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Between Kinn calling his dick a gun and an egg I live in fear of what godawful pun he’ll come up with next
#reconciling his corny ass pickup lines with my deep and abiding lust/love for him is a full-time job#imagine some enemy sends a spy to Porsche’s house and after witnessing that shit they’re like ‘lol I can’t fight him he’s too cringe’#how can a man be so embarrassing AND have absolutely unbelievable top of the shelf dick#kinnporsche#why don’t queue stay
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