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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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The altar of the “St Paraskeva” Church in Niculițel, Romania, on the saint’s feast day, October 14, 2024. Photo credit: Diocese of Tulcea

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Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all

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Me, genuinely disgusted and shocked: What do you mean? Why would your baby get your husband's last name? Is he gonna carry it for nine months??

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"You were actually so bad in bed I discovered I'm a masochist" is a wild thing to say to a man at a crisp 9am in a Staples parking lot and I will not be moving past this

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I got approved for my apartment without anything I submitted getting checked and my friends and I have been laughing about it since yesterday. I got my credit and background check notif, but other than that they really said, "You got it; we trust you." Which is hilarious because it took them 5 days to vet this other chick that applied. I got approved in less than 24 hours

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At any given moment, you can trust in the fact that a chaos magic-toting idealist is out there making an ass of themselves because they don't understand what traditional practices mean or look like

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I love when people tote their UPG as law for a specific folk lineage that it absolutely would not be applicable for. Loud, ignorant, wrong, and combative. A true icon of witchblr headassery, we love to see it.

"Here's the actual means by which folks would get rid of this curse." "Well actually no, you can love and light it out of existence because I said so." God this shit never gets old

“Dead flesh was also used in certain types of love magic, notably an buarach bhdis, the “spancel of death,” a strip of skin removed in one unbroken piece from the top of the corpse’s head to its heels. If the loved and desired person was touched by this, their undying devotion would be gained.”

— The Good People: New Fairylore Essays, edited by Peter Narvaez, pg. 312

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I just remembered that was only my W2 funds and I rescind all curiosity. Keep your secrets

Startling throwback this morning. Just saw an old appartment application from 2019, where I was moving with my sister, and for monthly income I put $1100. I am so baffled because how on less than one week of my current pay was I balling out regularly?? Ole girl was going to the casino, eating out religiously, going to the bar after nearly every shift, buying up occult books like mad. How, bro? How???

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Startling throwback this morning. Just saw an old appartment application from 2019, where I was moving with my sister, and for monthly income I put $1100. I am so baffled because how on less than one week of my current pay was I balling out regularly?? Ole girl was going to the casino, eating out religiously, going to the bar after nearly every shift, buying up occult books like mad. How, bro? How???

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Signing my new lease and I can feel the weighted stare of my unpacked 1 bedroom from 30 miles away

We're at the stage of last minute packing where everything but my books and clothes looks incredibly trash shaped

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I hate these bitches actually

Ofc they gave me only the bad news and none of the super cool ones during their morning debriefs. Apparently drunk me was actually not 100% obsessed solely with the DD. APPARENTLY I made friends with everybody in my vaccinity, including the bouncers and staff, ordered a shit ton of shots and started a lil impromptu karaoke moment in this super strict bar. I'm talking like group singing, songs on request type shit, which is crazy because this bar is known for hating roudy groups and doing everything in their power to squash anything cool or fun

"Spirit-induced troubles" if by spirit you mean alcohol then yes, I am right there with you baby. I have recently, literally two days ago, sworn off all alcohol after (according to multiple reports) having seen my DD backed into the corner by a random guy hitting on her and proceeding to get so protective, I skipped straight from "pretend to be gay" to whatever tf that was. So I decided "yes chug these 6 shots so your arms are free and go help," and then promptly pinned her to the wall, lowered my head to lean on hers, glared homie down for a hot minute, and then kissed her forehead and loudly told her I'll "fuck you till you scream right here, right now, just say the word"... which was not the last time I would offer such services to her that night but it was the first and the loudest. And if that was the most embarrassing thing I did, I would be so incredibly thankful, but it was not. The spirits really had me by the balls that night

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I hate when I accidentally stumble onto some drama, have an unconfirmed hunch about who it's about, and then have to remind myself to check in again later because it's still early days so it's too soon to swoop in with an "I fucking knew it and I told you and you never fucking listen to me"

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There is actually nothing more satisfying than tossing an entire cabinet's worth of dishes and cups. Should I have done that? Arguably not. But do I feel much better about going to sleep and not staying up all night on a Monday to figure out how many socks it would take to pack them all safely? Fuuuuck yeah

We're at the stage of last minute packing where everything but my books and clothes looks incredibly trash shaped

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I had seventeen days to pack thus far so this is entirely my fault for waiting until the Monday before everyone's coming to move my "packed" apt. I understand this fully. I am still deeply agrieved that I cannot simply pull the dumpster up to the side of my building and chuck shit out the window into it. So many stairs. So many mugs and candles and furniture that must be tossed

We're at the stage of last minute packing where everything but my books and clothes looks incredibly trash shaped

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"Spirit-induced troubles" if by spirit you mean alcohol then yes, I am right there with you baby. I have recently, literally two days ago, sworn off all alcohol after (according to multiple reports) having seen my DD backed into the corner by a random guy hitting on her and proceeding to get so protective, I skipped straight from "pretend to be gay" to whatever tf that was. So I decided "yes chug these 6 shots so your arms are free and go help," and then promptly pinned her to the wall, lowered my head to lean on hers, glared homie down for a hot minute, and then kissed her forehead and loudly told her I'll "fuck you till you scream right here, right now, just say the word"... which was not the last time I would offer such services to her that night but it was the first and the loudest. And if that was the most embarrassing thing I did, I would be so incredibly thankful, but it was not. The spirits really had me by the balls that night