#ranpo.bsd

[kaeyx]

Need a part two of the one where the reader gets panicked from having their neck touched. Maybe ada

Part two to this piece! (doa with the same premise)

Feat. Atsushi, Dazai, Kunikida, Yosano, Fukuzawa, Ranpo

Warnings: none!

Atsushi

He's going to be so sweet about it. I think he'd get touchier the longer he spends in the agency, but still limit himself to handholding or touching your arms and shoulders. So Atsushi isn't going to accidentally touch your neck unless he's adjusting your collar/tie/necklace. If you tell him he'll be really understanding, even standing up for you if necessary. I assume he'd also have a few places he doesn't want to be touched himself, maybe around his scars.

Dazai

Another one who's got a few places he doesn't want touched. Maybe his wrists, inner elbows, and neck too. He will weasel the reason why out of you though, even if you're determined to not say it. Might accidentally touch it if he's leaning on you or draping himself over you in a feat of drama. Dazai is insanely good at reading people though, and he'll know immediately if you tense up even a fraction, or jump, or flinch. He'll back off with a light-hearted apology, showing you his hands, and promise to not do it again. And he means it.

Kunikida

Okay hear me out on this one: Kunikida keeps a list of important quirks and facts from everyone in the Agency. He's written down everyone's favourite food, favourite colour, sleep schedule, allergies, and any other important facts. So of course he'd write this down as soon as you told him or he overheard it, or saw you flinching away from touch. Silently makes a note of it and simply doesn't do it. Kunikida isn't a touchy person in general, so he doesn't even have to go out of his way to avoid your neck. He'd even try to avoid it in an emergency, like if he has to grab you or carry you somewhere.

Yosano

No problems at all with her. If she has to heal you, she'll leave your neck alone and simply target your limbs. Will generally touch your wrists or elbows in passing or if you're going somewhere together, but will keep her hands off your shoulders and neck. In a hug she'll go for your waist and back, not over your shoulders. Not sure if she'd have any issues with touch after her time in the military? But if she does, she'll be doubly understanding. Some wounds can be physically healed as many times as you want, but they'll always be open.

Fukuzawa

Another one who isn't touchy. Mentioning your problems will just get you a grave nod, and he'll commit it to memory. I don't think he'd ever have to use it, because it's not like he touches anyone else and much less somewhere as personal as your neck. Let's indulge though and imagine he does hug you, for whatever reason. Fukuzawa will probably remember, if it's something you specified you don't like touched. He'll keep his hands on your back, between your shoulder blades. If he ever goes to rest a hand on your shoulder, he'd likewise remember and snap it to your back instead.

Ranpo

Might tease you a little, or might find out the hard way you don't like your neck touched by just... going ahead and doing just that. Putting his head on your shoulder or nuzzling into your neck, while you lead him around the city or as a spontaneous thing. I think he'd be very touchy, especially if he likes you or you've given him indications that physical touch is okay. But he's good at following rules he can respect, and this is one he definitely understands and sees the point of.

[kaeyx]

Ranpo nsfw hcs *bats my pretty eyelashes from the corner of ur wall*

Pillow princess supreme. To me. He looooooves not having to do any of the work. You riding him or sucking him off is his favourite, he gets to look at you and play with your hair or your chest. I'd also say he's a big fan of cockwarming in theory, but he's a little too impatient to actually go through with it. He starts fidgeting, he gets distracted, and he wants to get off now. No waiting, now.

Very whiny and pouty if he has to get something, he's cute and he knows it. Never above cuddling up to you and batting his pretty eyes when he asks for something, like if he can eat whipped cream off your tits. He'll put sprinkles on them too.

Sex would be a casual thing most of the time? Like hear me out with Chuuya there's always this element of romance, Dazai goes quick and overwhelming and intense, but Ranpo? He's got one hand in your cunt while he watches TV, he'd pull you off his dick to give you a taste of this new sweet he's trying. Ranpo will pull your shirt up and fiddle with your tits not because he wants something more but because he just feels like it. You're his stim toy, and he's yours. He's just as likely to bite your knuckles like a teething dog as he is to use your breasts as stress balls. Not to say he doesn't make you feel wanted, more like he never makes you feel pressured. He's fine with enjoying himself, laughing, getting distracted midway because one of you forgot to load the washing machine. Silly, domestic sex the whole way.

[kaeyx]

(Not a request) Yan Ranpo would be a fucking nightmare...

Dear god he would. He's already a little imp, imagine he's motivated on top of that? Will memorise your entire schedule in three days. Also since he's so pretty he'll cling to you and act cute and helpless to get help from you doing everyday things, which he can then pretend are dates.

[kaeyx]

Good evening, I’ve come to rate the bsd men’s asses in terms of looks and fuckability :)

Starting off with Chuuya: he’s very toned overall and in good shape, so his ass is pretty firm and well-shaped. Not huge, but he’s also a tiny man, but he’s just so sexy and hot. Definitely hairless, I just can’t imagine Chuuya with body hair (except pubes), pale and very smooth skin. Probably a little uneasy with anal stuff at first, but if you insist, he’ll budge eventually. Be gentle, because he’s never put anything in before. Now, he’s refuse to do it missionary stuff first, it’s too embarrassing to make eye contact while having someone drill their cock into your asshole for the first time, so he prefers it doggystyle or prone bone. He’s a little tight, but with the right amount of lube and preparation, your cock will fit in nicely. He makes the prettiest sounds, a few gasps and „oh fuck!“s at first, but then he’ll moan like a little slut, grip the sheets and drool, eyes rolled back, blabbering incoherent things (see: his educational sounds for reference).

Next is Nikolai, his ass is an 11/10. It’s fat, it’s jiggly, it’s plump and round and it’s so nice to grab, to smack, to grope, etc. especially because he will not only let you, but encourage you to do it. He’s an ass man, he loves other people’s asses, but he also loves his own being toyed with. Yes, probably hairy, but I’m convinced he shaves it. Very fuckable too, because he will get on his hands and knees in a heartbeat if you want to fuck him, and also arches his back prettily. Doesn’t take long for him to adjust to your size, your dick will slip in easily with or without lube. Why? Because Nikolai fucks his own asshole day and night, using either his own cock (with his ability), large dildos or he’ll have a plug in for hours. I recommend you spread his jiggly cheeks nicely so you can watch your cock slide in and out of him, or you make him spread them. Occasionally pull out so it makes a „pop“ sound, spit in his hole, and definitely cum inside, he loves that.

Fyodor’s little twink ass is pale as fuck, and due to sitting day and night, a bit flat :/ but it’s still cute, I believe, and what makes anal sex with Fyodor so fun is that he hates it, but is secretly still curious to try. Will complain nonstop, that ruins the mood a bit, and he is also so fucking tight it’s hard to push your cockhead past the awfully tight ring of muscle in the beginning. Give him a rimjob and finger him thoroughly, use plugs and promise him a reward if he cooperates, and maybe, he’ll stop clenching his hole and finally let you fuck him. His moans are even more pathetic and whiny than Chuuya‘s, he whimpers and cries like a spoiled little girl and often tries to scurry away. Just grab his slutty little waist and fuck his brains out harder. Cum inside out of spite and watch the little bitch try and push it all out. Fyodor’s ass is fun to fuck, but only if you bring lots of patience and physical strength into the bedroom. He gets some bonus points for the belly bulge, though. No matter the size of your cock, his stomach will bulge.

Ranpo has an adorable, cute little ass with a neatly shaved, pink hole, ready to be fucked at all times. Will annoy the shit out of you just so you punish him by shoving either a monster dildo inside his ass or roughly rail him from behind. Do some ass-to-mouth with him to make the punishment even more humiliating him. If he’s not crying, you didn’t do enough.

OUFJFGJ YOU'RE SO RIGHTTTTT I HAVE NOTHING TO ADD THIS IS PERFECT

[kaeyx]

I firmly believe if readers gives ranpo head, he only lasts a few minutes, same thing with Poe, so reader uses this to bully them. If you give them head for half an hour, that’s more than 6 orgasms!

Poe wants you to sit on his face, just… just do it, please for him? Ranpo wants you any where, you on your back, on his face, 69, reverse 69- just let them get you off! 🗣️🗣️💥💥

KMG, WOULD RANPO CALL READER MOMMY?! I SEE POE DOING IT!

I feel like Poe would call reader mommy, whatever gender, cause he panics and then he feels so embarrassed after. Ranpo does tease him about it.

-🤍 anon

Oh Poe with a mommy kink.... yeah I can see it, tho I don't personally like it that much! He does it reflexively, maybe when he has a particularly good orgasm, and feels like he wants to crawl into a hole and die when he realises what he's said. Poor thing.

I think I talked about Ranpo and sex before tho I don't remember if it was an ask or DMs so it might not be on the blog oops. But basically he doesn't like moving, I think he'd be vers but always a bottom, loves sitting back and being spoilt

[kaeyx]

OMG GOD, Poe having a vibrator in him and ranpo has the control. You weren’t informed on this before hand so you three go out on a date.

And while on this date, Ranpo constantly turns the vibrator on, changing the settings from extremely high, to pretty tame.

Reader gets so concerned, because poes face is red, and he can barely talk, and he’s whining and looks like he’s about to cum cry.

When finish dinner, ranpo carefully gives you the controller, because now, you three are going to the movies.

It’s your turn.

-🤍 anon

Noooo you guys really jumped on the Poe bandwagon huh. He'd be pressing his thighs together and tugging his shirt down, holding his coat closed and squirming the entire time, stammering and fidgeting while Ranpo idly flicks through each setting, leaving it on too low to tease him. Poe probably has precum bleeding through his pants by the end of dinner and can barely stand, knees shaking. I'm not personally a fan of public play but I'd loooove to get him somewhere secluded where there's no chance of anyone walking by or straight up going home before tugging his pants down to admire the mess.... before letting him have his well earned orgasm of course!!

[kaeyx]

I can definitely imagine that ranpo convinced Poe to cockwarm him while reader cock warms Poe. Reader is sucking and biting poes neck and chest while ranpo tease his nipples, kissing up poes back and the back of his neck.

And to tease him further, if Poe tries to move, reader squeezes around his pretty cock, which makes him whine and beg to to be fucked. Ohhhh, and ranpo reads out poes ‘secret’ smut book, which makes Poe cum so fast and so you punish him more by remaining in that same position for hours. It only ends when ranpo himself gets whiny and starts trying to fuck into Poe, although struggling slightly cause not only does he have poes weight, but also yours.

Reader just tease both of them for being desperate, so ranpo reaches around and rubs their dick/clit (depends which either you have)

UGH, love them so much

-🤍 anon

OUGH YES POE SANDWICH!!! He'd be so squirmy, his whole face all red as he whines and tries to fuck himself on Ranpo's dick, shivering when you tighten around him or kiss his neck...

I don't think Ranpo could last very long tho, he gets impatient and fidgety too fast. Maybe if he gets to play with Poe's hair or nipples?

[kaeyx]

Who would win in terms of clinginess and attention seeking, cat!zai or cat!ranpo?

Hmm I'd say Catzai! Ranpo likes his personal space sometimes and doing things his way, Dazai's life mission is to cosplay a leech via method acting

[kaeyx]

I’ve rated the bsd mens‘ asses before, and now I’m rating their cock-sucking skills. (Pretty please give me your opinion on them, and lmk if you agree)

Chuuya: too proud to suck a dick at first, but when you do convince him to do it, he’s actually really good. To his own surprise, he doesn’t have a strong gag reflex? Your cock, no matter how long and fat it is, just slips right down his throat and he doesn’t choke on it??? Just gets watery eyes and his nose gets runny, but if you want to get some sloppy head, Chuuya will be good at this. Big fan of using his hand as well, either playing with your balls, jerking you off or shoving a finger or two into your ass to play with your prostate. Frowns and glares at you if you slap your cock against his tongue, rolls his eyes at you but allows it. He’s also brutally honest, and will tell you if your cum tastes gross. Doesn’t hesitate to spit it out, either.

Nikolai: blow job king. The best head you could get, will be the one he gives you. Can take the largest dicks without struggling, it’s almost boring how he doesn’t gag, drool, or tear up. Wants you to grab his hair and facefuck him as hard as you can, he really needs to be treated roughly, he needs the adrenaline. Cum in his mouth, cum on his face, or, if you really want to degrade him, cum on the floor and let him lick it up. If you want to include some extra fun and one of his magic tricks, handcuff him or tie his wrists together with a rope and make him try to „escape“ while sucking you off. If he manages to free his wrists before you cum, he wins, if he doesn’t, he loses.

Fyodor: -10/10. he’s so bad at sucking dick. It’s a wonder if you even get him to do it. And even if he tries hard, he’s still awful. You can tell he finds it appalling to have a cock in his mouth, looks like this. 🤢😣 all the time. He gags with just the tip in his mouth, he constantly grazes his teeth against it, his technique is super clumsy. He drools, gags, chokes, snorts, tears up and tries to pull back every now and then. He’s a lot better at just suckling on and licking the tip of your cock until you cum. Speaking of, he’s absolutely repulsed by cum. His own, yours, anyone else’s. He winces and whimpers as soon as it hits his cheek or he feels it in his mouth, and the only way to get him to swallow is by holding his nose shut so he’s forced to gulp it down.

Ranpo: focuses on the tip as well, but because he likes it, and he knows you like the way he coyly blinks up at you as he sucks your glans like a lollipop. Gets noisy and slurps a lot, and will happily open wide for you to cum on his tongue once you’re ready.

Dazai: he could be fantastic at sucking dick. So damn good. If only it wasn’t for his internalized homophobia.

Honestly I agree with most of this, but I think Chuuya would be enthusiastic about sucking you off. Not because he likes dick but because he likes you, he likes making you feel good. Nikolai is amazing at it, Fyodor sucks and hates doing it, Ranpo is good at putting on a show and looking pretty. Dazai is very good at it he just needs you to hold his head down and make him gag a bit. He needs some blood and murder as foreplay, maybe press a gun against the back of his neck to get him to swallow you to the base.

[kaeyx]

Poe has the biggest, fattest horse cock out of all bsd men and he doesn’t even realize it. He’s the complete opposite of the men that brag about their cock. Poe is super anxious to let anyone see him naked, even if his cock is absolutely perfect and way bigger than average (solid ten inches). Doesn’t think his cock is special until you tell him :(

(And I think Ranpo has a small cock. Tiny man, tiny cock = logical)

Yes <33 Poe has the huge, pretty dick that everyone always wishes they could have, the platonic ideal of a perfect porn dick. And yet he's so self conscious that absolutely nobody can see him naked. It's not that he thinks his cock is ugly, he thinks none of him is particularly pretty or worth looking at. So the first time you get handsy and feel the absolute monster sitting in his pants obviously you pause for a second to process this information, and then you have to explain that he's hung like a horse to a very confused Poe. He can probably figure out he's on the bigger side, but not that he's that big.

And ofc his biggest concern is "is that good? Do you like that?" Maybe you want him to be more manageable, or you don't find it attractive :( please reassure him (even if it's practically impossible to fit all of him in you)

Yes Ranpo has a small cock, and it doesn't affect him at all. He's cute and tiny and a menace and being small has never stopped him and will never stop him. He's just as enthusiastic and teasing as always, he knows he's a catch.

[kaeyx]

Just woke up and saw someone send an ask on pie, ranpo an reader (although it was incredibly short) so I thought I’d give my 2 cents

Althought Poe does in fact write smut about the three of you, or you and himself or ranpo and himself or hell, even you and ranpo

But, he also writes fluff. Like you and pie going on a date or you and ranpo taking care of Carl while poe is sick cause he doesnt wanna get the baby sick

But yes. He definitely has most written smut, sometimes he bases it off of stuff you three have done, like one time reader and ranpo were having sex and poe was jerking off in the room over cause he could hear you two since the walls are so thin.

God, poe is such a horny little whiny bastard, it’s pathetic (lovingly<33 🥰🥰)

-🤍 anon

Aaawwaw yes <3 he writes out all his little fluffy thoughts in bulleted lists and tries to make them come true. As for the smut Ranpo probably reads it out loud to him while the three of you are in the middle of sex just to watch Poe die of embarrassment

[kaeyx]

The Dazai\Fyodor\Ranpo thing would be crazy, you have the most intelligent men in the show after you.. RUNNNNN

DEADASS!! You need whatever Yokohama's version of witness protection is, or just straight up die bc nothing else will get them off your back.

[kaeyx]

you accidentally get isekai'd from the bsd universe to the genshin universe. Big problem for you? NOPE. WHY MAY YOU ASK?! BECAUSE NOTHING CHANGES. YOU GO FROM RANPO TO HEIZOU. ONE CRAZY SMART STUPIDLY LOVEABLY DETECTIVE WHO'D STALK YOU AND SLOWLY MAKE YOUR LIFE REVOLVE AROUND HIS TO AN UNHEALTHY DEGREE (to a point where if you arent with him every single second of every single day he might actually commit a crime even tho hes a detective. I mean whos gonna stop him? hes literally the best detective of his universe, if he wishes to cover up a crime nobody's ever going to uncover it. EVER.) TO ANOTHER- did i mention this is about yan!ranpo and heizou-? only difference? getting used to a whole new face and a whole new enviorment. Literally the only differences in your life now, and thats not including the kinks you have to get used to tho, but even so its still not much of a change-

LMAOOO imagine thinking you're safe for 0.5 seconds because you landed in a field that's very obviously not in bsd but then some prettyboy detective prances up to you and the nightmare begins all over again

[kaeyx]

was looking through your Poe tag and just realized Ranpo basically always encourages Poe if he doesn't realize something on his own (one of the somno asks w/ Poe, one of the older poe asks, etc...)

but y'know what else i can see Ranpo doing

if you three are hanging out together & it's painfully obvious you and Poe are desperate for each other but won't make a move. He'll "subtly" rile you both up until you have no choice but to fuck each other. Touching you a bit more than normal & whispering in your ear, sitting in Poe's lap saying he just feels affectionate, but refusing to sit still and keeps grinding on Poe, etc...

Once it happens, Ranpo just sits back and watches you two, getting off to it.

you're both too exhausted after that, but perhaps next time you three are hanging out together, you drag Ranpo in for 'revenge', putting him in Poe's lap while you ride him ...

Oooooh I like this one 👀 Ranpo getting both of you all hot and bothered then watching the show! Or maybe making Poe give him a handy because he's a princess and refuses to take care of himself if he can help it.

[kaeyx]

The Dazai\Chuuya\Fyodor ask about them being interested in the same person was interesting... so it got me thinking.. Dazai\Fyodor\Ranpo interested in the same person, this isn't a request btw, also love your writing💕

There might not be a clear winner here like with the first three, but there is a clear loser: Fyodor. You're telling me Dazai and Ranpo teaming up because they want the same person will be weaker than Fyodor? Wrong, he's dead. Actually Dazai and Ranpo miiiight be able to share? Maybe? Idk how they'd work together in a relationship but I see potential.

[kaeyx]

Catpoe and catranpo prolly got a friendly rivalry going on. Like yeah sure theyre okay with each other and catpoe is okay with catranpo being around you and like he TOLERATES sharing you with catranpo but they still try to one up each other in everything they do. Oh Ranpo caught you a mouse? well look! Poe got you a mouse AND a bird! Aren't you proud! Things like that. Oh and of course they have to see who gets more affection from you in a day, so they actively keep track of how much affection they get from you. You've given 6 ear scritches to Ranpo and let him sit on your lap 13 times today, why have you only given Poe 5 ear scritches and only invited him to sit on your lap 10 times! Has he done something wrong! Did Ranpo earn them! Is Ranpo cheating at their rivalry?! That kind of thing ♡ it's so annoying but so much fun-

Even better if you have no idea it's going on! You know they're competing because they suck at hiding it but you don't know just how in depth and detailed the competition is. Why are they counting out each individual spaghetti noodle you serve them????