorate your rosy face. even behind your ears were red. while you go to see the man in front of you stare at you like prey.

he needed to see you cum, wanted it badder than he ever wanted anything in his life. so he sucked back on his fingers, slicking them up, before inserting two back inside you. he spread his thighs, forcing your own wider to give more access to your heated hole.

you couldn't fight off the need the want -it scorched you and there was his hand again dragging you further into the fire, up your shirt, teasing you breasts, grasping roughly at the mounds twisting at your nipples, and pulling even harder.

he added a third finger in, changing the position of his hand to rub down harshly at your clit again. your body jerked again, almost tumbling off the cook -- your hands sought the refuge of his strong legs, holding tightly to his powerful thighs. his fingers exited you, to circle back onto your clit and suddenly, you were falling against his chest, as he traced one -- two -- three times against you clit and you were gone, feeling a familiar wetness being forced out of you.

"fuck that's my good girl, giving me what I want", he moaned into your ear then placed his other hand into you pussy driving upwards till you were cumming again, squirting onto his pants and ruining them further.

"such a good girl, do you think you can give me another or do you wanna sleep?"he kissed he side of your neck, and watched as your tongue lolled out, mouth dry. you just realized then that you had been screaming.

you didn't think you had it in you, but you trusted the the safety of the strong man before you. you tried to answer but all you could manage was a "mmmm -ah", before he began tugging gently at your poor abused nipples. when he let go, your looked up at him, eyes shinning with tears, "sanji?"

he smiled at the reverent way you said his name, before nuzzling his nose in yours and shifting your body to the side. then kissing every inch of your face while whispering sweet praises. you swore you could feel traces of starlight being left behind his lips.

"we're gonna do this every night, until I'm sure you can take my cock."

AAAAAAAAA

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thinking about sanji angst today

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angry wifi haki shanks protecting you and your children from marines and pirates.

angry wifi haki shanks stalking and disarming you.

angry wifi haki shanks threatening you not to leave.

angry wifi haki shanks k!lling those who harm you.

angry wifi haki shanks fucking your and holding you down with his aura.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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personal thoughts below:

just got my nails done and now im thinking about what it would be like to be spoiled by a man who deeply loves and supports his babies.

like shanks or sanji sugar daddy vibes.

or actually daddy vibes who would pay for lil princess and queen’s nails, hair, brows, massages, and shopping sprees.

my personal fantasy as a black woman is for my lover to pay me $500 a month in maintenance fees 😭 ✋🏾. god knows how friggin expensive it is to do 4c hair (which is why I look like a bum most of the time and it’s socially unacceptable to have “bad hair” 🙄)

but the thought of a man as strong as shanks or sanji protecting me and our family is 😫💦💦 y’all saw how mad shanks was when greenbull tried to mess with his babies!!! and how ready sanji was to pull up on mr forest fire awareness.

but also shanks or sanji being gentle and firm with you. imagine nightly back rubs from sanji or a foot rub from shanks after wearing heels all day at the office hard at work (his hand is so big he doesn’t need to arms). you literally could melt feeling so safe and protected.

plus they’re both so great with kids. i die 😭. it literally makes them happy/satisfied to see other people they love happy and safe and secure. they would 100% spoil their kids silly. 😭 ✋🏾 my heart breaks.

i hope i meet my dream man or men soon. kinda sad that i can only imagine being treated this well with imaginary men and all my real life experiences have been hell lmaooo.