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[7grandmel]

Todays Raft: 00:40 - 01/04/2024

raft ride if it went BWOOW wow wub wub wub wub wawawawa EUUURRRGH

Season 7 Ridden on: SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume Sapphire

Raft by KnightOfGames

hi KnightOfGames i hope you know that you temporarily hold the title for the funniest fucking rip title of all time

Honestly?? This shit bangs. It's like I said in skrillex tribute 2023, dubstep rips are incredibly funny and always sound weirdly good. Maybe I've just been conditioned by years of MLG to see anything wub wub noisy as being a banger. or maybe this is da best rip ever made. maybe. ..

[7grandmel]

Todays Rip: 01/04/2024

Raft Ride ~ The Story So Far

Season 7 & Season 8 Part of: The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening

Ripped by SiIvaGunner

Welcome to the end, weary traveler! And, in case you've somehow missed EVERYTHING that happened today: April Fools!

As of this post, I've now officially covered each of the 170+ Raft Ride rips - including some fringe cases - to have been uploaded to the SiIvaGunner channel. Did you have fun taking this trip down memory lane? Find a new Raft Ride favorite? Or, did you focus on the incredible April Fools event currently happening on the main channel as I'm currently writing this? Not that I can blame you - my attention was so split all day, I didn't get anything productive done!! It meant a lot to get to see so many people's reactions to realizing the scope of this whole thing, smiles and fun comments on seeing their favorite raft rides reshared - I'm writing this all just as its all come to an end, and it was so much fun in every sense of the word.

I've now taken off the "Todays SiIvaGunner" and "Season 7"/"Season 8" tags off all of these posts, as to not have them clog up the blog's Archive view (which you should be using!!!). Instead, consider what you're reading now the "masterpost" for helping you navigate the entire Raftmageddon event, as the one post that will show up as April 1st daily post.

You can press the big blue button to see every Raft Ride post made today, or the smaller purple buttons to filter per Season 7 and Season 8 as per usual - now tagged as "Rapids 7" and "Rapids 8". The link below tells you how to search for Raft Rides by specific rippers: they won't show up if you just add a ripper's name as the tag, you must preface it with "raft : " first, including the spaces! Rafts without credit are tagged as "rafter unknown".

[Enter the Raftmageddon] - [7] - [8]

[Ripper Filter - "raft : (name)" after /tagged/ in URL]

But hey, this event isn't necessarily the end - The Raft Ride truly never ends, right? And so don't consider this to be the end of my coverage, the end of the story - this IS Raft Ride ~ The Story So Far for a reason, after all! Who knows, you might be seeing Raft Ride back on here sooner than you'd expect...

(oh, and the actual rip used here is the secret Raft Ride: Totaka's Secret Raft by overcast07, featured on SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume Ruby)

It's a really fun twist on one of the most popular Easter Eggs in Link's Awakening - happy late Easter! - and one of the most fun running gags in Nintendo's history in general, honestly. Totaka's song is sort of like Nintendo's own Raft Ride in a way, isn't it? This reoccurring, stupid ditty, just put together by one composer out of sheer boredom, almost eerily similar to where it all began with Raft Foot Creep...and overcast07 arranges it in a really fun way, keeping the suspense from the big jingle the original has, not really leaning too hard into the Raft Ride-iness with its infamous backing or screeching high note - but the note is high althesame, and the melody is undeniably that accursed, beloved tune. What a fun little surprise. What whimsy!! What a fun day today's been. :3

[7grandmel]

Todays Raft: 00:08 - 01/04/2024

Raftyon

Season 7 Ridden on: SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume Sapphire

Raft by treydog1357

Alright sure I'll write about oneeee more, uhhhh....Raftyon is pretty funny, Death Grips vocals are always fun to fuck with and the pitch shifting is great here too. Love me a Death Grip. Hell yeah.

[7grandmel]

Todays Raft: 07:44 PM - 01/04/2024

Rizz Ride

Season 7 Ridden on: The Year of Grand Dad Sound Selection [Side B]

Raft by diaxart

Why would you make this. What evil gene in your body took over to make this. This might be the maddest one of these has made me. Why BOTH the Wimpy Kid tiktok and AI Spongebob. Why would you do that. This is so fucked. Is this the doomed timeline that Skibidi Toilet would've sent us down in Hidden Headtoilets (skibidi toree 2) if it wasn't stopped.

I hate that I like it. Genuinely. It made me laugh when it showed up. Its so fucking good. We're so fucked.

[7grandmel]

Todays Raft: 07:12 - 01/04/2024

Listen, Stanley, I just don't understand why you're doing this. 100 Rupees just to ride this raft once? Do you understand how many other rafts there are? Is riding this raft truly the only way you can think of to make this game fun? Frankly I believe that

Season 7 Not Ridden by Link (Read More) Raft Ride (C.bin) - The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening

Raft by mullar

Just like every other person who's played it, I fucking love Stanley Parable, so this was such a good surprise to see, complete left-field idea for a Raft Ride but it works out really well! I love how the high note and the chaos backing just make the whole follow-the-yellow-line tune sound all the more ridiculous than it already was in the original game.

[7grandmel]

Todays Raft: 02:22 - 01/04/2024

SOMEONE SINK THIS GOD DAMN RAFT

Season 7 Not Ridden by Link (Read More) Raft Ride (Game of the Year Edition) - The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening

Raft by Mullar

i know i wrote that title but its actually just taken from the comments section and frankly i completely disagree i love the raft

never sink it. also i dont know the joke but it sounds silly. good rip.

[7grandmel]

Todays Raft: 00:32 - 01/04/2024

Leeteuk's Awakening

Season 7 Ridden on: SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume Ruby

Raft by ChickenSuitGuy

good rip

do you think god is awake to see this all unfold

[7grandmel]

Todays Raft: 11:36 - 01/04/2024

TiK ToK, on the clock, but the Raft Ride don't stop, no

Season 7 Ridden on: The Year of Grand Dad Sound Selection [Side B]

Raft by Ellie53

This is one of the first Raft Rides I remember being actually really impressed by and I can't really put my finger on why...I mean, like, the pitch shifted vocals are the biggest sell of course, they're genuinely still really funny just like the prior vocal rips of pop music, but the instrumental manages to fit both Raft Ride and the original song shockingly well at the same time. The rip feels like putting a square peg in a round hole yet making it work absolutely flawlessly into a really fun listen. Banger.

[7grandmel]

Todays Raft: 04:00 - 01/04/2024

los sinson

Season 7 Ridden on: SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume Ruby

Raft by vz24

I've never played Simpsons Hit and Run either just like the last one about South Park N64, but I admire how rips of this stupid song are letting rippers just put any Schrunkly Bimblo song into Raft Ride just because they think it'd sound fucked up. and they're right. It does sound fucked up. Very well done

[7grandmel]

Todays Raft: 02:30 - 01/04/2024

You can still ride rafts at River Rapids

Season 7 Ridden on: SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume Ruby

Raft by circunflexo, minindo

New contender for the funniest Raft Ride rip title. it sounds so fucked to hear Harlem Shake just be melody swapped without any of its specific sounds carried over until the second half. Like...I keep forgetting Harlem Shake even HAS a melody, I've always just processed it as nothing but noise. This rip for the first part felt like getting splashed with cold water in the morning. fuck i need to go do that. hope youre enjoying your evening everybody we've only just begun.

[7grandmel]

Todays Raft: 04:24 PM - 01/04/2024

John Notwoodman on the raft (What will they do)

Season 7 Not Ridden by Link (Read More) Raft Ride (super remastered gay version) - The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening

Raft by yhenestik (@youtubepoopmusicvideo)

incredible title

I agree with yhenestik in that we haven't seen John NotWoodman nearly enough in recent times - hell, they weren't even in the DoomFes in Season 6 - so I'm very happy he's just taken it upon himself to insert them into rips on his own. Vote Responsibly!! is a very underrated tune (one that I wrote far too much about in Vote Responsibly!!) and it sounds pretty fun in Raft Ride too, a touch of silliness added by the everpresent backing track that reminds me of the original MIDI-version of the theme. Neat stuff!

[7grandmel]

Todays Raft: 02:54 - 01/04/2024

A-RISING Rapids

Season 7 Not Ridden by Link (Read More) Raft Ride (JP Version) - The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening

Raft by Ellie53

HI ELLIE53 i love getting to hear more idol music and this does a pretty funny thing of having the vocals be completely unedited but the instruments from the song itself be pitch-shifted and it sounds surprisingly natural? kinda crazy how well it works actually but, I dunno I'm not a love liver (yet)

[7grandmel]

Todays Raft: 09:28 PM - 01/04/2024

lmao

Season 7 Ridden on: Rips of Christmas Present

Raft by Memmy

Is this actually the first SiIvaGunner rip to just be called "lmao"? That's fucking hilarious if so. Another banger Memmy track name.

I love the sheer cacophany of sources here, yet they all play together really nicely despite having so little in common. Frozen Hillside from Kirby Air Ride is a classic tune - perhaps for me more closely associated with the Subspace Emissary in Super Smash Bros. Brawl - and I really like how the AJR song added on top is pitch shifted to it all. At first it didn't even register to me that this WAS Frozen Hillside, it just sounded like a really good pop song and something AJR reasonably could make.

Also LOVE the shout to a classic Season 1 rip with the sandboarding footage and I Smoke Weed - SURELY that, combined with Raft Ride being of a Zelda game and ocean traversal, must be a reference to the classic toonlink rip The Great Weed, right?

[7grandmel]

Todays Raft: 03:36 PM - 01/04/2024

Faz o Sampley de Raft Ride ♪

Season 7 Ridden on: The Year of Grand Dad Sound Selection [Side A]

Raft by PBandJam

guys listen i really want to go to bed can i go to bed please

great rip. i love the 4.3 aspect ratio. what the fuck am i listening to. i love it so much. i fear that if i look into what the hell this is from i will fall into a pit deeper than i could hope to survive getting out of. for my own sanity i must truck on.

[7grandmel]

Todays Raft: 03:28 PM - 01/04/2024

You see, the Raft's Destination is Unknown, because the currents in the Raft Ride game are very strong

Season 7 Not Ridden by Link (Read More) Raft Ride (Unknown Version) - The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening

Raft by Albert Softie

I don't get it, but it has a really fun sound to it!! Kind of like that one dubstep, skrillex-y rip, I love the amount of noise throughout the rip, there's something about this style of music when used in rips that I always just find fun to listen to.

[7grandmel]

Todays Raft: 08:40 - 01/04/2024

Link's Awakening, Mistakenly

Season 7 Ridden on: The Year of Grand Dad Sound Selection [Side B]

Raft by literallyn01imp0rtant (@literallyn01imp0rtant)

Oh god Homestuck. Uh, yeah, no sorry, in the time between Viva La LOWAS and now I unfortunately have gained absolutely zero additional Homestuck knowledge so I can't comment at all on how funny this rip actually is. Its a fun tune though I guess? Yeah, good rip.