#radiostatic.txt

[link-lonk]

My fucked up dog who has every disease

[gardenofradiostatic]

i think i would like to sleep in a coffin. not for edgy vampirical (word I have just invented) reasons, it just reminds me of those string instrument cases that are lined with fluff but like… human shaped. furthermore, i would deeply enjoy pretending to be a valuable guitar

[link-lonk]

I also had one of 2010 ones that could have multiple personalities. I remember I got it for Christmas and after I turned it on for the first time my dad started reading about them online and he realized that if you pull the furby's tail repeatedly it will go insane and have the "crazy" personality.

Obviously he immediately did this to my furby.

I thought it was really funny though and I liked that personality. It was temporary though so my furby can reverting back to the default personality and everytime it did I would start pulling on its tail and turning it crazy again. So yeah I just tried to make my furby permanently insane and got upset when he went back to normal.

It's so fucking funny how many people who owned Furbies as children ended up being traumatized by them in some way

[link-lonk]

The new Shining Nikki sets are so pretty. The bow from the sword set is one of my favorite pieces, as soon as I pulled it I knew I had to use it to make a Sailor Moon look

[link-lonk]

The idea of teaching yourself the siren's song and singing along with them everytime they show up is really funny actually

[link-lonk]

If you do the Battler quests (which unlock after defeating Charlotte) under the Main Story you can unlock these cool dioramas of the witches' labyrinths!

[link-lonk]

IT'S REAL!?!?

RICK ASTLEY OFFICIAL COVER OF PINK PONY CLUB BY CHAPPEL ROAN???

[link-lonk]

My sister wanted to see the minecraft movie for her birthday this year (she turned 17) so here are some actual real things that happened in the movie (There are spoliers)

The main villain's backstory is that she danced in the minecraft version of America's Got Talent and got bullied so hard for her dancing that she decided that all creatively is bad

A baby piglin draws a picture and the villian kills him for it

Anytime a piglin is killed it turns into a cooked porkchop. A lot of piglins die

At the end of the movie one very large piglin dies and we watch the light fade out of its eyes

Jason Momoa's character is named Garrett The Garbage Man. He is in fact not a garbage man and works at his own video game store. He got the nickname "Garbage Man" for being the world champion at an arcade game when he was a teenager in the 80s

Several minecraft youtubers get cameos but none of them have any lines (DanTDM is wearing a cowboy hat)

Jason Momoa's and Jack Black's characters are basically flirting for the entire film. I am not making this up

There is a scene where the guys have to fly on elytras. Jack Black does not have one and instead RIDES JASON MOMOA. When Jason Momoa's character complains about not being able to steer like this Jack Black says "Let my hips guide you." (my sister and I both lost our shit when he said this)

Jason Momoa and Jack Black 69 on the elytra (I could not make this up if I tried)

Halfway through the film Jack Black starts calling Jason Momoa's character GarGar

Jason Momoa and Jack Black wear mushroom hats and both play saxophones to distract a group of Vindicators

If you look into an enderman's eyes it inflicts psychic attacks where you see everyone you love saying how disappointed they are in you. After the psychic attack the enderman does actually physically attack you

There's a piglin who tells the characters that he has to "unalive" them

There's a sideplot where Jennifer Coolidge hits a villager with her car and the two of them fall in love. At the end of the movie it is revealed that their love is so powerful that the villager can now speak English and Jennifer Coolidge can speak Villager. The two of them get engaged.

"First we mine. Then we craft. Let's Minecraft!" (An actual real line said in this movie in complete seriousness)

All of the human characters are referred to as "Roundlings" by the Piglin villain

A ghast swallows a baby piglin and then blows up and dies

As the main villain is dying she asks Jack Black to come closer to her. When he does she pulls out a knife that Jack Black immediately slaps out of her hand. Jack Black starts to walk again and then this whole gag happens a second time

The same gag is attempted a third time but Jack Black walks away for real so the villian weakly throws the knife and then just slumps over and dies

Jack Black sings a sad song about his dog (the dog is fine)

In the post credits scene Jack Black (Steve) meets Alex

These aren't plot points as much as other thoughts I had

The diamond armor that Jack Black wears is so ugly. Like it's so bad.

Almost all of the "minecraft" items the characters use just look really fake

There are several scenes where Jack Black is talking and you can see the spit fly out of his mouth

All of Jack Black's original songs feel very out of place and really aren't needed

The female characters are sidelined for pretty much the entire movie. The focus is entirely on the male characters. -_-

This movie was an absolute trip. My sister and I kept turning to each other and asking what the fuck was happening because the whole thing was just wild.

We both kept laughing but half of the time it was because whatever was happening was so bad it looped back around to being funny. None of the serious bits in this movie worked.

[link-lonk]

Them: long Momo isn't real, he can't hurt you

Long Momo:

[link-lonk]

I've seen a couple different people point out that the new green haired girl in the movie trailer must be a witch, or artificial magical girl because her ring doesn't have a soul gem on it.

I think a lot of people are forgetting though that the girls are more often than not shown with their soul gems on the palm side on their rings

Looking at official merch of the quintet's soul gem rings we know that on one side of the ring is the gem and the other side has runes with the character's name

Iroha's ring (bottom right image) is the only one where the runes or gem are not actually shown on the ring, but we know it's the back of the ring because the section is separated where the runes should be. The new girl's ring looks like how Iroha's is drawn in that frame. It's the back of the ring, but I'm willing to bet they just didn't draw the ruins because they're too detailed for that small of an area, and they would've told us what new girls name is and I'm sure they want to keep that a secret until the movie comes out.

[link-lonk]

My time has come

I’ve slowly been building a collection of useful “reaction images” from PMMM, Magia Record, and the related spinoffs.

If you’ve got some good ones, please feel free to share your own. :)

[link-lonk]

Now you too can have Alina Gray personally tell you to SHUT UP

[link-lonk]

TRUCY YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

[link-lonk]

BUILD A BEAR MADE AN EMO AXOLOTL FOR APRIL FOOLS DAY AND NOBODY TOLD ME!?!

[link-lonk]

So I was auto farming and I looked down at my phone and YUU WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

[link-lonk]

The way the 03 fma anime leans into the tragedy of Nina and Alexander by having the Elric brothers meet them BEFORE Ed becomes a state alchemist. Ed and Al live with the Tuckers for months (at least 4)* while studying for the state alchemist exam, they eat meals together, play together, and all sleep under the same roof. When the time for the exam comes Nina and Alexander go with the brothers every time, offering encouragement beforehand and waiting outside until it's over so she can ask them how it went. Al mentions how living with the Tuckers makes it feel like how things were before their mom died, like they're part of a real family again. They love this little girl and her dog, they really fit themselves into the roles of her big brothers. It really makes the fate of this girl hit all the harder when she's not just a child the brothers knew for a few days and felt a connection with, but one who they've come to know very well and who they really considered to be family.

* We know the Elrics lived with the Tuckers for at least 4 months because in the episode prior to their meeting (about a day) Gracia Hughes is mentioned to be 5 months pregnant. The brothers + Nina are present when she gives birth, so we know the brothers have been living with the Tuckers for 4 months at this point. It is unclear how much more time passes after that until the Nina incident.