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bisayawa · 1 year

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thinking abt bruce having beef over clark having a pet parakeet, having to listen to it say "how ya doin? good morning!" having to listen to it ask clark for, "kisses?" & chirp & dance around clark's shoulders, seething to himself because clark kisses the little guy.. and said little guy mimics the little muah sound

what im trying to say is the little parakeet communicates what he wants better than bruce can & so bruce now has beef over a bird

#superbat #pre relationship sb obv #ive never had a pet bird (aside from chickens) but birds asking for kisses is always nice #bruce once snapped a pencil in half when the parakeet kissed clark on the cheek. i was there. i saw it #where does this fit into canon? who knows. not me #blub.

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