#posts to covertly send to my english teacher through an elaborate student network

[saltedsolenoid]

lord of the flies if it was good:

ralph: i'm going to play minecfaft and trade with villagers. also sorry for being fatphobic piggy

piggy: it's okay

ralph: what's your name btw

(Also the island's on fire)

piggy: i'm beepo.

Jack: fuck you i'm gonan go play fortnite

roger: who want crack

Simon: I'm a furry

beepo: I believe that fortnite makes you predispositioned to violence, as putting yourself in the shoes of a cold-blooded killer in a simulated world without consequences lets your mind think freely without consequences, something that isn't sustainable in ethics

jack: yea idiot smartass gayboy that's why i'm playing it. Who want sow head

Simon: I should go into software development

ralph: society

Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad: yo mista white i've been thinkinga bout humanity's disposition to evil lately

Walter White: jesse we need to hunt

Jesse Pinkman from breaking Bad: but mista white i'm scared of the beast