#pretend arsene and robin hood are on their own little date or something

[concreteclouds]

Shuake Week Day 1: Secret Relationship

If you're fraternizing with the enemy, but no one's around to see it, does it really count?

[flashfuture]

hello do you mind explaining all the amazons?

All of them????

Okay uh I'll break down the ones i at least know about anyone who's deeper into the WonderFam please jump in I don't really interact with them that much.

But we've got

Diana Prince: Wonder Woman

Our Golden Age Princess of the Amazons. During the Golden and Silver ages she came from Paradise Island. She was truly animated clay here and several hundred years old by the time of WWII. During the Golden Age Diana married Steve Trevor and they had a daughter named Hippolyta "Lyta" Trevor. (My break down of Lyta would be an essay in itself and she's not really an Amazon so). Diana was a member of the JSA here.

During the Silver Age Diana also married Steve but no kids. She rescued Donna Troy from a fire and sent her to Paradise Island to be raised by Hippolyta making Donna and Diana sisters. This is the first timeline to mention Ares is her grandfather technically as he made Hippolyta. Diana lost her powers at some point. She got really really good at martial arts and then two years later got her powers back. She supposedly died during Infinite Crisis but then you know didn't. During Convergence she killed a vampire Joker. That was fun. In this timeline Diana was a founding member of the JLA.

Okay and post crisis New Earth Diana is the first one to say Diana is from Themyscira. It was still called Paradise Island sometimes. She was molded from clay. Diana in this time was not a founding member of the JLA but came to America after it was founded. (I think Infinite Crisis retconned her to be a founding member but idk) Diana has become a member of the Trinity alongside Batman (Bruce Wayne) and Superman (Clark Kent). 

The Prime Earth Diana is the one from Flashpoint and onwards. She’s now the daughter of Zeus. In New52 if I recall right she was made much much younger like in her 20s and explored mankind in the modern era. The Doomsday clock thing reestablished her WWII origins. She was also said again to have been born during probably the Hellenistic Period (they said classical antiquity and that’s you know just a few thousand years) She just helped out in Death Metals and is now doing something with Infinite Frontier unclear I don’t really know what Prime Earth Diana has been up to lately. 

So on Earth-Two, Earth-One, and New Earth Diana was the granddaughter of Ares and as such her life span was greatly extended. On Prime Earth as the direct daughter of Zeus she is immortal. 

Donna Troy: Troia/Wonder Girl 

Donna is a tricky one. She was introduced real quick to fill the girl role on the Teen Titans cause the boys were getting a little too gay. So started Silver Age Earth 1. Okay so basically her origin kept changing but the one that’s ‘canon’ is she was created to be a playmate for Diana but was abducted and kept being cursed to live tragic lives in New Cronus. Right around the Titans era okay Donna was rescued by Diana and brought back to Earth. Donna was the one to suggest the Teen Titans name. Donna is a member of the Fab Five along with Robin/Nightwing (Dick Grayson), Aqualad/Tempest (Garth of Shayaris), Kid Flash/Flash (Wally West), and Speedy/Arsenal (Roy Harper)

Donna married Terry Long when she was 19 and they had Robert, got divorced, they died in a car crash. 

After Crisis on Infinite Earth Donna sorta realized all those ‘lives’ she led were other version of her which she was all of now. And also Donna was believed to be the Goddess of the Moon. She had to stop a sun-eater or whatever but failed (Hal came in with a clutch it it’s cool)

Donna also had to fix some shit during Infinite Crisis and ended up on a Universe Hopping road trip with Kyle Rayner and Jason Todd to find Ray Palmer for Final Crisis or something. She was killed by a Superman Android during the Teen Titans/Young Justice Crossover. (Edit thanks to that anon for this I legit couldn’t remember how she died)

And Prime Earth Donna was made to destroy Diana. She you know didn’t. 

Look I’ll be real I know next to nothing about what the New52 tried to do with Donna. I just go by her original origins of being Diana’s sister. 

On Earth-One and New Earth Donna’s life span was greatly extended and on Prime Earth she is stated to be Immortal as on Prime Earth Amazonian’s on Themyscira were granted immortality. 

Nubia: 

She is like Diana’s twin made from darker clay on Earth-One which is the silver age Earth. Nubia was actually slightly older than Diana but she was stolen as a baby by Ares who was going by Mars. Mars/Ares is Nubia’s grandfather and he wanted her help in taking down the Amazons. Nubia was raised on Floating Island (or slaughter island as Mars/Ares called it). Nubia fought Diana and hesitated to kill her leading to a draw. Nubia returned to Floating Island and at some point Supergirl had to save her life from poison of some sort. 

On New Earth she went by Nu’Bia and was just a random Amazon, her job was to guard the Doom’s Doorway which is an entrance to the River Styx. She was not Diana’s sister. 

On Prime Earth Nubia is the daughter of Hippolyta and the half-sister of Diana not her twin. Nubia went undercover pretending to work with Darkseid before Themyscira could recover and rally to fight. Nubia is currently the Queen of the Amazons. She was given the crown by her mother, Hippolyta during the Dark Metals event. 

As with Donna on Earth-One and New Earth Nubia had a greatly extended lifespan and on Prime Earth Amazons are immortal. 

Cassie Sandsmark: Wonder Girl 

She is a New Earth entry who was for the new Young Justice team. She is the daughter of Zeus and Dr. Helena Sandsmark. Here as Ares is Cassie’s half-brother and technically the father of the Amazon’s this means Cassie is Diana’s great-aunt. 

Cassie as a girl was able to request a Boon of Zeus who she didn’t know was her father at the time I believe and demanded real superpowers. Her mother Helena was able to turn off Cassie’s superpowers at the start as well. Cassie was trained by Artemis for awhile. Cassie became Wonder Girl in honor of Donna Troy who handed over her old suit. Cassie joined Young Justice as a teenager and would later be on the Teen Titans. Cassie has become a part of the Core Four for Young Justice alongside Robin/Red Robin (Tim Drake), Superboy (Kon-El/Conner Kent), and Impulse (Bart Allen). 

Cassie’s best friends outside of the core four are Supergirl (Kara Zor-El) and Cissie King-Jones (Arrowette). Cassie and Conner Kent used to date as well and she was in love with him before he died during Infinite Crisis. 

On Prime Earth Cassie is the daughter of Lennox and the granddaughter of Zeus. In this version Diana is Cassie’s aunt not the other way around. Cassie is still a member of the Young Justice team here. I don’t exactly remember what was happening during the New52. She was still Cassie unlike Kon and Bart who’d been replaced. But during Rebirth she went with the other members of Young Justice to rescue Conner Kent from Gemworld. She is currently still a member of the Titans. 

On New Earth as the daughter of Zeus, Cassie is an immortal who would not age further once she reached her prime age (like 27 or so). On Prime Earth as the granddaughter of Zeus and the daughter of Lennox Cassie’s life is extremely extended. 

Artemis Grace:

Artemis of Bana-Mighdall comes from a separate group of Amazons not on Themyscira or Paradise Island. Bana-Mighdall is a tribe of Amazons in Egypt who left Greece millennia ago. 

On New Earth Artemis left her home at 14 and wound up working for Ra’s Al Ghul before returning to her home. There was a competition to see who would be the next Wonder Woman as Hippolyta foresaw Wonder Woman die and wished to spare her daughter the fate. Hippolyta ensured Artemis won the competition. Artemis was shunned by most of the world including the Justice League who refused to see her as the true Wonder Woman. Artemis was also thought to be too violent. Artemis would later die in a battle with a demon fulfilling the prophecy of Wonder Woman dying. 

Artemis got out of hell eventually and was given the job of training Cassie Sandsmark by Diana and would later train Supergirl in combat as well. 

On Prime Earth Artemis was raised being told she would be Queen of the Amazons. She was desperate to prove herself and wanted to be the Shim’Tar of the Bana Amazons. Artemis’ best friend and lover Akila was chosen instead. Without Akila by her side Artemis felt her home had nothing left to offer and set out on her own. She helped stop an invasion of Qurac into Bana as well. 

Artemis then joined the Outlaws and worked with Red Hood (Jason Todd) and Bizarro, a botched clone of Superman. 

On New Earth Artemis had a greatly extended life span. On Prime Earth he Amazons were gifted immortality but those who left for Bana-Mighdall lost this gift so it is most likely that Artemis has the same extended lifespan from New Earth. 

Grace Choi:

Grace on New Earth comes from the same group as Artemis in Bana-Mighdall. Grace’s mother is an Amazon but her father was a Korean American. Grace grew up in America in the foster care system. She ran away at 9 but was kidnapped and sold into a child prostitution ring. She managed to escape at age 12 after her powers kicked in. Grace began fightining both for pay and for fun and worked as a bouncer at a meta club in Metropolis. 

Grace worked for the Outsiders for awhile at the request of Roy Harper an ex-fling and good friend of hers. She helped rescue Lian from the same child protsition ring she was in as a child and generally had lots of adventures with the Outsiders. 

Later it was revealed she had Bana roots but Grace refused to join them as they were currently you know sieging down the US. Batman was briefly worried about her loyalties but Grace proved she had no loyalty or ties to the Bana Amazons. 

Grace has returned to the Prime Earth in Infinite Frontier and in Festival of Heroes and it seems like nothing has changed with her so far. 

Grace has increased longevity of her life. She is listed as half-amazon because only her mother is a Bana Amazon but all Amazons only have their mother who are Amazons so I don’t really see why she isn’t a full Amazon. Anyways increased life span. 

Jason:

He is Diana’s twin on Prime Earth. He was sent away cause you know no men on Themyscira. Jason was raised by Glaucus who was a member of the Argonauts crew and worked under the original Jason of Greek Myth. Who Jason was named for. 

Jason was raised on the Aegean Coast by Glaucus and became a Fisherman. Jason was trained in his youth by his half-brother Hercules. 

Jason worked briefly with Diana but wasn’t sure how to be a hero. There was a period where Darksied’s daughter tricked him but Diana talked him down. And Jason saved Diana’s life during the Dark Metals event. 

He is currently in the Dark Mutliverse living with a boyfriend on the Aegean Coast. 

As the son of Zeus, Jason is an immortal. 

⚔️ Also for fun the Weapons:⚔️

Lasso of Truth: Wielded by Diana Prince

Originally imbued with it’s power by Aphrodite and Athena later after crisis forged by Hephaestus and powered by Hestia, this lasso forces the truth from whoever it has ensnared. It is indestructible.

Lasso of Persuasion: Wielded by Donna Troy

This Lasso forces someone to do what the wielder demands. This requires Donna’s or whoever wields the lasso to have a stronger will then who they’re using the lasso on. It is indestructible.

Lasso of Lightning: Wielded by Cassie Sandsmark 

This lasso was created by Ares and gifted to his half-sister Cassie Sandsmark on New Earth. This lasso channels Zeus’ lightning and can make someone experience intense rage if they are caught by the lasso. The power of the lasso is directly correlated to Cassie’s rage levels. 

Lasso of Submission: Wielded by Artemis Grace

Originally from Earth-3 this lasso has the ability to make someone obey any commands even those to inspire false love. After Superwoman (Lois Lane) of Earth-3 was killed Diana took the lasso and gifted it to Artemis. 

Bow of Ra: Wielded by Artemis Grace

The Bow of Ra was a gift from the Egyptian sun god, Ra to the Bana-Midghall Amazons. This bow goes to the Shim’Tar and forges a special bond with them. Those who are not the Shim’Tar cannot wield the bow and further if you are not a candidate to be a Shim’Tar the bow will harm or even kill you. The bow requires intense willpower to use or it can drive the wielder mad. Akila was driven mad with the power of the bow and had to be killed by Diana and Artemis. It is said to have the power to destroy stars so this bow is incredibly dangerous and powerful if not wielded by the right person. 

(Bonus Donna used to use a lasso that was golden but held no specific magical properties.) 

[sweet-sammy-kisses]

You’re the Only Sweet I Want

JayTim Week Day Prompt 2: Fairy Tale/Disney Princess You can also read it on AO3

"Don't you have some Outlaw business to do or something?" Tim had lost count how many times he had asked Jason that. Okay, that was a lie he had asked Jason that every day for the last two weeks since the day he found Jason waiting outside his shop for him.

A shit-eating grin appeared on Jason's face, he was loving the little tick Tim was developing and the faint blush that no matter how hard he tried to fight it. He knew that Tim was enjoying his flirting. "No can do baby bird. Kory and Roy are having a blast catching up with Raven and Gar. And do you want to tell Lian that she can't hang around Bart anymore?"

Tim blanched, Lian had managed to wrap Bart around her little finger, and together the two had become unholy terrors who had no problems in unleashing their doe-eyes on them. It was hard to say no.

Tim was certain that Lian was going to rule the world when she got older.

"We should have never let them meet." Tim groaned in dismay even his former assassins weren't immune to her charm. Owens adored Lian and he got along scary well with Roy, the two of them liked to have sharpshooting contest over at the Titian tower with Gar, Bart, and Conner as judges. Raven and Kory were still as close as ever and it did Lian and Cassie and when she came to visit Cass to have them in their lives. Even Pru was dragged into shopping trips and spa days thanks to Lian's pout. Z and Jason struck up the most interesting of friendships. Tim didn't understand it, at least he had Conner who was just as baffled as he was.

"So why are you here Jason?" Tim asked after letting out a long drawn out sigh, it was better to find out what Jason wanted then he could focus on his baking. Even if it took him a while to calm down from Jason's flirting.

Tim ignored the scraping of a chair being pulled out that just meant that Jason was settling in for the long haul.

"Lian told me the most interesting story, I think you will like it baby bird." Jason's voice was husky and growly it made Tim wonder if that is what he sounded like during sex.

"Oh, that's nice." Tim was on guard Jason had been finding different ways to flirt with him. He knew that Jason would tell him the story, he would pretend not to listen but they both knew he was hanging off every word.

"Once upon a time there was a handsome knight known as the Red Hood, he and his two friends the brave archer Arsenal and the beautiful princess Starfire were known as the Outlaws protectors of the innocent and kicker of bad guys asses."

Tim snorted he very much doubt that Lian said asses but there was no way Jason would say behind, not when he could swear without innocent ears around, and yes that included Bart a rule that was enforced the first time Bart copied Jason and swore, it was wrong to hear him do that. To the Titians Bart was their innocent son who should never say that kind of langue.

"Now the mighty and brave knight had a falling out with his family and went on his own. After all, he had defied death herself to come back. He vowed to do what was needed to ensure that no others were harmed as he had been. But it hadn't always been like that." Jason paused to take a deep breath.

"When he learned that his adopted father the great Dark Knight had let his killer live he was engulfed in hatred and rage and when he learned that he had been replaced by another he was consumed by rage that another innocent life could be cut short as his had been."

Tim's hands froze in the middle of kneading the dough and he could feel Jason's eyes on him.

"Now the knight had been tricked by an evil witch who had a hatred for the new and upcoming knight and she made sure that hatred was passed on to the Red Hood. The knight became consumed with taking down his replacement, to hurt the father that abandoned him and didn't avenge his death. He became twisted and did what he vowed never to do he harmed an innocent. One who had looked up at him and seen him as a hero."

That had Tim turning around to face Jason, he was certain that Jason didn't know of his hero-worship for him.

Any words that Tim might have said died on his lips at the look in Jason's eyes.

Pushing back the chair Jason climbed to his feet and walked closer to Tim, when there were only a few inches between them he continued his story, "With the help of his friends the knight eventually became free of the witch's curse and he saw the truth. The knight he thought had replaced him was more than a knight he was a prince of the stars, whose light saved the Dark Knight and brought light back into his life. The thing is no one realized that until the prince disappeared believed that he was unwanted and cast aside by hurtful actions that he was all of their light and with him gone so was the warmth he brought with him. So the handsome knight vowed that he would find the prince no matter how long it took, even if he needed to look for years, he would find his prince and bring back the light into his life."

Jason saw the realization dawning in Tim's eyes as he darted out his tongue to lick his lips.

"It took the knight five years but at last, he found his prince, he had become a baker using the skills he had learned at the hands of their kindly grandfather, who mourned and missed the prince almost as much as the knight did." Jason knew it was a low blow bringing up Alfred like that, Alfred who had told Jason of how Tim had been so eager to help him any chance he could when he first became Robin and how Alfred had made it his mission to ensure that Tim knew how to take care of him when his parents left him alone.

"If Master Bruce wouldn't help Master Timothy and returned him to his empty house then I made sure that Master Tim knew how to look after himself. He always made my kitchen all the much brighter with his wide smile and eyes that lit up when I asked him to help me out."

Alfred's words haunted Jason, he hadn't known about Tim's parents and once he looked into them he had been appalled by them, they had no right to call themselves parents and he hadn't been too happy with Bruce for allowing Tim to return night after night to that empty place.

"Now the prince had experienced loneliness and being abandoned and he thought it was only natural to be cast aside but he had no clue as to how wrong he was. He was wanted and loved by those who had hurt them. When the knight found him it was clear that the prince had made a new family and they were loyal to him and wouldn't leave him behind. Now the knight didn't know what to do because his heart longed to have a place in the prince's life, to have a piece of his love that he gave so freely to his new family. That love the prince had once offered him only for the knight to toss it away."

While he had been speaking Jason had moved closer and now there was but an inch of space between him and Tim, and he desperately wanted to reach out and pull Tim into his arms.

"What did the knight do?" Tim asked in a soft voice, that if Jason hadn't been so close he would have missed.

"The knight vowed to show the prince that he had changed and that if he gave him a chance the knight would prove to the prince how much he cared for him. The knight wondered if the prince would say yes if he asked him on a date to prove himself to him."

"YES!" Tim blurted out much to his horror and felt his face heat up.

Thrown it took Jason a moment to realize that Tim had said yes to his date, "Are you sure baby bird, I don't want to force you into anything you don't want."

Being asked on a date but his first crush and first love had been everything Tim had dreamed of when he first realized what he was feeling for Jason. "I'm sure Jason."

Jason's lips curled up into a smile that lit up his face before it turned into a sinful smirk that made Tim's knees weak, "Then baby bird be prepared to be swept off your feet. I will give you a night you never forget." Jason promised.

Tim had little doubts about that and he found he couldn't wait.

"I'll pick you up at seven, that should give you enough time prince." Giving Tim a wink Jason exited the kitchen.

Tim nearly collapsed as he heard the bell signal that Jason had left, "What the hell am I going to wear?"