#honeyduo

[shadowsight-aster]

Roier gets literally the whole entire island in on it but Wilbur and cellbit r both a terrible mix of really dense and really loyal. Like they like each other but r also just "hm no i can't make moves on him, that would be weird..." and Roier is crying screaming to Pac or something about how frustrated he is that the two won't just finally confess.

(in case you can't read my handwriting:) (roier's sign says "i am in love with you both," while pac, jaiden, richas and tallulah try to get their attention) (wilbur: can you read what that says ((lost his contacts))) (cellbit: ...no ((poor cat eyesight)))

this goes on for the next several days

[married2thegrind]

Im just saying, if Ratoier turns human again and Wilbur shows up they will join Cellbit (and Baghera) in their Egg Island Masacre.

The interaction would go like this:

Roier and Wilbur: *Just chilling, talking to the islanders*

Cellbit: *Slautering people in the distance, wearing cool asf armour*

Roier and Wilbur: *Eyes wide* AWOOGA!! *runs over and joins in*

[artsyreggie]

Hi I just... Doodle of some sillies

[ctntduoarchive]

adore whatever wilbur and roier have going on

[abueloier]

i'm gonna be honest i think that if wilbur had the chance to be more on the game from the beginning then he and roier would've had the dynamic ever. in the few interactions we got of them they were sm fun together it's insane

[comfymoth]

Honeyduo au where they

Yeah

i don’t know what a honey duo is

[cloudypuffartz]

hihi!1!1! could u draw secondyellow??? i need more honeyduo in my life <\33

THUMBS UP!!!

[anonymous-dentist]

Y’all have got to chill with the duo names like what the fuck is honeyduo??? (It’s apparently wilbur and roier)

[tekbox]

there's this Spanish fandom Headcanons that Roier is the son of K!Quackity and K!Luzu, so it's fun to think of honeyduo in that context lmao but I also think of the angst, that maybe Roier knows about Wilbur and that's why he didn't want to hear anything from L'manburg when Wilbur talked about it. He likes Wilbur, but also feels wary about him.

it's funny, Wilbur wants to get closer, but Roier feels hesitant. he knows the warnings.

I think that idea is very interesting but i personally dont think dsmp is cannon to qsmp (unless specified by people for their characters)

I was actually gonna make an idea delving into possible backstories for the qsmp people like how maybe wilbur was a wanderer of sorts for a while. But the idea that wilbur wants to be close to someone after everything he did is very interesting especially given the context of his finale.

[qtubpol]

I FORGOT THE DUO . not a ship wise thing jst duo but clingyduo ? and for ship uhh honeyduo

hiiii toby pt. 2

Clingy duo: It's Alright by Jack Stauber

Honey Duo (Foolish and Wilbur): She by Dodie

[shadowsight-aster]

Brerating you with more headcanons:

-They can't go to the beach because Wilbur keeps eating the sand.

-Cellbit takes cat naps in the castle. You might think its cute until Wilbur and Roier are looking for their Husband/Boyfriend and hes sleeping pecariously above them on a window sill.

-There are times Roier slips cat nip into Cellbits coffee when hes neglecting his health. Extra clingy Cell-kitty.

-They like to pick Cellbit up like a long cat (how simba was lifted in the lion king). He usually never notices unless hes in a conversation.

-Wilbur tells the kids 'ghost stories' about why they should avoid Anteaters. Roier told him off for scaring Pepito.

they tried to stop but wilbur goes anyways. tracks sand in with him as well it gets everywhere as your local catboy-ram-thing, i can confirm that cellbit ABSOLUTELY goes and snoozes in the most out-of-reach, precarious places possible because i get the urge to do that alllll the time he's got great balance! and a knack for not dying on his way down it's gotten to the point where roier's weaving webs underneath the worst spots out of necessity local goober goes on an unhinged zoomies session! he gets 10 thousand times more productive as for the long cat holding. yeah. also the head scratching and the hugs from behind they're so silly i'd like to imagine half of what wilbur says is just his typical insane rambling to himself/phil/charlie and the eggs just happen to overhear and get WILDLY concerned god forbid you walk into one of wilbur's weird rants of the day

[shadowsight-aster]

Ratoier talk got me thinking about fairytale stuff which made me think about my boy Fairybur that I've made the other day,,, he is 1 lily tall,,,

Cellbit whos just some guy and his rat and fairy boyfriends When

NOw.

[handwriting transcript] roier: i think we could fight him wilbur: it'd take a while but-- cellbit: cellbit: ...is...is my cleaning shit expired? (bell twinkling, rat squeaks) am i tripping balls.

i want to hear more fairytale stuff actually because they are a delight

[shadowsight-aster]

Cellbit who thinks Wilbur is just a regular dude vs Wilbur who randomly drops "oh yea my mum is like, Death, and my dad an angel-crow-whatever" in the middle of conversation like its nothing

Roier isn't phased whatsoever he knows but Cellbit is just ?????????? Hes so lost. He thought HIS family was wild but apparently his new bf is just a half deity or something. Fun! Lmfaoo

EXACTLY. he can suspend his disbelief for like. the angel-crow part. he knows phil and missa, their line of work and all that! he gets probably being nicknamed for being "harbingers of death" and such, and then wilbur drops the "oh and my bio dad is married to the goddess of death herself slash ess ar ess. she's cool though." wilbur: no, i don't...do violence, really. i'm a pacifist and all that! cellbit: ...but you're the *heir* to the *throne of death.* wilbur: ha! ironic, innit?

[shadowsight-aster]

good afternoon spiderbitbur enjoyers! this is your local freak speaking. today i am imparting upon you a special gift (i'm handing over this stupid 8 second clip) i made while deathly ill with the plague (i had something flu-adjacent) i think the alight motion watermark really brings it together if my style has changed again....no it hasn't i'm still drafting a few different fic concepts for these goobers, but trust you will be fed

[shadowsight-aster]

honeyduo this tetrisduo that "cellbit's jealous of wilbur and roier," "wilbur's a romantic rival--" SHUT UP LOOK CLOSELY LOOK REALLY CLOSELY: ...triangle (as cellbit so elegantly put it while beating quackity to a pulp)

ignore how the far right one has slightly different design that's an old unfinished doodle

anyways i'm tired of pretending like these three don't run around my brain 24/7. portrait!trio/spiderbitbur you will always be famous i don't CARE if i'm in rarepair hell or that wilbur hasn't been on in forever or that it was just psychological warfare to be used in purgatory. it;s real to me now and always has been

[shadowsight-aster]

I keep thinking about how that introduction would've been like

Roier: this is my husband he killed people and stuff but he's really nice

Wilbur, giggling, kicking his legs and twirling his hair: haha wowww really he did that?

wilbur the kinda guy to see an ex-convict and part-time cannibal and go: is anybody gonna kiss him and not wait for an answer spiderbitbur are perfect for each other because the three of them are completely unhinged and okay with that. red flags? what red flags those are just quirks. roier fawning over his boys who are most definitely wanted in more than 3 countries. one of them eats sand. the other meows in distress like a housecat. he wouldn't trade them for the world