#practically was shaving them bishes at the end

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It is only now, after spending 6 hours cutting my lil laminated company directories into perfect lil rectangles, that I understand why everyone is giving me weird looks as they pass by my office: 1) I went full neurospicy and was totally focused the whole time on making my cuts as straight as humanly possible, and 2) I do in fact make too much to be spending 6 entire hours on this shit