#quesadilla island

[quackurucho]

is this not what’s happening

[ujungyu]

[rainsteas]

egg a1 :(

[grinning-reaper-black-pearl]

Knowing that Bad took care of 13-year-old Cellbit during a war, that makes his immediate reaction to receiving Dapper so much funnier.

He really did go "Oh, a baby? We're supposed to teach baby to murder, yes?"

[lunelicmoone]

qsmp tntduo memes because they've made me incredibly ill

[ghost-bard]

Haha hey gang you ever think about the fact that both of Juanaflippas original lives were lost in an unfair way :D

Her first life was technically lost due to neglect, but heres the thing. When q slime checked her tasks they were all green, so he assumed that mariana mustve done them, and then when he checked the next day. They were still green. Thus he freaked out, and learned that no one had been taking care of her (or at least hadnt taken care of her the day before).

Then the beds breaking counting towards the egg death. q Mariana quite literally made a mistake idk what to tell ya man. And the fact that they broke instantly was just. Yeah. Though, iirc the beds don’t break instantly anymore. I think. But even then its so.

But now we see that the eggs can. Survive a nuclear bomb.

I know it was the beginning of the server i get that. But at the same time. We all know the federation just picks and chooses right? Like the 2, 3 times that the eggs have gone missing? Bobby’s death, which im honestly still confused about? Like didnt q jaiden and q roier go on a whole adventure to find him only to be told he was dead? I feel like im misremembering to pls correct me if im wrong.

Also, couldn’t someone have taken care of trumpet? At least when q dan and q maxo couldnt? Bc ik that q maxo cared a lot about about trumpet, or did the admin only like. Login when a parent was on i gen do not know.

Seeing the eggs be given so many chances over and over again, knowing that others didn’t, and for flippa to even get one life back q slime and q mariana had a trial. Its. Certainly something that’s for sure.

Like. Yeah. The federation decides everything.

[felipe-kuso]

Can i just cry a little bit about how i am tocuhed by the globatization of the internet culture that QSMP caused? Ordem Paranormal was a secluded thing just that brazilians knew, but now it is a thing that it is known worldwide. I remember when Quackity was shown that remix of brazilian funk with the taylor Swift song and he was so flabbergasted by it. Philza is travelling to Brazil now! I doubt he would ever do that before. But now cultures are being shared people are knwoing cultural phenomenons from each other's countries i love it i love it i love it.

[truly-deceitful]

Canonically rivers gave them an ipad so they would let her build her house (it didnt work)

[mizuski-broken]

Disclaimer: This post only applies to Phil's trust regarding his eggs and somewhat himself. He might be willing to give away almost every other kind of trust pretty freely but he is VERY protective of his family.

I might not be a lore expert, but I am a crow!

(I just wanted to long ramble about my streamer lmao, this is based on a post I saw)

Phil is far from naive, in fact, I'd say he might be one of the most paranoid members of them all. He is, above all, a survivalist. His entire character is based upon his IRL YEARS spent in his hardcore worlds. He is constantly living like he only has one life to spend, whether he realizes it or not. For example, during the elections, he actually said he wasn't going to vote at all for a while bc of his fear of him or his children being targeted for it. (He eventually did vote for forever and etoiles bc of how influential the player votes were but even then he told no one)

Yes, I would say Phil is a VERY loyal person, he's protective and kind in nature, similar to etoiles, but that doesn't mean he just gives that loyalty away right away. If he can give his strength or items to people in need, of course he's going to give them! Trusting them to take care of his kids? Not so much. He was I'm pretty sure the first person to ever protect his little house on the wall with a block reinforcer (albeit a little illegally). Only a select few have access to his basement in the wall, and even less to his storage room. It's only people he's absolutely sure would never hurt his kids (not even Tubbo has access lmao)

Also, Phil is a great judge of character! I'm sure everyone has seen the clips of him with the code versions of his eggs and sussing them out immediately, but there are also multiple times where he's correctly guessed the intentions of Islanders and acted accordingly.

Phil knows that most of the island residents are good people, and he helps them in any way he can (evidence for cellbit, helping cure forever, etc.) He knows kindness is a gift most people need more often (he's pretty damn wise ig. Old ass mf) and he also knows that any trust he gives will probably be repaid back to him eventually (Insert clip of Bad, Etoiles or Cellbit saying Phil is trustworthy and including him in plans/info) and they all need to work together to get off this damn island anyway, so why not show a controlled amount of trust off the bat even if he might never trust them completely?

TLDR: Cool bird man actually very paranoid, careful, and meticulous in some aspects, smart birb. Good birb. He knows exactly what he's doing when he trusts people, and he almost never trusts people 100%.

Old

Wise

Crow

[handbarfs]

ghosts in mari's home

I was thinking about how q!mariana locked himself in his house after juanaflippa's death, and started seeing her everywhere in his house

[ducksbyday]

Dear tumblr people, I have a question for yall.

Every time a creator of the QSMP goes on a trip, their character has some reason to dissappear:

Felps got kidnapped when he went to Japan irl

Wilbur canonically and irl went on tour

Jaiden joined the federation

Étoiles got locked up in the nether, cus irl he's going to America for smashcon

But Q!antoine just kinda.. Vanished.. (at least so far I know)

So I'm curious: what do you think happened to him?

[qsmpbutwithsignlanguage]

Hear me out. And really, hear me out here, but QSMP Purgatory Reality Television A.U.

Hit reality television show 'The Purgatory' produced by up-and-coming Quackity Studios introduces an entirely new aspect to reality television-live streaming the events of the show. With a cast of everyday characters stranded on an island in the middle of nowhere, fans across the world eagerly tune in every night to see how their favorite players band together, plot, and plan in order to try to win. Once every week, there will be a mandatory elimination-unless, of course, there is a special event.

'The Purgatory' is a hit across the internet from the moment that it rolls out, and while controversial among some of the more critical rings of the internet, it is without a doubt one of the most successful shows in a while. Fans especially enjoy a budding relationship between Tubbo, the youngest contestant on the island at only twenty years old, and his faceless cameraman by the name of Fred.

However, as time goes on, people begin to realize that there's something strange about the island. The contestants seem truly terrified at the concept of loss. It's as though they genuinely believe loss means death (though Purgatory fans know that the show is staged, just like all reality television is).

It's brushed off-good acting, many chalk it up to. Until it isn't.

Maybe the critics had something going for them, the skeptics smarter than your average Joe to look a little closer into the birth of Quackity Studios, and the viewers a bit dull to take everything at face value.

Maybe nobody expected a camera to flicker to life just to show Maxo shot through the head, crumpling lifelessly to the ground.

(Where is Quesadilla Island after all? Why had it taken so long for people to notice the contestants had been reported missing? And who even is ElQuackity?)

[Basically reality tv purgatory au but everybody was legit just kidnapped and now the 'contestants' have to pretend they're just having a good time on the island so that they don't just, y'know, die.]

[medlarmeadows]

the eggs are the babies, the kids, the children of the island. but what island requires these children to wear armor at all times? to learn the skills of combat? to have to know the horrors of being kidnapped and sent to a different dimension?

what kind of island causes parents to bury their own children?

[the-fandom-queenxox]

I made this to reblog another qsmp related post but with the current going on's in the server it feels eligible post it as is now

[friendzenn]

8 on Quesadilla Island and The Federation

ok so by now we all know about The Federation’s obsession with the number 8, right? but let’s see just how many times 8 has been shown

8 original eggs, and thus 8 english speakers and 8 spanish speakers (something of note: Quackity is an outlier here, not counted as one of the 8 among the english speakers or spanish speakers)

On July 8th, at 2pm PST, Jaiden and Cellbit (secretly) were sent on a mission (where richas, foolish and bbh tagged along) where they discovered a cold room with 8 chambers and a countdown

Also, July 8th was originally set to be election day, but was postponed due to TwitchCon Paris

In the dungeon found on July 8th, Cellbit and Richas found 8 books with months as titles, from June-January, pictured here

(also just a quick thing i noticed while doing alt text, on page 2 of october's book, it ends with a quotation mark but there is never a quotation mark to start it. could be a typo or it could mean whoever was writing it didn't believe that no irregularities were detected.)

When ElQuackity loaded up the QSMP, it was top of his list of servers, of which (including the QSMP) there are 8

Now we get into things I can’t corroborate with screenshots. This includes:

Cellbit saying the dungeon had 8 floors

Luzu’s computer (Arin) had a number 8 on it. Everyone seems to agree this is the case, but I couldn’t find a good screenshot or clip of it

8 can also be interpreted as infinity, by just turning the symbol 90 degrees. The Federation seems obsessed with perfection and according to them, people being able to come back or have 'infinite return' is closer to perfection.

i have no idea what any of this means. irl, 8 is considered to be lucky in chinese culture. it's the 6th or 7th number in the fibonacci sequence (depending if you count 0 in the sequence), which shows up in nature a lot and is often referred to as the 'golden ratio' and it is said that people whose face matches this ratio are objectively beautiful (you can believe this or not). 8 is also the only number in this sequence to be a perfect cube (2 to the 3rd).

could the federation consider 8 to be perfect? could this just be a series of coincidences? theories?

[lunelicmoone]

why did i just catch roier calling wil 'mi amor' this is actually the first bisexual minecraft server