#prince sharming shrek

[cantfuckbracket]

Can't Fuck Bracket - Group Stage. Group 31: Bitchless Brits

Prince Charming (Shrek) versus Wallace (Wallace and Gromit) versus Steven Merrick (The Old Guard)

[ID: The unfuckable pride flag overlaid with the "no bitches" meme. Over it are pictures of the contestants. Prince Charming is a white man with blonde hair, shown screaming; Wallace is a bald white man with a huge mouth, shown wailing; and Merrick is a white man with big ears and eyes very close together. Over them are sparkles and a heart with a butt, and in between them are peach emojis crossed out with the word "vs" in them. End ID]

Prince Charming: "Their whole personality" / "British royal. Need I say more?"

Wallace: "The man is too obsessed with his inventions and also cheese to ever pay adequate attention to a lover. Also he’s British"

Steven Merrick: "British rich evil ugly AND annoying. Introduces himself as 'Steven Merrick, youngest CEO in Pharma'. Couldn't get less fuckable if he tried"

[yourfavwillpay]

Prince Charming WILL pay!