#popcornposting

[popcorn-the-rabbit]

Chat is it gay to think the big scary alien girl who was trying to kill you yesterday is adorably sweet when she meets a dog for the first time

WHO SAID THAT? NOT ME!

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[popcorn-the-rabbit]

@agentfemstone this u?

An Agate Stone that looks like a window to the ocean.

[popcorn-the-rabbit]

man it feels good to hang out in the pipes again, I've missed this place

...hey what's this? There's something hiding in this pipe by the garden hose spigot

...is that... Is that a camera?

what the fuck

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[popcorn-the-rabbit]

... We're here.

Holy shit... That's... that's their house.

I'm so close.

Nori, I'm... I'm scared.

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[popcorn-the-rabbit]

*your favorite little brother clings to your side*

Pop can I ask you something?

Yeah, of course. What is it, Tails? Is something wrong?

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[popcorn-the-rabbit]

I GOT MY PHONE BACK! I USED A RING TO TELEPORT TO STONE'S. SHE MIGHT BE AFTER ME THOUGH.

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[popcorn-the-rabbit]

Popcorn!

Agent Byrn mentioned he saw a yellow rabbit at the crash scene... You know anything about that by any chance?

- Tom

Uhhh.... Noooo, I was deeeeefinitely at the wedding the whoooooole time...

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[popcorn-the-rabbit]

i hope he's okay

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[popcorn-the-rabbit]

Oh, boy.

*opening door and walking in*

Tails. What are you doing? Again, you've been in here for THREE DAYS. I get you like to focus on your work, but it's important you take care of yourself too.

What are you working on that's so important, anyway?

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*knocking on shed door*

Tails? Are you in there?

It's Popcorn. You've been in there for three days. Aree you okay, buddy?

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*there's some clattering and a loud bang followed by a sharp yip and grumbly "god damnit"*

No thanks, I'm not hungry. I'll be inside in a minute I'm almost done.

*his ass is not listening*

@popcorn-the-rabbit

[popcorn-the-rabbit]

*there is a snoring lump under your blankets on your bed*

What the- who is that? What is that?

I'm warning you, I have a pipe bomb and I'm not afraid to- wait mom would kill me- I have fists and I'm not afraid to use them!

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[popcorn-the-rabbit]

💜 pop…thrasher um

wont be fighting with us anymore

What? Oh my Chaos, is he okay? Are you okay? What happened?

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[popcorn-the-rabbit]

So, uh... Now that you're not actively trying to kill me anymore, what's your name? I'm Popcorn, in case ya didn't already... know that.

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[popcorn-the-rabbit]

On it!!

*grabbing the keys and running to the car*

It was Cooper, that son of a bitch. He grabbed her by the neck and threw her at a wall. I'd have killed him for that but Maria beat me to it while I was tending to Nori, so.

Hurry hurry hurryyyyyyyy D:

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*ring opens, dumps us on the floor*

Mom! Mom! Nori needs help... Her wing's broken and she might have a concussion...

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urghhh... my head is full of jelly beans...

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...sounds delicious.

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...not really

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MOOOOM!

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OH MY GOD!

What the hell happened? Don't repeat that word. Here, hand me Nori. Popcorn grab my keys we're going to the clinic.

*she carefully scoops Nori up in her arms*

@popcorn-the-rabbit

[showvember]

making up for everyone's popcornposting with a buncha contestants

[popcorn-the-rabbit]

💜 POP!!! WHERE’S THE FIGHT

She’s feral rn unfortunately -_- -Thrasher

Ayyyy, y'all made it!

I think we're just about ready to go. Nori, did you check in with Rouge and Topaz?

("The bat and the G.U.N. agent will be there." -🌠🌌🔮🌌🌠)

Good. Sonic and Shadow, go ahead and start helping Maria. Nori, show them the way. We'll catch up.

Erin and Thrasher, you're on coolant duty. During the fight, try to keep that thing as cold as possible with your powers. It's made of molten lava, so cold should slow it down.

Rouge and Topaz are on gem-snatching duty, for obvious reasons. They're gonna head to the ETLAC base, and Topaz will distract the investigators by pretending to be on official G.U.N. business while Rouge sneaks into Vaughn's lab and nabs the Heart samples he was studying. Nori has her own plan for those crystals that she refuses to tell me.

("You're not the only one who likes to create suspense!" -🌠🌌🔮🌌🌠)

Neo, Knuckles, you and I are the backup. We don't have specific jobs, but we're gonna kick ass. Neo, make sure you take it easy, at least a little, since you're concussed.

Does anyone have any questions, concerns, hesitations, or freakouts?

@sonic-wachowski-hedgehog @agent-stone @erintheweasel @theycallmethrasher @rouge-n-topaz

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[popcorn-the-rabbit]

now alive sister? What-

OH MY CHAOS IS THAT MARIA?! WHAT- HOW- IS SHE- WHAT THE HELL?! I-

Um! I see I have missed a few things! Anyway, I'll... let you get right back to that! Just as soon as I do this.

*reaches behind lamp, grabs Sonic by the wrist and starts dragging him out* You should have known better to think you could hide from someone with the hearing of a rabbit.

Bye Shads! Have fun with your sis! I promise I won't kill your boyfriend too much!

@sonic-wachowski-hedgehog I've got you now you little bacon thief.

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*bursts through door menacingly*

Shadow. Where is Sonic. He must pay for his crimes.

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also there's been some sort of doomsday message from Cooper but I have a different priority atm

...Popcorn. I am trying to talk with my now alive sister.

I don't know why you would think Sonic is here. I haven't seen him in a while.

Sonic, stop moving, she'll hear you.

Also what crimes does he have to pay for?? He never pays for crimes. You know this.

-- Shadow