#preppin

[temeyes]

I wanna chew on soap so bad… he looks like a gummy. I love him. tell him for me!!!!!

he does look very munchable,,

[skunkes]

look at my new comm price sheet its quite swagful i thingk

[shoezuki]

wait what? they use creepy crawlies to debride wounds???? what, like maggots?? and people actually agree to that?????

YEP!!!! the ol tried and true Maggot Method babey!!!!!!! They straight up breed n grow these bastards in a sterile environment for this express purpose.

Its obviously not like.... used as much. But the reason it is used still at all is cuz those lil nasty bitches are better at removin the nasty stuff than humans are. Like straight up sharp debridement (the surgical removal stuff) usually involves removal of good tissue too

Anyways theres more bout this but im done talking bout maggots but DONT LOOK ANY OF THIS UP. DONT FICKING GOOGLE IT. YOU GET PICTURES INSTANTLY

[terminalkisser]

minos wearing crocs in "Sports mode"

[highdefhoetry]

damn it, now i wanna write haitian!reader x sanji lolol

[imminent-danger-came]

I love acespec ships

[zrllosyn-art]

Participating in artfight again this year, hopefully!

If any friends or muturals got an art fight, let me know! let me draw your ocs!

[LINK]

[todayisafridaynight]

sawashiro brainrot has returned full force

welcome back bestie we been keepin a seat warm for you <3

[nerdepic]

little Mord turn around

[djarrex]

hey I mean when we inevitably lose power at least I was able to throw one fic out there for y'all lmao

[fresh2definitely]

[the-navistar-carol]

I would be a shit drug dealer if these burritos are any indicator but they are DONE and EDIBLE

[lisyh]

Guess which bitch bought tickets to the Jonas Brothers next year!?!?

[alisainez]

Onion 🧅 Soup

Nostalgia Mini Skillet Cooking Onion Soup & More! Adjust Ingredients To The Size Of Your Cooking Pot/Skillet. Cooking At Home 👩‍🍳 Ingredients: 4 large onions, sliced 3 tablespoons of butter 3 cloves of garlic, minced 3 tablespoons of flour 6 cups of beef broth 1/2 teaspoon of thyme Salt and pepper French bread, sliced and toasted Gruyere cheese, shredded Instructions: Heat a large…

[andyridgeley]

seeing james marsden play a twin brother as a completely different character

[ifwebefriends]

Gravity Falls Rewatch: the shorts (part 4/5) ‘Pocalypse Preppin’ and Shop at Home with Mr. Mystery

Ready for Anything

Was “spatula city” a UHF reference?!

Hunkered Down

I wonder if McGucket is in the shelter from “into the bunker”

Food Stockpile

How are the bees able to survive down there? Are there flowers and stuff?

I’m guessing Stan bought all the canned meat

Hillbilly Shelter

Okay so he does have meat, good for him

I wonder how long it would take to pop every bubble on that bubble wrap

How’d it happen?

I don’t think beef stew is supposed to look like dry ice lmao

Checkmate

Just realized that if McGucket doesn’t show up during Weirdmageddon, this is why

Governor of America

Quinton Trembly should be McGucket’s running mate lmao

Rememberance

Why isn’t McGucket’s raccoon wife in the bunker with him?

Diving Helmet

Apparently “doubloons” is a currency here

Kinda loving this style of short, oddly nostalgic for when I would turn the TV on at 3am and find some jewelry commercial similar to this

Mystery Box

Ooo I want that decoder ring

Gravity Falls predicted Forky from Toy Story 4?!?

I didn’t know there was a code in this short! It translates to “Soos yellow bracelet club”

Okay so this one you pay for with USD

Stan chuckling during “as you can hear” makes me think that this is improvised lmao I don’t think that was intentional

Nacho Necklace

Who was Stan talking to?

Also is Dipper helping with these?

He cuts the price from $326 to $325 what a steal

“I do not negotiate with customers” yep Stan is definitely a customer service worker

That necklace is kinda sick tho

Fez

I love the off-screen Dipper and Mabel cameos

“What do these codes add up to?” Oh shit have I been missing some?

Deer Teeth

Those deer teeth look like marshmallows

Ooh there’s more codes but I’m too tired to decode them right now sorry :(

What the hell is up with this show and deer teeth?

UFO on a String

That UFO is two pie tins glued together

Okay Dipper acknowledged that it’s a pie tin cool

Aztec Calendar

I just realized that the cash register has $6.18 on it

Man remember when we thought the world would end in 2012 because of the Aztec Calendar? That scared the shit out of me when I was younger

S&H is more than the actual item price lmao

Jar of Eyes

It’s like in the intro! Neato

Outtakes

I hope Alex Hirsch had fun with these :)

“I’ve been breeding wolves” and the pug smuggling suggests that Stan is a dog person

They don’t have a fly swatter?

I think “we’ll do it live!” Is a reference to something but I don’t know what

Lmao puppet Stan is shorter than the desk