#pretending that im not preparing to hit you with a tractor if i find out youre not suppose to be here | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

caiibuck · 2 years

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Oh, "I'm good at faces, but suck at names" this, and "I'm bad at faces, but I'm good with names" that, I'm bad at both. I have no object permanence, I will forget everything about you the second you leave my line of sight. I have the memory of a goldfish and an ass as bulbous as their fucked up little heads. We are not the same.

#my stuff #i actively cannot picture human faces of people i know in my head #i have lived with my dad my entire life and i cannot describe his face at all without looking directly at him #i have to actively study and memorize things for me to know that about them #if i remember anything about you (non-work/family-related) please know that i am mentally kissing you on the mouth #i hate when people show up to my work and i have to watch them to decipher who the hell they are #pretending that im not preparing to hit you with a tractor if i find out youre not suppose to be here #but yes if i say obscure details i remembered about you. please note i am on the edge of my seat trying to see if i remembered correctly #memory is the key and i accidentally locked myself out

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