#pxkeymxnch

[pagingcommanderclaus]

"Master Porky is counting on YOU to kill the hippies, Commander. They've had it good for too long."

I hear you loud and clear!

[dxntnesswithme-blog]

@pxkeymxnch​ cont.

Ness sneered at Pokey’s obnoxious laughter and dumb nicknames. What is he? Seven? Even then Tracy could come up with better insults! ”I don’t want yer dumb money, Pokey! I don need it!” he snapped. Pokey really did change. Nice nails, a suit, neat hair--- His friend was NEVER like this! If anything, he didn’t care about how he looked! Something bad was happening, Ness felt it in his guts and it made him want to vomit. ”Look who YOU’RE calling a loser! You only had me an’ Pickey as friend cuz no one else could stand you, you Pork butt!” Calm down Ness, insulting him will get you now-- ”YOU WATCH WHAT YOU CALL MASTER POKEY!” one of the security guards snapped and delivered a harsh punch to the back of Ness’ head. The ravenette's head flung forward and rolled back as the room spun for a moment. FUCK that hurt! Tired of the heckling, the psychic used his telekinesis to shove the guards off of him before freezing them in place with paralysis. Ness marched over to the blond’s deck and slammed his hands down, causing some of the mess to spill onto the floor. ”Again, I don’t want yer stickin’ money! An’ why th’ hell you care what yer dad says!? He’s a DICK!” Ness growled before sighing. “C’mon, Pokey, what’s goin’ on?” he asked, his once angered tone now down to a worried warble. “Yer actin’ funny, Pokey, an’ it’s freakin’ me out especially with this Giygas stuff happinin’. If this a joke, it ain’t funny...”

[themissingmagypsy-blog]

@pxkeymxnch

"Master Porky." Fassad entered into the King's room, giving a bow of the head before glancing up at him again. "You called for me? I assure you, whatever it is you think I did wrong, it wasn't my fault." He stated. Now, he wasnt even sure the real reason he was being summoned, but it was much better to be safe than sorry! And making sure to deny being at fault right away, was a good way to get out of nasty trouble.

[pk-lucas-blog]

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“hug”

He wasn’t sure what made him want to do it. Perhaps it was the thought of Porky needing a hug more than anyone. Maybe he acted the way he did, because he was unhappy. 

So there Lucas was, moving himself closer to the other, unsure of what the results of his actions would be. “P..Porky..!” He said quickly and hurried right next to the other, both his arms wrapping around the Pig King– And God. Lucas hoped he didn’t just commit suicide with his daring actions!

[liefbelle-blog]

"Howdy, ma'am, I'm with the Re-Elect Monotoli campaign; would you like a pamphlet?" He offers her a fake smile, and presents two cheap pieces of paper, each provocatively titled, "The TRUTH about Les Bagley", and, "The TRUTH about Enrich Flavor", and covered with clip art.

@pxkeymxnch

✦ — ❝ Oh dear…! ❞

        She had been on a trip to Fourside and walking alone outside amongst the bustling streets before she had been accosted by the youth. She was a bit startled, not quite expecting someone to be giving her a lesson in politics ( surely this is what this was if it was a re-election, yes ? she lived too far and remotely to completely remember the political facts of this area most unfortunately– ) but more surprising to her was just how young he was !

        Though she knew better than to pay too much attention to this sort of thing, her heart always swayed her when it came to helping children, and so she took the pamphlet with a gingerly hand and glanced across the words and then– was that CLIP ART ? It couldn’t be anything else really, and the teen could not help but giggle a bit at it, a charmed smile gracing her lips as she looked back at the smartly-dressed male.

      ❝ Oh ! Did you make this yourself ? You must have a passion for this subject… I’m afraid I’m rather uneducated about all this nonsense… ❞

[pagingcommanderclaus]

The question isn't, "how did we procure the budget to build you"; it's, "what makes you so special to warrant the badass jacket, and how come King P didn't get one?!".

[ask-the-pk-rockin-kid]

"Jesus, this place is takin' a turn for the worse. Don't it feel like you're on some sort'a trash t.v. show, where the guests keep gettin' worse?"

“Listen buddy, it’s been a mess from the start, so I’m actually kind of fine with it.”