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YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"

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/// spoilers for jrwi judgement ep 11 and pd s2 ep 31

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can't believe charlie made two PCs who have to face a family member conducting unethical experiments

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JUST ROLL WITH IIUTTTTTT

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trying to get my brother into wonderlust is looking like this:

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what would've (hopefully) happened if gillion didn't make it

bonus:

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💔⚙️Wonderless AU mini-comic⚙️💔

this scene takes heavy inspiration from spoilers in Wonderlust episode 20, SO BE WARNED!!!!!!!!

also pls ignore any inconsistencies in the designs or art quality sjsjsjsjsj

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i don't like the fact that grizzly said that modify memory is a powerful spell + him saying "if that's what you remember, then yeah" to bizly asking if he'd remember being on the ship during the storm + the voices in the hole saying "welcome home" + chip never mentioning / possibly not remembering what came before meeting Arlin. don't like it.

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//// JRWI RIPTIDE SPOILERS!!!!

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i didn't really piece it together until i saw lumi's comment. i just remembered that queen lost his memory like a bucket of ice crashing over me. i know this might be an april fool's joke but DUDE there's no way this can't be some sort of hint

unless it's a red herring

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ah yes the sequel to:

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quick midnight gilly doodle

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Thinking about how the Prime Defenders can’t NOT have problems with constantly not having a stable home, or when they do it getting ripped away from them…….. BC LIKE- first they all moved from their homes to the old base to become prime defenders, and let’s be honest none of them have homes to really go back to outside of the old base.

Alaskas apartment being empty and, let’s be honest, not a good place to live, leaving Dakota without a way to pay for it and without a guardian, he’s got no place to go if something happens to the base or if the prime defenders are discontinued.

Vyncent is the most obvious, he can’t get home, his home isn’t on Prime and he has no way to get back, stranded on this strange and overwhelming planet.

William technically can go back to living with his parents, but from what I’ve seen in canon and fandom it’s dangerous for him there too, both socially and bc of the things that stalk the woods.

So they go from having their base burned down, sleeping in a VILLAINS FRICKING LIVING ROOM (WATCH WHAT THE HECK MAN??? WHERE WERE YOU???), to living in the used-to-be-abandoned Elements hall which they needed to fix up, then their guardian is torn away from them and William & Vyncent live in their old bases ruins (WHICH AGAIN??? WATCH WHERE THE FRICK ARE YOU???), to buying themselves a Winnebago (I wanna also point out that they got the money for it from doing CAGE FIGHTS.) and making it their home they all want/need, said Winnebago getting stolen at least once leaving them homeless FOR THE THIRD??? TIME??? Thank goodness they get it back eventually but still, they’ve been in the situation of jumping from place to place so many times….

Anyway- with all that has happened to their homes I don’t think they wouldn’t feel so rocky with wondering if they will have a place to sleep or a place to go back to </3. I totally headcanon that William has his backpack with him at all times, it stocked up with the essentials for all three of them, aka like- one or two change of clothes, med kit, headphones, his ghost hunting stuff, etc. just general essentials and then on top of that things to help get Vyncent out of his overthinking spirals and Dakota from being completely overstimulated. Williams always prepared!!! He has to be!!! He’s the one they will look to for guidance!!!

Okay- ramble over but still. I just cannot see them feeling stable during most of s1 & 2, though I do think they finally feel relieved and a bit more steady once they learn that Tide has been making them a home to go back to. Tho let’s be honest, even with that how can they be certain that this new home which was built for them won’t go up in flames one day as well?

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judgement's "boom, bang and beyond" 🤝 riptide's "bed, bolts and beyond"

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do you ever think about how like. wayy back on joaldo island??, chip said something along the lines of:

“i got jay out of the navy to keep her from going to war, i took gil out of the ocean to keep him safe.”

do you think he looks back on it now. knowing neither of those two goals were achieved.

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ninth grade frog dissection <3

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Phil: Quackity! Alex! You can come in! In the most non-threatening way possible!

Quackity: [Bursts through the door and falls down]

Phil: Jesus Christ [Laughs]

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MEOW

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DEATH DUO CRUMBS, EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU QUACKITY