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#proceeds to give me the most indetail description of every injury the guy got like he was there
melit0n
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6 months
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Sat with my dad and watching him explain some of the most horrific, grisly, life-threatening injuries a cyclist had gotten with the calmest look on his face
#'Oh hey! Where's ___? Isn't he meant to be in this one?'
#proceeds to give me the most indetail description of every injury the guy got like he was there
#is this a cyclist dad thing?? Along with him somehow remembering every cyclists name but not my friend's??
#'Yep...a punctured lung...three broken ribs…lost one of his eyes...brain damage. The usual.'
#and I'm just sat there like 😟
#get's worse when he can't find a word in English and we're trying to figure out what it is so we're mumbling to eachother in French ->
#about how he's either broken his leg or punctured his pancreas or something
#they're always going through one of Hercules' ten labours I swear
#doing anything BUT cycling
#mel's thoughts
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