#qsmp tetrisduo

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honeyduo this tetrisduo that "cellbit's jealous of wilbur and roier," "wilbur's a romantic rival--" SHUT UP LOOK CLOSELY LOOK REALLY CLOSELY: ...triangle (as cellbit so elegantly put it while beating quackity to a pulp)

ignore how the far right one has slightly different design that's an old unfinished doodle

anyways i'm tired of pretending like these three don't run around my brain 24/7. portrait!trio/spiderbitbur you will always be famous i don't CARE if i'm in rarepair hell or that wilbur hasn't been on in forever or that it was just psychological warfare to be used in purgatory. it;s real to me now and always has been

[louissatturi]

I saw some people calling cellbit & tina "tetris duo" Because they both play tetris and cellbit raided her while she was playing tetris (it was a really cute interaction)

But besides people just taking a name from other duo that cellbit theoretically would há interactions (Wilbur i guess your duo name with cellbit its arg duo now)

Cellbit having a duo name ralated to tetris is HILARIOUS because he was severily "cancalled" because of tetris, like his tetris situation was REALLY bad and people till this day hate him because of it, like even his friends joke that he cant play tetris on stream because what heppend last time

I love seeing the non-brazilian side of the fandom being oblivious

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Roier gets literally the whole entire island in on it but Wilbur and cellbit r both a terrible mix of really dense and really loyal. Like they like each other but r also just "hm no i can't make moves on him, that would be weird..." and Roier is crying screaming to Pac or something about how frustrated he is that the two won't just finally confess.

(in case you can't read my handwriting:) (roier's sign says "i am in love with you both," while pac, jaiden, richas and tallulah try to get their attention) (wilbur: can you read what that says ((lost his contacts))) (cellbit: ...no ((poor cat eyesight)))

this goes on for the next several days

[shadowsight-aster]

Brerating you with more headcanons:

-They can't go to the beach because Wilbur keeps eating the sand.

-Cellbit takes cat naps in the castle. You might think its cute until Wilbur and Roier are looking for their Husband/Boyfriend and hes sleeping pecariously above them on a window sill.

-There are times Roier slips cat nip into Cellbits coffee when hes neglecting his health. Extra clingy Cell-kitty.

-They like to pick Cellbit up like a long cat (how simba was lifted in the lion king). He usually never notices unless hes in a conversation.

-Wilbur tells the kids 'ghost stories' about why they should avoid Anteaters. Roier told him off for scaring Pepito.

they tried to stop but wilbur goes anyways. tracks sand in with him as well it gets everywhere as your local catboy-ram-thing, i can confirm that cellbit ABSOLUTELY goes and snoozes in the most out-of-reach, precarious places possible because i get the urge to do that alllll the time he's got great balance! and a knack for not dying on his way down it's gotten to the point where roier's weaving webs underneath the worst spots out of necessity local goober goes on an unhinged zoomies session! he gets 10 thousand times more productive as for the long cat holding. yeah. also the head scratching and the hugs from behind they're so silly i'd like to imagine half of what wilbur says is just his typical insane rambling to himself/phil/charlie and the eggs just happen to overhear and get WILDLY concerned god forbid you walk into one of wilbur's weird rants of the day

[shadowsight-aster]

Ratoier talk got me thinking about fairytale stuff which made me think about my boy Fairybur that I've made the other day,,, he is 1 lily tall,,,

Cellbit whos just some guy and his rat and fairy boyfriends When

NOw.

[handwriting transcript] roier: i think we could fight him wilbur: it'd take a while but-- cellbit: cellbit: ...is...is my cleaning shit expired? (bell twinkling, rat squeaks) am i tripping balls.

i want to hear more fairytale stuff actually because they are a delight

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Cellbit who thinks Wilbur is just a regular dude vs Wilbur who randomly drops "oh yea my mum is like, Death, and my dad an angel-crow-whatever" in the middle of conversation like its nothing

Roier isn't phased whatsoever he knows but Cellbit is just ?????????? Hes so lost. He thought HIS family was wild but apparently his new bf is just a half deity or something. Fun! Lmfaoo

EXACTLY. he can suspend his disbelief for like. the angel-crow part. he knows phil and missa, their line of work and all that! he gets probably being nicknamed for being "harbingers of death" and such, and then wilbur drops the "oh and my bio dad is married to the goddess of death herself slash ess ar ess. she's cool though." wilbur: no, i don't...do violence, really. i'm a pacifist and all that! cellbit: ...but you're the *heir* to the *throne of death.* wilbur: ha! ironic, innit?

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good afternoon spiderbitbur enjoyers! this is your local freak speaking. today i am imparting upon you a special gift (i'm handing over this stupid 8 second clip) i made while deathly ill with the plague (i had something flu-adjacent) i think the alight motion watermark really brings it together if my style has changed again....no it hasn't i'm still drafting a few different fic concepts for these goobers, but trust you will be fed

[shadowsight-aster]

I keep thinking about how that introduction would've been like

Roier: this is my husband he killed people and stuff but he's really nice

Wilbur, giggling, kicking his legs and twirling his hair: haha wowww really he did that?

wilbur the kinda guy to see an ex-convict and part-time cannibal and go: is anybody gonna kiss him and not wait for an answer spiderbitbur are perfect for each other because the three of them are completely unhinged and okay with that. red flags? what red flags those are just quirks. roier fawning over his boys who are most definitely wanted in more than 3 countries. one of them eats sand. the other meows in distress like a housecat. he wouldn't trade them for the world

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Just bc its funny i like to think Wilbur was down bad and roier was pr much setting up his husband and boyfriend to also start going out yk what I mean. Just bc its so funny to me. Roier tells people about it and hes just "this is my boyfriend and this is my husband yes they have crushes on each other but they don't know that yet im working on it"

"they don't know that yet im working on it" LITERALLY. he has to sit there and suffer through wilbur pining over his husband and then go home to cellbit who is doing the exact same thing. plotting ways to put an end to it cause he's gonna go mad if his lovers don't shut up and hold hands i can imagine him getting jaiden and foolish to help and it goes about...as well as you think it does. wilbur and cellbit are fumbling and flustered. roier's trying to help to no avail. jaiden's throwing flowers from the sky. and then foolish is in the back, unhelpfully saying "KISS EACHOTHER !!!!"

[shadowsight-aster]

I feel like despite being the more romantically awkward of the two Wilbur is also the one who goes "haha oh wow your hands are so much bigger than mine!" To cellbit just to Touch Hands. Cellbit thinks nothing of it. Roier is screaming on the inside and biting around on furniture to not lose it. Richas probably thinks its really funny honestly lmao (also ur art is the CUTEST btw)

wilbur: yknow, i...really like hanging out with you, cellbit. you're a lot...sweeter? than people make you out to be. cellbit: oh. i. like...hanging out with you too. and i think you're also...really nice. (prolonged eye contact) ......... wilbur: in a friend way. in a strictly platonic friend way! cellbit: oh yeah mhm. yep. i love my husband and my husband only. roier, banging his head against walls: UGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHH

(ALSO THANK YOU SM) (that means a lot coming from an artist like you!!! your art is literally so. ohhhh i gotta do laps around my room it's so silly /vvpos)

[shadowsight-aster]

Spiderbitbur (+ others) hc's because you haven't added added to the tag in forever

-Wilbur and Cellbit both beat the shit out of Cucurucho until he gave them the real Roier back

-Cellbit and Jaiden still call Wilbur 'Hatsune Miku' and Roier finds it hilarious

-They all have a wingman: Charlie for Wilbur, Jaiden for Roier and Felps for Cellbit

-Chayanne put a figure of Wilbur onto the top of the wedding cake and Tallulah added a 'W' to the innitials on the side of the cake. Wilbur cried when he saw it

i know....i still love them i swear wilbur grabbed phil's scythe and that's when cucurucho started panicking. like you can't piss off two angels of death without repercussions. (angel of death cellbit my beloved) (i could go into detail about who's an angel and who isn't. tina...etoiles......missa....) wilbur doesn't really get it but if it's funny to his family then who cares. charlie, jaiden and felps is a trio to be feared oh my god. they're always plotting something and you know it's never something good. cellbit sees them coming and takes off running. jaiden hunts him down (don't fuck with former bolas members. some of them can run like hell.) "we're like brothers" "don't say that i will cry" energy. chayanne really does care about his brother yknow...tallulah is just happy that her dad's happy. they hug. cuties.

[shadowsight-aster]

Congrats, you have created fueled my obsession with them. May you take a couple of HCs as my gratitude?

-Cellbit latches onto anything warm. Wilbur is the warmest. Do with that as you please.

-Roier takes every opportunity to give them spiderman kisses(yes hes a spider hybrid, sue me).

-The order of who knows how to cook goes Cellbit, Wilbur, Roier.

-Murderous house husband Cellbit my beloved.

-Cellbit and Wilbur didn't ask eachother out, the rest of the islanders set them up.

-They call Wilbur 'Querido', which is portuguese for 'Darling'.

-Sleeping order is Roier, Wilbur, Cellbit.

-They pine over Cellbit at all times, no exceptions.

-There are times where Cellbit accidentally puts on one of their jackets because hes sleep deprived.

-Roier has to frequently pick up the other two from dumb situations, like actually pick them up they are both light.

-There are times where each of their instincts make them act like their animal species, so they have to spend time away from society to help the one stuck in their instincts.

-One time Wilbur and Cellbit got stuck in their instincts at the same time, Roier thought it was adorable but now Richas has blackmail on them both.

That is all for now, thank you.

ALSO I AM SO SORRY FOR THE INACTIVITY !!! I *WILL* TAKE YOUR HEADCANONS AS GRATITUDE !!!! and share them with the world i think richas would find many many more things to blackmail them about. that is just how they do business (and sunny. sunny would quietly snap pictures of them and then sell them back for large sums of money) as for roier picking them up he so does that. wilbur is tall and lanky but he's effortlessly light and cellbit is. stocky but small(er than the both of his boys)

i agree with all of these and you're so right side note i need an arc that's just the federation officers (folk like cellbit and foolish and jaiden and such) being filmed during a work day like it's the office but everybody is at their wits end

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So, like, canonically Cellbit is a War Veteran, meaning he gets discounts and stuff.

Wilbur and Roier must have been really fucking confused and shocked when they find out, especially since Cellbit is in his early 20's

The way they find out is when Cellbit is cut out of line by a random island member being an ass for no reason, they argue, then mans pulls out the Veteran card.

They would be absolutely flabergasted.

They would probably be out on like a date or something, idk-

really pulls the "do you know who i AM" on them LMAO i think they would be more surprised at the fact the federation gives discounts for veterans (roier and wilbur motioning to their murder husband: does he LOOK normal to YOU) absolutely a little thrown off because of how young he is, but i think wilbur would be less shocked (being an ex-war criminal himself) (looks into the horizon. the screen ripples with a flashback transition. everything explodes)

[shadowsight-aster]

I return to tell you that Wilbur Soot, son of the oldest man alive, is no longer allowed in the kitchen on the basis of nearly setting the castle and Richas on fire. The only way to stop him from cooking is to have either his daughter or parters latch onto him.

On another unrelated note, Cellbit is clingy in the early mornings. Mans is not a morning person.

Then Roier makes them breakfast, and they were all gay and happy in the castle.

Enjoy -<3

wilbur "fuck around and find out" soot vs the entire kitchen bro is in there at ungodly hours of the morning and slamming pots and pans together richas and pepito toss him ingredients and tallulah stands outside holding the fire extinguisher with the most disapproving frown it's not like he's BAD at cooking. it's just that he tries to move faster than he can manage. multi-tasking but everything's going wrong he's a bit clumsy but he makes it work sometimes key word: sometimes cellbit sips his coffee and roier watches them in profound amusement.

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Aaaa dw about the late response!!! Good luck with finals, legend!! Wishing u all the best with school :]

Also aaaaaaaaaaa sobs sm. Wilbur who isn't a violent person, by choice, but he can be if he needs to. Also smth about Roier, whos always seen Wilbur as gentle and kind, watching him pretty much turn the entire building upside down and growling at the top of his lungs for them to give his boyfriend back or he swears hes gonna blow this whole entire island to shreds and Roier knows Wilbur isn't just saying that. He would.

Cellbit expects to be snuck out of captivity quietly with a plan but wilbur just stumbles in, dishevelled and with his clothes torn and leaving a mess in his wake, and its clumsy and messy and brutal,,,,,

i should be SLEEPING BUT I DON'T CARE !!!! this might be one final post before another couple days of inactivity but that's okay

cellbit is pacing his room, sick of the IVs and the testing and the borderline torture and he has half a mind to start tearing shit up with his bare hands to do *something,* anything and then he hears the explosions. and the alarms. and the chaos of federation workers running around this place is going to come down on top of him, and nobody's stopping to let him out the lights flicker out and it just goes dead silent. cellbit grabs whatever he can find--probably the IV pole, a leg off a bedside table, a damn pillow even--and raises it like a weapon. whoever it is won't make him a martyr in the process of bringing this place down to its foundations. wilbur and roier blow the door wide open (cellbit immediately hucks the item in question at them, narrowly missing wilbur's head) (they brandish their blades in return before they can get a good look at him in the dark), and they're bloodied--if it's their own blood or someone else's, cellbit can't tell--and heaving and they look so absolutely out of it it takes about 2 seconds of looking at each other to realize that "hey! it's the person/people i would give my life for!" and honeyduo, despite their various states of injury, go barreling into cellbit, practically crumbling in his arms. they're lovers to me your honor. they're real and that's factual (source: trust me) (AND THANK YOUUUU for the well wishes king (gender neutral) (what's the neutral version of king. lord? laird)) (i will return with more content for you after this brief intermission of several days) (the grind never ends)

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more au thoughts,,,

mainly just. Roier n Cellbit handling Wilbur's hurt and whole situation differently yk

Roier is more the comfort guy. The one who tries to coax Wilbur out of isolation and the one who showers him with affection and finds ways to talk without speaking and leaves sticky notes around for him to always find little reminders of how much he loves him.

And Cellbit who like.... idk how to explain but basically shows his love through his pure hatred for those who wronged Wilbur yk. He promises he will single-handedly make every single person involved in this pay. He's the one who comes home covered in dirt and scratches and blood and holds Wilbur in his arms and promises that he won't stop until they've all paid the price for it. He doesn't care if they're listening and can hear him, he's gonna go through with it no matter how long it takes

wading through a pool of my own tears roier's about the little things! and cellbit is about showing up soaked in the blood of the people who used his lover for their own gain! and what happens when the federation catches wind that their employee of the month is maiming his co-workers? ohhhh they're "cage for a caging" that man. wilbur? is, reasonably, angry he can tolerate the federation being cruel to him. what he CAN'T take is them hurting the people he cares about! best believe he goes storming into the heart of the bureau, yelling until his voice goes raw, similarly furious roier in tow as i've said before, we've seen that wilbur is a man who fights with his words and not his fists (explicitly telling tallulah that "most problems can be solved with love,") but i think his fuse runs short when it comes to protecting those he cares about pacifism does not mean naive, or harmless--it means that you are capable of great violence and choose against it. wilbur knows what it's like to be violent, and he hates it. he would never hurt another person for no reason...but god save you if you fuck with the innocent this is all to say that he's carrying in phil's scythe and he is brandishing it at whoever stands between him and his boyfriend's husband