#red spyper

[reinaldeisf0rd]

Very old doodles of some tf2 freaks and a very lanky merc who throws a jar of questionable lemonade at people.

[funky-freak-fortress]

I've wanted to do a Fake Screenshot thing for a while now. I'm not entirely sure about the direction I want to go with their story, though they for sure know each other

[hecu-official]

We hired RED Spyper to be a lookout while our teams swept EVO City, but now I think they're starting to regret that decision. The guy didn't sit down ONCE in the 12 hours it took to fully survey the city. When his main unit sat down for a break, he just.. stared. Commander Davies says he didn't see his chest move. Does he even breathe?

I saw him in the armory, he has these strange scars on his arms and hands...

[hearties-circus]

I know nothing about this cunt and never will but damn if he doesn't intrigue me

[witheon]

Oh yes, they both reached for the gun, the gun, the gun, the gun.

[taxiaan-jun]

Sketches of the Spy's diversity

[clown-college-honor-roll]

I need to do more of these

[slovo-kvnnt]

SHIPS OF TF2 FREAKSHOW WHOOOAA!

Hello, today I am going to propose names for the tf2 freakshow ships :D.

Red carves (Piss cakehole x CBS)

Amapolian Yellow blood (Painis cupcakes x polite spy)

Black berry (Ass.P x cBS)

Angelical sins (CPS x CBS)

Enemy lovers (Spyper x CBS)

Black red roses (CBS x Gtmspy)

White au-roses (CPS x Gtmspy)

Fantastic annoyance. (Armeni x FaG scout)

Armony in chaos (armeni x scoutit?)

Bangs n' bonks (Ass.p x Scoutit)

two birds love (Blind fem scout x radio scout)

no se que más, bye

[imagination-overreaction]

I've been really into Team Fortress Two lately, and seeing as I cannot get the Actual Fic Writing to go, I wanted to do a little character analysis thing as a silly, so here's my favorite tf2 pairings and how i think they'd act:

Soldier x Spy / Freedom Fries

This ship is utter chaos and honestly I love it. There's a lot of light, passive-aggressive bullying (from Spy) and a lot more heavy, just plain aggressive bullying (from Soldier) and they may seem like they want to kill each other at points. However, neither one of the two will hesistate to mow down anyone who threatens the other.

Spy is stuffy with how he shows affection, especially when there's witnesses. Maybe he moves past him a little too closely and brushes his hand on Soldier's arm as he does. Maybe he hides a small smile as he rolls his eyes at what idiotic thing his partner says. Maybe he doesn't immediately call Soldier stupid to his face when he really really wants to, because he's trying so hard. These quiet attempts at passive affection are ruined by Soldier being the antithesis of subtle, in every way imaginable.

Going off of how Soldier is with Zhanna in the comics, I wouldn't say Soldier is the most verbally affectionate person, but his constant antics and comments and death-defying combat skills would certainly help to pry Spy out of his shell just a little bit. I also think that Spy would teach him how to do a few openings on his butterfly knife. Soldier would get the quickdraw down, and possibly the basic opening. Jury's out on anything more complex than that.

Engineer x Medic / Science Party

Evil mad scientist x Morally questionable tech genius. There is no universe where this ship is bad. Well... it can end badly for other people if their forces combine, but that's how it is.

Long, coffee-filled nights in the lab, each one taking turns to listen to their partner's incomprehensible speeches full of science jargon. They nod, half understanding as the other points to different blueprints or medical diagrams, explaining concepts far beyond their own paygrade, and only mostly hold themselves back from interjecting about their own project that would go wonderfully with this one.

The night Engineer finally starts crashing from exhaustion he goes down to where Medic is in the lab and asks when he's coming to bed. Medic, being Medic, says some shit like "Oh no I don't sleep, I removed that part of my hypothalimus years ago."

Engineer says "Alright darlin', see you tomorrow," before kissing him on the head, going to bed, and not worrying about what a hypothalimus is nor how Medic is even still alive at this point.

Does Engineer somehow dodge Medic's request to be some sor tof test subject? Maybe, but there's the even higher possibility that Medic was requested to assist with Engineer's mechanical hand.

Heavy x Medic / Red Oktoberfest

What is there to say that hasn't been said already, by authors far better than i?

Evil mad scientist x All-too-willing test subject that could also crush this scientist like a bug if he chose (but he doesn't. He doesn't, because he loves this doctor). No notes, 10/10, moving on.

Sniper x Spy / Bloody Suit

Also called Spyper, which is the best ship name ever made imo.

Same Spy characterization as before, but instead of the extreme of Soldier it's the general curmudgeony attitude of Sniper. There's also a lot of bullying in this one, probably more than there is with Freedom Fries because Sniper is also not passive aggresive, he just likes to pick on Spy to get a rise out of him, and Spy likes to pick on Sniper to get a rise out of him, and so on and so forth until something is broken and they're either aggresively arguing or aggresively making out. Who's to say.

There's so many possible ships and honestly? I haven't seen a single one I could automatically dismiss (other than Scout/Spy, but Scout & Spy as a familial relationship is good). I wanna do more of these as I find more ships I like, obviously I didn't even mention anything with Demo, Pyro, or Scout, and I barely mentioned Heavy, but what can I say I'm biased <3

Part 2

[plushpyromoved]

Violently shaking you YOUR HCS SO ..REAL SO REAL AND TRUE .. but what are your opinions on spyper(or hcs)

yaaAY YAY yAy <- being shaken

spyper oh my spyper he is so nicey i love that he and intellegent heavy are bffz i also think itz really funny that he cant team kill also the fact that he waz able to beat cbs in a fight like !!!!!!!! thatz so cool!!! and that he and the red spy had a moment together where he said sorry for getting blood on hiz suit despite the fact that sniper doesnt care XD i like him so much hez definetly an underatted freak

i dont have many hcs for him yet im not very good at putting my thoughtz into wordz but here i made thiz just for u

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

Teufort Forlorn

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/48874108

by Fallingintotragedies

The meaningless battles between RED and BLU are forced to cease as a new threat emerges from the ashes of their conflicts; The Freaks. The two opposing forces join together as one as the Amaranth Association, working towards one goal - rid their land of the Freaks. As the new war commences, a far more sinister conspiracy is conceived, and the line between human and monster begins to blur for both sides.

Words: 15, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Characters: Christian Brutal Sniper (Kekas), gentlespy, Spyper (minifett), intelligent heavy - Character, Armeni, Fiammetta, Lord DeGroot, Nightmare medic, piss cakehole, Ass Pancakes (TheInvertedShadow), weaselcake, Original Team Fortress 2 Character(s), soupcock porkpie, dic soupcan, Vagineers (J16FOX2), demopan, scombine, soldine, dr schadenfreude, creepy medic, Seeman, Seeldier, snyphurr

Relationships: Heavy/Spy (Team Fortress 2)

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/48874108

[xilvaris]

angery red spyper momence

(hey you should totally join my freak fortress discord)

[funky-freak-fortress]

He's so babygirl💕

[presidentbungus]

just for reference: different Ships are not mutually exclusive. when I ship Science Party and I ship Red Oktoberfest, that does not mean they exist separately. Medic is canonically married to both Engy and Heavy, at the same time, thank you very much.

the only exception is Sniper/Spy and Sniper/Scout, because I wholeheartedly believe that the Sniper who would be willing to put up with Spy would NOT also put up with Scout and vice versa

[hearties-circus]

Wow red spyper really has no content

[silence--boy]