#professor red flags

[thatbirdrestaurant]

Lysandre: Humans are scum to the earth and I will not rest until the world is perfect. Peace out, losers.

Sycamore: What a passionate, totally not evil or mentally unstable man 🥰

[rainbowpufflez]

Lily colored glasses

Get it cause— cause— ca—

NEVER LISTEN TO THIS SONG WHILE DRAWING THOSE MFS IT’LL RUIN YOU /j

[redbootsindoriath]

Okay so I didn’t remember that International Don’t Stab Your Best Friend Day was coming up until I was in the middle of a multi-day road trip, so here’s a comic I threw together in a huge rush while traveling in a moving vehicle and then took ages uploading on hotel wifi.

Transcription:

[Gurthang:] “Hey Túrin.” [Túrin:] “Yeah.” [Gurthang:] “I still can’t get over the fact that you literally murdered your best friend lol.” [Túrin:] “...” [Gurthang:] “Like how stupid do you have to be to do something like that, haha?” [Túrin:] “Oh yeah, you’re so right!  If only there had been someone there who could have said something!  A talking sword, for instance.” [Gurthang:] “Hey now, don’t pin this on me.” [Túrin:] “‘Dude stop, it’s just us, don’t freak out and stab anybody, even though it’s dark and you can’t see anything!’” [Elf 1:] “Is he okay?  Should we...do something about this?” [Elf 2:] “Absolutely not, I am not going near that situation.”

[alphashley14]

“My Sweet Ricky.”🚩

“Don’t ever call me that! You lost that the night you betrayed me.” 💔

[pinksdoodles1]

professors will say shit like "i never put top marks" and never realize that they're basically admitting to being proud about none of their students ever succeeding. how do your own farts taste, huh?

[sundial-junk]

Hear me out, I think the fandom on Tumblr also deserves to see silly PL characters as animals. Also, I need to branch out and post here instead of only Instagram lol.

[kageyahma]

like now that i feel i've recovered a bit from university i can consider potentially doing a master's if i can get in w bare minimum grade requirements but there comes the fact that i need academic references and i fucked up my thesis so incredibly bad that i don't think i can show my face or have my name show up in my pi's inbox ever again

[t4llhum4n]

Too tired right now, but tomorrow? I'm gonna rave about Blake.

[dirt-apple-productions]

The biggest plot twist of AssClass by far was Professor Bitch being a Christian

[lebrookestore]

we were studying a new chapter in psych and there was a line in our textbook about red flags and our professor just gave us a look and was like "i would like everyone to underline this for their own reference please"

[strywoven]

another week of the semester down , and t'were it not for the fact i am tasked to hand in analytical essays each week + a draft for a full 12-15 page research paper , i might indulge being here more. as always , my apologies for the silence ( but i do admit it is due in part to a sense of ambivalence / lack of connection ) .

my one funny tidbit from the last couple weeks was that my professor made the mistake of handing me an ACTUAL COPY of the DSM-5 and i was reduced to a mess of whimsy and wonder ; did i horde the book the whole lecture ? did i pog in real life when she handed it to me ? yes , of COURSE i did. that text is the holy grail to me , and i could cave in a man's skull with the force of the empirical knowledge it contains 😤

[theforgottenfreefaller]

Why is it that whenever I see a scientific journal about autism it is written by an ableist.

[t-lostinworlds]

just finished watching endings, beginnings and its.....a movie.

[snekdood]

im not gonna say you cant use the n word w a hard r on a almost fully anonymous tumblr account where you claim to be black-

I will say that it makes you 100% more suspicious and worth keeping an eye out on you bc usually its neo nazis pretending to be black that spam saying the n word w an r and use tumblrs weird trust for almost fully anonymous accounts to their advantage to get away w it

you can say it, but, if you Are a neo nazi pretending to be black, I will say, you're not doing a good job of convincing me rn that you actually are.

[kindlingtotheflames]

this is what my college education pays for.

[szczekaczz]

i had my last lecture on the 20th century rssian literature with my beloved bitchy professor... i will miss you queen