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Shawn: "I decided to be, therefore I am." Socrates said that.

Gus: No, that was Descartes.

Shawn: That was the cologne we wore in high school.

Gus: That was Drakkar Noir.

Shawn: No, that's a wine.

Gus: That's pinot noir.

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Dad, kids your age should not be cooped up inside playing video games all day. You should be outdoors feeding pigeons and driving with your blinker on.

Shawn Spencer

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Young Shawn: Gus made me dig my own grave, then shot me and stole my boots. Only he didn't bury me far enough and the buzzards ate my entrails.

Henry: Oh, so you were playing Cowboys and Indians, huh?

Young Shawn: Just Cowboys. Playing Indians is offensive.

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Lassie: You're wrong about this one. That girl was murdered.

Shawn: I'm afraid that's not humanly possible.

Lassie: And how come?

Shawn: First, because you think she was murdered.

Lassie: Well, I guess we'll see.

Shawn: Yeah, we will see.

Lassie: Yeah, we'll see.

Shawn: I just said that.

Lassie: No, I said it--

Jules: Boys.

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Shawn: You see, Gus? It's not really breaking in if the actual cops help you break in, am I right?

Gus: Do I need to explain the law to you, Shawn?

Shawn: You can try, but I don't think it'll make much of a difference.

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'A casual gentleman's shoe?' What are you, the great Gatsby? Gonna do a little swan-watching with Daisy Buchanan later?

Shawn Spencer

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Lassie: I'm talking to Vick, she wants to know if you two dopes are on the case.

Shawn: Well, Lassie, my friend, I'm afraid the answer is a big, fat--

Gus: Yes.

Shawn: And by "yes" he means--

Gus: Absolutely.

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Lassie: Alright, Chief, I just want to say that I am 100% sure that you have no proof whatsoever that I have done anything even remotely Old Sonora-related for the last... two hours!

Chief Vick: Sheriff Becker would like to formally invite you on to the McBaine case.

Lassie: Oh thank God because I was totally lying just then.

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You're not bald, you're just taller than your hair.

Abigail Lytar, to Henry Spencer

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Why aren't you two out interviewing suspects, or... I dunno, feeling the walls, or whatever the hell it is you do, at least do something!

Carlton Lassiter

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Sheriff Hank: I wasn't even gonna call you out here, but Binky insisted.

(The duo stares at Lassie)

Gus: "Binky"?

Sheriff Hank: Oh, you don't call him Binky?

Shawn: We do now!

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Henry: I trained him to be a real detective; he wanted to be a professional asswipe instead.

Shawn: Well, Dad, the wipe doesn't fall very far from the ass... tree.

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This is not a typical map, my friend. With large words that people don't understand, like 'latitudinal' and 'east'

Shawn Spencer

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Lassie: Thanks for letting me use your miles.

Jules: Thanks for bringing me along.

Lassie: If I didn't bring you along, you wouldn't let me use your miles.

Jules: Still, it was really sweet.

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Gus, I got these jeans at a garage. Not a garage sale, at a garage. Clearly, pride is not an issue for me.

Shawn Spencer