#porbably a monster kink honestly

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✩ ][Rhys and Wulf][

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Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice?

Wulf, though not on purpose, he just tends to get carried away with whatever emotion suddenly arises.

Who threatens to leave but never actually does?

Neither would since Wulf will actually leave one day and Rhys's little heart couldn't handle it.

Who actually keeps their word and leaves?

Wulf when he finally kicks off to Asgard.

Who trashes the house?

Probably neither but I get the feeling Rhys could have a few bottles laying around after a possible fight with Wulf.

Do either of them get physical?

Never. After the scare Wulf had from tickling Rhys? He wouldn't dare raise a finger to him.

How often do they argue/disagree?

Not often but sometimes an argument can probably arise about Asgard or Wulf worrying about Rhys staying in shady places.

Who is the first to apologise?

They both kinda say it at the same time? I feel like for certain arguments Rhys may need more time too cool off and Wulf needs to have some sense whacked into him.

Sex:

Who is on top?

Wulf because Rhys likes the feeling of his lover on top of him probably.

Who is on the bottom?

Rhys since he likes it more and Wulf thinks he's breathtaking when sprawled on the bed.

Who has the strangest desires?

Rhys "Monster Fuck" Brennan is in the house!! He's definitely the one who probably has some weird fantasies when watching Wulf workout.

Any kinks?

Well there's all of Rhys's stuff for bdsm, primal play, lingerie and monster shit. Poor Wulf mostly just likes thigh high socks and being yanked about by his hair.

Who’s dominant in bed?

Wulf is and he loves seeing the way Rhys will squirm under his words. He thinks Rhys is adorable when the other man gives being dominant a go (though not in a mean way).

Is head ever in the equation?

Yes??? Rhys can't be presented with a big dick and expected to NOT worship it with his tongue.

If so, who is better at performing it?

Probably Rhys since he knows better tricks of it whereas Wulf will just probably be able to fit the whole thing into his mouth and that's it.

Ever had sex in public?

Nah, Rhys wouldn't want people to see his Wulf and Wulf would think it was indecent. Though private wild places? Hell yeah.

Who moans the most?

Rhys does. Wulf is mostly grunts and occasional growls to make Rhys laugh or moan more.

Who leaves the most marks?

Wulf does since leaving marks on him is harder to do and Rhys can only really leave marks after attempting for a long time. Rhys??? Call Dae and tell him there's a new Peach in town.

Who screams the loudest?

Rhys!

Who is the more experienced of the two?

Wulf is due to the fact that he is a LOT older than Rhys.

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?

Definitely make love and even their fucking often will have a feeling of love about it. If Wulf doesn't treasure Rhys??? He'll die. It's a serious Asgard thing, he swears.

Rough or soft?

Soft at first definitely and it takes a lot of convincing from Rhys to make Wulf go a little tougher tbh.

How long do they usually last?

Probably about an hour? Wulf likes dragging it out and ngl this question ain't gonna be good because I have no clue how long sex is meant to last.

Is protection used?

Nah since Wulf is highly resistant to any Midgard disease and Rhys is the only Midgardian he's slept with.

Does it ever get boring?

Nope! How can Rhys get tired of a beefcake??? And Wulf could live a thousand lifetimes (literally) and he will always say that nothing is more stunning to him than Rhys.

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? 

Probably in the field that Wulf will one day purpose Rhys to. Nothing is better than the heat of the sun over them and feeling the Asgardian flowers brush against Rhys's pale skin.

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?

Nah, I don't think Rhys would want them and Wulf would just honestly take it as it goes??? If Asgardian Rhys ever said he wanted kids Wulf would just go "yes dear" and grab the first child he sees.

If so, how many children do your muses want/have?

Rhys will take the amount of horses Wulf has and his Baby and I can fully imagine that if Wulf gets himself an apprentice Rhys will lowkey see a new child to father. Shy lil child who loves horses???? Accidentally info dumps about their experiences with horses and eager for Midgard stuff? Rhys needs his parenting apple slices hold on.

Who is the favorite parent?

Rhys because he gives too many apple slices and is a lil gremlin man who's very lovable.

Who is the authoritative parent?

Wulf because he knows the strict training a war horse needs and the fact that his apprentice needs to know a lot.

Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?

Rhys. Playing hookie and playing with the foals???? Him for sure.

Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?

Rhys.

Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?

Wulf does since I imagine Asgardian apprenticeships mean a much closer relationship when you share such a long lived job with someone.

Who goes to parent teacher interviews?

Wulf does,,,,talk to the Valkyries I mean.

Who changes the diapers?

Wulf cleans up the horsie poop.

Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?

Wulf is definitely more likely to rush off and check on the horses in the night but I feel like Rhys will come to visit them at night for thinking purposes.

Who spends the most time with the children?

Wulf does since it's his job.

Who packs their lunch boxes?

Rhys probably packs Wulf some snacks and will probably give the apprentice some food through Wulf tbh.

Who gives their children ‘the talk’?

Neither of them.

Who cleans up after the kids?

Wulf does.

Who worries the most?

Rhys does because he's turned into a Giant Asgardian Father.

Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?

Rhys.

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle?

They both do but Rhys definitely more.

Who is the little spoon?

Rhys!

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?

Rhys. And I think its definitely after a woman has been oogling or even has the nerve to come up to Wulf and flirt a bit.

Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  

Rhys for SURE.

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?

Probably Wulf since he's a very active person and just LAYING in one spot for no reason??? Porbably starts to float and that's how Rhys knows he needs to do something active.

Who gives the most kisses?

They're both at a tie but I would PROBABLY have to say Wulf??? He likes showing his affection as much as possible.

What is their favourite non-sexual activity?

Taking walks with Ragnarok since Wulf knows a lot about Midgard nature and Rhys probably loves hearing him describe all the different stuff.

Where is their favourite place to cuddle?

In a bed but Wulf also likes under the shade of a large tree.

Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? 

Rhys! Though I wouldn't put it past Wulf to do it occasionally to throw Rhys off.

How often do they get time to themselves?

Not that often since Rhys can't afford places much and Edith lives with Wulf.