#probably more but my fingies hurt from texting this out lmaO

[baylardo]

I’m training at work today have some nuggies out of sheer boredom from my unclean brain that me and Alice have dabbled in discussing lol these aren’t like This Is Law they’re mainly just my takeaways from maaaaaany discussions hahaha WE CUTE

did we ever give the threshold au lore that they smell like peppers under unique circumstances like I really forget the entire context of that headcanon like if it’s when they’re scared or nervous or h*rny I forget lmao it was when we were researching salamanders for REASONS early on into the au content hahaha

there was also an idea we’d had over them doing tail dances when m*ting or in heat hahaha like Tom just doing it on the bridge and setting Janeway off instantly and she gets mad like “Darn You Mr. Paris grits teeth clenches fist” about it but also they both scuttle off for a “coffee break” together

Idk some other stuff like experiencing irritation under certain temperatures or climates,,,,,, besties just wanna go hide in a cave or some bog.

Janeway is a slut for eating eggs in any form, before threshold she loves eggs but this addiction has become concerning since “evolving”

The barbels/whiskers are veeeery sensitive in good and bad ways hahaha, I loved jellybeans having them twitch absolutely DELICIOUS love it, licking it

This one’s just from my brain because I’m cringe but I imagine for a while after everyone kinda picks up on the heat thing tom and Kathryn have with each other they’re both required to wear those little thingies on their neck that monitor their levels or whateva. Just a visual I’ve meant to draw and haven’t haha. I like to think the h*rny thing eventually dissipates with time, just them kinda acclimating to their own bodies and sensations. :3 for a while they resort to using the holodeck for happy happy fun times.

Chakotay sees the way kathryn is with her dumb lil babies when she’s stuck as a lizzy like doting after them and wanting to protect them from scary people she doesn’t recognize and I think overall he kinda just senses this primal mom thing Janeways always had and is experiencing as a lizard of all things lmao so he’s like I’ll keep these kiddies for Bestie’s sake like she may not like them right away but she’ll come around bc I seen what she like when all of her lil captainly barriers are stripped away aka BEING A LIZARD MOMMY

I think we were going with the idea that Janeway and paris are “successfully devolved” back into their regular selves but the process doesn’t last and consequently they gradually regress into this inbetween of the two forms :~) I like to think any benefits and hinderances on either side of the spectrum are leveled out in their new state; they likely have 1.5 hearts and PERSONALLY I think climate difficulties would be pretty minor for them, only an experienced irritation in drier or cold climates. They can also breathe underwater and have an instinctive fondness for being in water but it isn’t a necessity for them

I think we imagined Janeway would find out about chakotay keeping the babies without having told her,,,,, or he did tell her and she was Very upset with him for having done so, we pictured a lot less formal of an argument between the two of them teehee :3c where Janeway was very much like wanting to have left them there and chakotay was like very no no ur forgetting prime directive queen and she’s like I’ll simply look away from my moral starfleet compass this once just to not deal with my issues of being a parent to three lizards now that I definitely do not want for the simple reason that I’m engaged and also this wasn’t my ideal scenario for motherhood aka banging my coworker who is kinda more of a brother to me than anything else but eventually she’s like fine I’ll submit to my own code of living aka starfleet protocol and they keep the babies but janeways very angry with chakotay for a long while thus the coffee breaks with paris and chakotay knowing about it thus her avoiding chakotay and the babies in general HAVE FUN DECIPHERING THAT BULLET LMAO

I think we figured Resolutions would kinda be the START of Janeway beginning to come around to the idea of mothering her kids, prior to that she’s very moody and evasive with chakotay about being around them, seeing them in danger from the plasma storm in particular and wanting to instinctively protect them, it’s also very raw and in her face around that interval of time as well. I wish chakotay finished making his boat :(((( but I bet they would have waded in whatever body of water they had with the babies anyway teehee. She’d absolutely garden with them as well. And chakotay would craft up some cringe baby cradle and mobile and whatnot YOU KNOOOOOOOW HE WOULD. Maybe a rocking chair,,,,,,, blursed,,,,,,, idk maybe they’d name them down on New Earth too finally hahaha just slap everything into Resolutions lmao it’s so girthy.

Janeway ends up naming Edward and Amelia, she lets chakotay name Philippa :3 as a lil treat for raising them idk idk idk toms kinda checked out and uninvolved wanting to maintain his bachelor existence which is why he’s like so woooooaaah kids are weird I don’t have those for a long time. He’s more of a fun uncle dad ngl

Janeway is a super awko taco parent and doesn’t take to it naturally, she experiences a substantial amount of discomfort early on regarding the whole ordeal, she eventually levels out but it’s a very bumpy road of conflicted thoughts and disappointment in both herself and how her life’s turned out for a long time

Having webbed feet and hands were frustrating early on especially in regards to walking, but I like to think she particularly dreaded the tail hole they had to rip into all of her uniforms :]

I wanna say in between seasons three and four she’s reached a level of comfort with her situation, we’re rewatching the show again I’ll see if this perspective changes for me, I like surrounding it with her drastic hair change hahaha

Q absolutely tries tempting Janeway with turning her “human” again in Q and the Grey thank you

I like to think in a later season ep she loses her tail somehow and is sad about it hahaha, maybe loses her balance and everything cause she’s used to having it by that point

[boozenroses]

Haikyuu boys seeing your art part 2 😏

Part 2 because why not? They were pretty fun to make

With: Tsukishima Kei, Miya Osamu, Tendou Satori

Pt 1 ☟︎︎︎☟︎︎︎☟︎︎︎

❤︎ 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐋𝐢- 𝐓𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚 𝐊𝐞𝐢 🙊

You guys had a project to do, so y'all were in a private room at the library. You guys had to do a presentation so y'all had to do 6 mf slides. SIGH. So you guys shared a text book 🥰 Soo romanticccc...even though he purposely pulled the book closer to him a few times.

You were 🤏 that close to strangling him istg this mf. "Ughhh- my brain hurttsss...too much reading." You'd complain. "What brain? You only read like a few paragraphs." You gave him the 😑 look. He was just there like 🤏🕶🐔

You acted like you didn't hear him insult you. "Anywayy- I'm taking a small break." His eyes never moved from the text book he was reading. "Mhmm-" was the only response you got from him. You huffed and pulled out your smol sketch book.

You looked over at Tsukishima and you were like DAYUM. That side profile thooo 😏💗 lmao. You started to sketch him because honestly,, you thought he looked bootiful like that...I mean you always think he's pretty soo no

difference i guess 🤷‍♀️ N e wayyzz you were just looking at him like 👁v👁 ➖v➖...you made it pretty obvious that you were staring. He literally felt you staring, he turned his head as quickly as possible and caught you staring.

You looked back down at your sketch book. "You know I can see you staring right? I just caught you..." You were there like 🧍‍♀️ "Actually I wasn't...you should get your glasses checked." You spoke to him with attitude but you were fucking NERVOUS your hands got all sweaty, So you just ignored him and kept drawing. He looked over at your sketch book and he saw the doodles you were making. He wouldn't admit it, but he liked the art style and the way you made him look <3

He didn't say much about it, but there was a slight blush on his cheeks. He continued to work on his part of the project.

❤︎ 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐓𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐮𝐮 🥺💞

Ugh I lub this boy soo much. Anyway, y'all were at the park, sitting on one of the benches and just conversing. You then pointed at your bag and asked. "Hey, wanna see my recent drawings?" He nodded, excitedly. He loved your drawings,

especially watching you draw. He loved how gentle you were when you did your sketches <3 he loves the things that you draw. Like trees and flowers- all that fun stuff. You pulled your sketch book out of your bag and placed it on

your lap. You placed your piece of bread aside and opened your sketch book. He looked at the drawings, loving how detailed they were, and just admiring your art style. You then flipped to the next page where there was a very detailed picture of Tendou that you drew, you lowkey forgot that you drew it lol.

You immediately freaked out and quickly turned to the next page...but you and your bad luck 😔....the next page was Tendou doodles. You flipped through a few pages, until there were no more Tendou doodles/drawings. He just stared.

Tendou: 👁👄👁

You: 👩‍🦯💨

"Sooo...the weather-" you tried to change the conversation but, bitch...you were sweating like a sausage. "Can I see those drawings?" He asked you. "They looked really cool!" You were just there like 🥺👉👈 really? You agreed because he complemented your drawings. (As he should 😌💅)

You flipped back to the pages. And when he looked at them, you saw his eyes light up. He thought you made him look really cool and bootiful. "Can I keep one?" You felt your face heat up when he asked, but you nodded and ripped out one of the drawings, handing it to him. He was really happy, and I bet once he got home, he probably framed that mf drawing and hung it up in his room 🥺

❤︎ 𝐎𝐥𝐝 𝐌𝐜𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐎𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮 🥰

So he was cooking, while you were watching Bratz movies and drawing. We got some multitasking bitches up in here 😏

He was peacefully humming while he was cooking and you thought his side profile was ✨ immaculate ✨ so you just started sketching pictures of him and his side profile. Just like with Tsukishima...you were staring 🤦‍♀️ it's like

you never learns smh. Anyways, you were sitting there just staring at him and then back at your paper to make sure it was accurate. He had a feeling that you were staring at him, so he turned his head and caught you in the act.

Your 'trying to be sneaky ass' looks back at the TV like you didn't just get caught. You literally felt a bead of sweat, drip down your forehead.

Osamu rn: 🤨??

You: 👁👁💧

He was just standing there like 🧍‍♂️ because he was lowkey confused. Like he's just cooking and all he sees is 👁u👁 when he turns his head. "Amazing movie right?" You tried to avoid him questioning you. "Uhm...yeahh-" he chuckled to himself because he thought the situation was funny, especially your expressions.

Meanwhile your freaking the fuck out like 'omfgIwannadiehejustcaughtmestaring' You decided to stop drawing because your fingies started to hurt after a while 😔

You lowkey just ripped out the paper and gave it to him when he was done cooking. He looked at the sketch,, he couldn't take his eyes off of it 😏 he just thought it was that good ;)

"Is this why you were staring at me?" You froze for a second. "Uh- I don't what you're talking about. Wasn't me." King/Queen of dodging am I right? 👏 👏

[kyn19]

1 THROUGH 98! I WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWERS AND I CAN'T STAND GETTING THEM PIDDLING BIT BY PIDDLY BIT!!!!!

Lmaooooo what a fuckin Mood. Thank you!!!!! Also, you’re getting Drunk Kylie answers which are arguably the Best answers. For the courtesy of everyone’s dash, answers are below the cut!! <3 <3 <3

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

Coffee mugs! I have a sizable collection lmao #WriterLife

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

omg such a tough one, both are aces. seriously I can think of so many combatting pros & cons!! the only fair way i can currently conceive is which i would want weed in. Which is lollipops bc (#UnpopularOpinion) pot makes chocolate taste bad.

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

both are great, but def bubblegum.

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

“Pleasure to have in class” in true Gifted Child fashion

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

i’ll rate them in order: 1) can (absolutely preferred), 2) bottle if alone but plastic (lez be honest, Red Solo Cup) if with company, 3) glass (do not like)

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

#1 goth all the way. Pastel and Formal guest appearances

7. earbuds or headphones?

headphone, bc earbuds usually hurt my ears.

8. movies or tv shows?

first of all, how dare you. second of all, tv shows ONLY BECAUSE if all my fave movies were given tv shows so that they could last longer i would choose so

9. favorite smell in the summer?

idk i guess pool chlorine? dislike summer

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

bruh fuckin none. elementary school: too long ago to recall. middle school: escaped having to take gym at all. high school: had a medical excuse to take online PE. least athletic girl u know

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

i don’t have bfast bc eating close to when i awaken makes my tummy upset

12. name of your favorite playlist?

hmm 4-way tie between “#motivate #bitch” (gets me pumped to work) and “Friends Of The Illness” (my playlist of songs about and/or artist who are mentally ill) and “Ominous/haunting” (speaks to my creepy side) and “Bad Bitches” (self-explanatory amirite)

13. lanyard or key ring?

Key ring. Straight up I use an extra shoelace as my key ring string, despite owning multiple lanyards.

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

god another fkn hard one. Listen y’all, you dont understand how much of a sugar fiend i am. candy is my JAM. Starbursts, Sour Straws, Skittles, Jolly Ranchers...who can choose?!

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

“Ceremony” by Leslie Marmon Silko. Highly recommend!!!!!!!!!!!

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

laying down lol sitting is for suckers

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

combat boots like the gay i am

18. ideal weather?

low 70′s degrees (F*), intermittent showers during the day but clear starry skies overnight

19. sleeping position?

mostly fetal, mostly on my side but chest is towards the bed, one arm under the pillow under my head

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

Laptop. I used to love writing in notebooks, but ya girl got weak fingy joints nowadays

21. obsession from childhood?

pfft as if they aren’t the same obsessions i have now

22. role model?

so many!!!!! Jameela Jamil is the first that comes to mind

23. strange habits?

lmao i am ass-deep in idiosyncrasies, if you ain’t read the blog title already

24. favorite crystal?

i don’t know anything about crystals. does blue topaz count? cuz that’s my birthstone and i like that one a lot. i even had the foresight to pick that as my engagement ring’s stone in my utterly preposterous & failed relationship

25. first song you remember hearing?

oh wow, no idea. music has always been huge for me. probably either a Britney Spears or Mary J. Blige song???

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

stay inside lmao

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

WEAR SWEATERS & DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE, BITCH!!!!!!!!!

28. five songs to describe you?

oof ok, hard, but here goes:

“Here” by Alessia Cara

“Wannabe” by the Spice Girls

“I’m Just a Kid and Life Is A Nightmare” by Simple Plan

“No Daddy” by Teairra Mari

“Brick By Boring Brick” by Paramore

29. best way to bond with you?

i am straight up not easy to make friends with (bc my own bullshit, not trying to be pretentious), so bonding is hard. the best way is probably a combo of queer + memes + loves food + correct morals + being the dominant talker

30. places that you find sacred?

Libraries, locally owned coffee shops, Walmarts at 3am, playgrounds in the middle of the night, side of a rural road at 12am, my bed

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

Blazer + shirt with a titty window + high waisted plaid pants + platform booties

32. top five favorite vines?

OMG I LOVE VINES OK OK OK OMG I LOVE SO MANY SO HERE ARE JUST THE ONES I QUOTE THE MOST OK:

Josh Kennedy: “What’s up my name’s Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read”

Sarah Schauer: [dont remember the beginning] “didn’t you..?” “sleep in this? yes. mama needs A DRINK”

Evan Breer: “What’s up my & my boys are going to see Uncle Kracker - give me my hat back Jordan, do you see Uncle Kracker or no - *gasp!*”

Drew Gooden: “Road work ahead? Um yeah, I sure hope it does...”

Nathan Enick: “Yo how much money do you have?” “69 cents” “Oh you know what that means!” “...i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets :( ...”

33. most used phrase in your phone?

bruh like how even am i supposed to answer this?? like texts or Siri requests or????? bc if it’s Siri requests then it’s 100% for arithmetic

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

Stanley Steamer. you kno the one

35. average time you fall asleep?

3:30am

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

bitch i’m a 90′s child of the internet, i was around the web before YouTube launched, i was there when the first modern memes were fucking conceived. i will say the biggest repository of meme culture that i was a part of was YouTube and icanhazcheezburger.com & its side-sites.

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

duffel - Tie-Dye Girl from the Lindsey Lohan “Parent Trap” made quite the impression on me

38. lemonade or tea?

Lemonade! hate the leaf water

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

Lemon cake! Not a meringue pie girl saly

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

I’ve been to a lot of schools yo lol. My undergrad college was def the “weirdest” ofc, bc it was an art school lol. An instance that stands out was a string of “Solid Gold Clit” graffiti after a Sophia Wallace visit to campus right before i started there.

41. last person you texted?

My bff triad pals @backwardswriter and @bristarshine

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

damn tough call. Probably jacket pockets bc i’m more likely to have those as a lady who wears lady-targeted pants

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

Hoodie

44. favorite scent for soap?

Plum!

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

Fantasy, though sci-fi is a solid 2nd. Not much of a superhero gal

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

.....underwear only. Sometimes an oversized t-shirt too.

47. favorite type of cheese?

Mozzarella!!!

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

I would want to be like a pomegranate, but i’m probably a nectarine

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

“If you hope for the best but expect the worst, you’ll never be disappointed.”

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

bitch i’m a giggle monster, i taught myself to be easily amused as a survival mechanism.

51. current stresses?

My own lack of discipline.

52. favorite font?

oooooof i have so many ok. too name a few: Centaur, Garamont, Book Antigua, Times New Roman, Montserrat.....mostly Serif fonts bc I’m an old books bitch

53. what is the current state of your hands?

I don’t love my hands (how homophobic of me, I know). Currently they’re kinda dry and full of sandwich

54. what did you learn from your first job?

what kind of boss I like. also that my customer service voice is frighteningly pleasant

55. favorite fairy tale?

Original tale: Thumbelina. Adaptations: Snow White.

56. favorite tradition?

uhhh Thanksgiving feast I guess? i am not a traditions gal

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

I am very very fortunate to not have a lot or a severity of these. The ones that I’ve had the worst of are: gender discrimination/harassment as a woman, hardcore emotional abuse in a relationship, and heavy heavy mental illness

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

Tangible talents: writing, lying. Intangible: A+ imagination, useless trivia.

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

“I support you!”

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

like if Tokyo Mew Mew and Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni had a baby

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

Again, how dare you. Like literally, asking me to pick a favorite line from something is like asking what my favorite breed of dog is. Legit impossible

62. seven characters you relate to?

Ananka Fishbein (Kiki Strike series), Mermista (She Ra & the Princesses of Power), Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter), Gwen (Total Drama), Rori Gilmore (Gilmore Girls), Villanelle (Killing Eve), Andrea (St. Trinian’s)

so like all very- to semi-weird white girls lmao

63. five songs that would play in your club?

[by the term “club” i assume that i’m limited to pop and electronic music. even with the limitation, though, a super hard question]

“Talking Body” by Tove Lo

“Hot in Herre” by Nelly

“Because the Night” by Cascada

“Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels” by Todrick Hall

“Break Free” by Ariana Grande ft. Zedd

64. favorite website from your childhood?

pretty much any doll franchise’s site (Barbie, Bratz, My Scene, Polly Pocket, Diva Girlz, everGirl, etc you name it)

65. any permanent scars?

Yep. One by a dog scratch (it was honestly a weak/shallow/innocent scratch, i still have no idea why it scarred at all), and a few from a car crash last year

66. favorite flower(s)?

i don’t really like flowers? i usually just say Forget-Me-Not’s for ease

67. good luck charms?

bitch idk but i’m knocking on wood just from thinking bout it

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

you ever taste that chocolate Laffy Taffy? vile bruh

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

I am annoying enough to know how i learnt all my facts, but the funnest fact I like to annoy people with is that ducks have corkscrew penises evolved from their main form of mating being rape

70. left or right handed?

Right (like any ol’ simp)

71. least favorite pattern?

polka dots

72. worst subject?

MATH and also PHYS ED

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

One time whilst high, I put nacho cheese Doritos on a tuna sandwich. Winning combo, I’m telling you

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

My pain tolerance is straight up unpredictable, so like anywhere from a 3 to a 9

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

5 years old

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

Mashed potatoes

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

I am not a plant person. Moss.

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

fucking neither but i at least like coffee so i guess the former....

(i know, it’s tragic and barbaric that i dislike sushi, i wish i had another answer for you)

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

Neither lmao - I got them within a month of each other (six years ago) so they’re essentially the same photo.

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

Jewel!

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

I mean those are the same bug so I assume this is asking about which terminology I typically use/prefer. Which i would say both bc I’m a cultured ho

82. pc or console?

I don’t game so I guess PC lmao

83. writing or drawing?

Writing but I like both

84. podcasts or talk radio?

damn neither lmao I can’t focus on non-music audio only. I guess talk radio, just bc I can do like ten minute radio segments at least lol

84. barbie or polly pocket?

both were lit but I had more Barbies

85. fairy tales or mythology?

not to sound like a broken record but FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU? second of all, I essentially consider them in the same category at this point in modernity, so my answer is Yes.

86. cookies or cupcakes?

Cupcakes, but both are exquisite

87. your greatest fear?

spiders, heights, clowns, seeing bad things happening to animals, that my consciousness will exist even after death, y’know normal stuff

88. your greatest wish?

to transfer myself into one of my fave fictional worlds

89. who would you put before everyone else?

dogs, next question

90. luckiest mistake?

i make a lot of those honestly, so who knows

91. boxes or bags?

LISTEN I LOVE CONTAINERS OF ALL SORTS, YOU CAN’T MAKE ME CHOOSE, IM PANSEXUAL FOR A REASON

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

FLASHLIGHTS, BITCH

93. nicknames?

Ky, KyKy, Moonshine, SugarTits, Goog Bones

94. favorite season?

Autumn (yes i call it that instead of Fall bc i’m a pretentious ass bitch lol)

95. favorite app on your phone?

Tumblr, c’mon

96. desktop background?

Currently a digital art painting of a flowing stag in a swamp that I downloaded from DeviantArt. I change it every few months though (to other downloaded digital art from DA that I collect periodically lmao)

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

Seven - mine, my mom’s 2 numbers, my grandma’s, my pop’s cell and office (also my old office) numbers, and my childhood house phone number lol

98. favorite historical era?

Golden Age of Piracy, specifically bc the piracy lol

Thank you so much for the asks, this was so much fun!!!