#probably either Dismas or Junia yelling at him

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Some veteran Sky Kid is screaming like a banshee while frantically searching for their moth.

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Heroes and social media

Audrey/Grave Robber: Has an absurd amount of side blogs, accounts and channels, one for every interest: make up, knives, lockpicking, fashion, gossip, true crime, netflix shows etc. Nobody knows how she keeps up with all of them.

Paracelsus/Plague Doctor: Debunks fake news about science with lengthy and elaborate insults. Got famous after a cameo on Audrey’s Poison Channel, mostly for the cool mask and cursing.

Reynauld/Crusader: His main posts are all mundane religious stuff, but if you dig at ANY of them, there’s several pages of drama. Started several flame wars.

Junia/Vestal: Prayers over jpegs of butterflies and flowers on main. Accidentally cross-posts from her porn blog at least once every 3 months.

Barristan/Man-at-Arms: Gym selfies drinking protein shakes, courage wolf memes, badly edited landscapes with inspirational quotes. He, Boudica and Arbalest are mutuals.

Dismas/Highwayman: Only has accounts to lurk on his friends’ blogs but somehow gets dragged into Reynauld’s drama.

Damian/Flagellant: Types on all caps because he thinks it’s easier to read and, as a result, sounds like he’s yelling all the time. Makes Reynauld’s religious drama worse, but somehow sounds almost normal in private, which confuses the hell out of people.

Boudica/Hellion: Pictures of herself camping or in reenactment events. Only makes short and vague descriptions. Some think it’s a “stoic celtic warrior” shtick, but she’s just afraid of being made fun of for her grammar.

Missandei/Arbalest: Usually cool shots of herself in archery competitions or taking care of her “baby” (the arbalest), then all of the sudden will post really heavy personal stuff and nobody knows how tor react.

Bigby/Abomination: Has a science blog aimed at religious people. Gets dogpilled and doxxed by flat-earthers despite being much more polite than PD.

Baldwin/Leper: Rarely shows up, but once a month posts a picture of some interesting flower or seashell with either a long-ass philosophical reflection or a poem. Responds seriously to meme comments.

William/Houndmaster: Doesn’t have social media. Warned everyone about companies spying on personal data back in 2010 and got laughed at. Lets his niece post pictures of his dog, though.

Alhazred/Occultist: Got sucked into Dark Academia, gets pissed the teenagers don’t have a deep understanding of the material and that nobody even *tries* to learn Ancient Greek before commenting the Illiad. Still popular for his dapper clothes and moody shots with his skull.

Sarmenti/Jester: Has a tiktok for music and internet drama. Considering quitting his shitty dayjob because the ad revenue is making him more money. Also created a bot that posts fake Baldwin quotes (Baldwin follows it).

Josephine/Antiquarian: Running a multimillion-dollar cryptocurrency scam over several social media platforms.

Tardif/Bounty Hunter: Most active on darkweb forums, but has a secret baking instagram. Probably investigating Josephine on the side.

Amani/Shieldbreaker: Uses social media to promote her dance studio and presentations. Only one keeping herself sane by using the block function liberally.