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kaypeace21 · 3 years

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Will and the car on fire (theories)

*this is just under the assumption this is Will in the pic and not some other character. Which is still very possible .

Why it could be Will (it's for sure possibly not)

But, most of the rebuttals saying it's not Will are iffy. Cause we really don't have much evidence to point to any 1 character. Like the hair counterargument: that the hair is too long to be Will's .Will's s4 body double has a similar hair tuff on the back of his neck. And we know st uses camera shots of the back of Will's neck/silouette ,in past seasons . So doing so here could make sense. And Will of course is the most associated with fire: using fireball for Will the wise in s1 (3 times), the will the wise drawing from s2 had flames on his cloak, Will being being burned in s2,etc.

So...Will looking at lightning. And (Will?) looking at fire. Both have a dark full body sillhouete and red in the forefront .

We also see this character is possibly wearing a watch like Will?

And i've been hearing this a lot here ... but southern california (where the Byers are) does have a lot of trees lol. Not sure why people think otherwise.But, regardless a trip from cali to Hawkins would most certainly have some forrest.

*Also, any movies I’ll be mentioning (in the theories , below) were stated to be inspiration for ST.

So theories...

Theory 1) It's Joyce's car ( and it was rigged to explode/look like an accident by Brenner or Lonnie). And Will wasn't there but sees it in a nightmare cause it's already happened/or it's a dream vision of the future.

Evidence: CAR TROUBLES: Joyce’s car model was infamous for exploding in car accidents-being sued by the state of Indianna before the start of the series. We also have Alexi tell murray about a way to cause cars to explode-and turn people into dust (and make it look like an accident). Brenner’s name means “to burn” and he already hurt 1 mother to keep a subject -so not out of the realm of possibilities for him to hurt Joyce (and make it look like an accident to try and get Will and or el).

In s3, we have Jonathan and Hopper try and fix the car-and after this cars explode with people inside. Jonathan lifts the car hood- and notices someone rigged nancy’s car . Than, right after,Billy’s car lights on fire with him inside. With Hopper (he also lifts the car hood) and joyce barely escapes the lit car (but she may not be so lucky next time).

We also have Joyce tell Will 3x she’s going to be ok... which is a bit overkill if she will be OK ...

And, notice during the hoodlift we see Will observing- which is similar to Alexi watching and warning them before hand that the car (with Joyce inside) will explode. So it’s possible foreshadowing since Will may predict the future and was was paralleled to Alexi.Alexi ‘can we watch lonnie toons now?. Will : can we play d&d now?

movie inspos:

It’s hinted s4 will be around Will’s b day: In gilbert grape- Arnie after his b day, has his mom die, and a fire was stagged that lit his mom on fire. ( Before this,Arnie was also raised by his older brother Gilbert cause his dad wasn’t around). stoker- kid’s parent dies in staged car ‘accident’ on her bday (this allows ab*sive relative closer to kid-since dead parent banned him from seeing kid). The kid was taught how to hunt, by dad. And is also a painter and bullied at school (like Will). what dreams may come-painter blames themselves for fam dying in freak car accident- the relative was getting a present for them when it happened. so they blame themselves. The descent- also had (right before a b day, the main character’s fam dying in a car accident) .And the sole survivor/family member of the deceased hallucinates a shadow chasing her in a empty hospital hall. Get out-photographer (jonathan)blames himself for mother dying in car accident.

There’s also a lot of other films where the kid (for no logical reason) blames themselves for their mom’s/parent’s death: goodson, dream catcher, analyse this,etc. Of course ... this could simply relate to max and el having survivors guilt after the mall killed their family members (in a fake ‘mall fire’). However, a fake out fire causing family to die (in s3) could be foreshadowing for it actually happening in s4?

rigged car explosions: scarface -have guys try and bomb a car with kids and parent inside. backdraft -guy raised by older brother had 1 parent die in explosion and sees the freak explosion occur- later in the film someone rigs a car to explode and masks it as a freak car accident. Same thing occurs in godfather- he sees family member die in rigged car explosion. The dark knight- rigs car to explode. batman v superman- calls superman a demon and says they need to burn the witch that bore him (aka his mom).

dreams (if in the past): Never ending story (reffed in s3)- starts with kid with bowl cut saying he had another dream about his mother who died. Peanut butter solution- kid has visions in dreams about people he knew who died in fire. this next movie (emily rose) is said to be Joyce byers inspo according to Winona - has (kid with 2 personalities) have nightmares from the past of her and her mother burning in a car fire. while screaming/sleep walking she burns windows with her hands -accidentally using her powers. Some people suspect the videogame “life is strange’ is show inspo too- it has character named max caufield with a ‘never maxine rule’, etc. Anyways in the game prequel queer chloe, who plays d&d, would have dreams/nightmares of her nice parent’s car accident . Despite , chloe not being present for the car accident. After the parent’s death, she’s stuck with her mean step dad.

dreams (if predicting the future): Will says in s3 Will the wise can see into the future. We also see Will/Will the wise via a dream predict Hopper was in danger-saying to Joyce “he’s going to die”. In ‘12 monkeys’ and ‘Rebel Robin st novel’ they mention the myth of cassandra- who could make accurate future prophecies , but was cursed to never be believed by those she warned. In 12 monkeys- he tries warning others of a dreaded event in future- and it’s dismissed as him being mentally ill. Since, Will’s other abilities were dismissed as his ptsd in s2-and with the Byers fam having a family history of mental illness (they may not believe him over such a prediction). In ‘the ring’-the movie opens with the guardian saying the boy is drawing the car accident that killed his mom -as a psychological coping mechanism. Only for the teacher to say he made that drawing before his mother’s death (and it’s revealed later the boy is psychic). Terminator 2- sarah conner says she is having future visions, which include explosions, and everyone dismisses it as her being schizophrenic. Like how in s2 a scientist said about Will “let’s see if this boy is a wizard or a schizo”.

If joyce survives the accident she may be hospitlized (and unable to have legal custody). In black swan the girl (with 2 personas) -blames herself for what happened to Winona Ryder’s character (who is in a coma after a car accident. They had had a verbal fight before the accident). In girl with the dragon tattoo- the main character (who is compared to a phoenix and dragon) has 1 parent burned in a fire- and after this her kind guardian is hospitilized so they can no longer take care of her- and she is placed with an ab*sive foster dad (who resembles her bio dad). If Joyce was in a coma - it would further parallel her to terry- and be another willel parallel.

if dead: Tokyodrift- mom loses custody, and dad who is a mechanic and abandoned the family years ago, later gets custody. Super 8-mom dies in freak accident- douche dad gets custody. Book of henry-mom dies pre-film, ab*sive dad got custody. Outsiders- parents die in car wreck, relative gets custody of teen who he slaps etc.In black swan-girl who blames herself for Winona’s accident is stuck living with ab*sive parent. good son- mom dies, stuck with violent and manipulative relative after this.

Of course-joyce may be fine. And Lonnie may just visit for Will’s b-day and ruin shit that way.

Theory 2) It's an undercover government car that Will uses his powers against in self defense... or in anger after they hurt someone he loves.

Evidence:

Joyce about ‘Will the wise’: If he’s so wise, why does he need the fireballs? Why can’t he just outsmart the bad guys? Will: cause the bad guys are smart too. Joyce: so he needs the fireballs? Will: Yeah, to burn them to a crisp.

* the fact-this flashback happens at a funeral of a Byers, could also be narratively significant as foreshadowing.

Gov agents in s1 are called “the bad-men” so Will may use fireball on “the bad-guys”(government agents) . Fire has been used on all the other adversaries relating to the upsidedown-so why not the gov agents (aka human villains) next? 2 movies on the inspo list caught my attention: firestarter & carrie (which are both stephen king adaptions with psychic kids who have fire abilities).

Firestarter- she has pyrokineseis (firepowers) . And unlike every other psychic in the film- she is the only psychic that doesn't get nose bleeds (aka mini brain hemorages) from using her powers (Will). We know el and kali gets nose bleeds.

(Anger): She only unleashes her fire abilities on gov agents after they kill her parent...

*And uses a literal “fireball” on them.

Could also be another willel parallel. kali about the US gov:" They took your mother away from you!" El str*ngles man from gov agency that incapacitated her mom . El before str*ngling him: " you hurt mama".

(self defense): While in carrie she kills people who tried to run her over with a car. And causes the car to explode.

Also, in s3 Steve does technically cause a car to explode to protect Nancy from being run over by a car (so maybe foreshadowing?). I believe, tumblr user ‘bran-who-writes-theoretically” was the first to point out the Carrie/car on fire parallel.

* This car scene could also be added to the list of Willel parallels. El in s1 uses her powers to flip a government-car upside down. And looks back at it. And it’s a ref to the film Et. So Will causing a government -car to explode and flip upsidedown (referencing carrie) could be a parallel.

Of course El flipped over a car in s3 to attack the Soviet agents and protect her friends too ( right before losing her powers). Sort of like Steve using his car as a weapon in s3 to protect his friends. so who knows, if not Will, maybe El (wearing a ponytail) got her telekenesis back and she flips the car and it explodes ? To be honest, I just find this explanation too boring, cliche, and predictable. And I still hypothosize the mindflayer took her telekensis (but not her other powers). Since in d&d mindflayers have ‘mage hand’ (what el is called) and ‘telekenesis’/ along with the ability to steal powers from other life forms. But, we’ll see...

Theory 3) The car flips (maybe caused by a deer jumping in the road) and it blows up after the crash- with Joyce inside. And maybe Jonathan survives it/ Will wasn’t there but had a nightmare /vision about it?

Evidence: in s1 Jonathan sees a dead deer that was hit by a car. This could be symbolic : because it related to Jonathan mentioning the hunting story with his dad and how he cried for a week cause he liked the film Bambi. Which in the film : Bambi (a deer) has his mother k*lled. And after his mother’s death, he’s taken in by his douchey dad who was M.I.A for most of his life ,until his mom passed away. And the hunters are the bad guys in the film . In ‘get out’ the photographer , Chris,blames himself for his mother dying in a car accident - and he sees a dead deer hit by a car -and the dying deer was used to symbolize the guilt he has over his mother’s death. in ‘the long kiss goodnight’ a character is driving home with a friend- they swerve and hit a deer and 1 of them is ejected from the car into the forrest. But their friend is unconscious in the car and it quickly explodes on the road. The survivor turns and sees the car in flames- disoriented they stumble and kill the dying deer. And it’s left ambiguous if they were helping the deer end it’s pain or if it was vengeful-hunting (since it caused the car accident that killed their friend). Cause their face was emotionless from shock.

Even in the st novel "suspicious minds' rabbits- like jonathan was forced to kill on the hunting trip with his dad (around his b-day) represented the bond between mother and child.And the mother sacrificing herself for the baby-to not get k*lled (by Brenner).

-so maybe?? jonathan before he gets the pizza job/car (may have his car break down , like hinted it would in s3).

So him and Joyce share the car (once his car stops working) and the accident happens while Jonathan is behind the wheel -with Joyce. And after this he gets the job at surfer boy pizza. Billy was a surfer boy and that memory was used to think about his mother who is no longer around (once he's stuck with his ab*sive dad after moving away from Cali). While Jonathan moved to Cali after his mom passed-maybe stuck with Lonnie.Jonathan's actor in recent pics has a blonde mullet - which sort of resembles joyce/Billy's og hair. This may be why he starts doing dr*gs - which is pretty out of character for him- but it could be a coping mechanism(like in the s4 films). One of many examples was 'enter the void'- the older brother was surrogate parent to their lil sibling and after a car accident k*lls his parents , he starts doing dr*gs to cope. Also ‘hunger games’ was on the list- and Katniss (who was a surrogate parent to her litle sibling, like Jonathan is to Will) in the sequel, saw her family die in an explosion. And it really broke her emotionally.

I've mentioned this before but Billy is used to parallel and foil Will and Jonathan. And it may be more than a ... what if Lonnie had custody scenario. But to show how Lonnie (like most ab*sers) will later bring out the worst in the kids (once he does have custody). Like how s3 has Will mimick lonnie with the baseball bat (and we see in s3 Billy being bullied by his dad to play baseball and flashbacks showing him mimicking Neil). I've also discussed how there's a theme with pretty much every character mimicking their parent- for better or worse.

Killing a deer would certainly hint at Jonathan's possible character regression (and mimicking Lonnie to a certain extent). if he not only blames himself for Joyce's death. But is also stuck with his ab*ser.

The animal k*lling motif , and after that, mimicking an a b*sive father is already shown with el. Brenner , in s1,tried to make her k*ll a cat (using her powers) and she refused (similar to the s1 rabbit hunting story of Lonnie forcing Jonathan to k*ll a rabbit ). But in s2, she uses her powers to k*ll a squirrel (and like a deer- it's typical hunting game). Than in s3 el does literally everything Brenner ever asked of her- she spies on people and repeats the words back (like brenner told her to do), she becomes a weapon to ‘fight the commies’ (which was said to be the reason he k*dnapped her in the first place), and when looking into the void to see the mf (she mirrors the words brenner told her - when he made her go into the void to face the demogorgan).

And some s4 movies are literally about being trapped in a house with your ab*ser and slowly losing your mind because of the ab*se and gaslighting- lighthouse , black swan , good son, are prime examples. But movies like scar face , girl with the dragon tattoo, and book of Henry touch on this theme a bit as well. And ordinary people- is about a guy who survived a vehicular accident but his relative in the same accident didn't- and it causes him alot of issues /survivor's guilt.

The shadowy figure could just be Will in the shot - seeing it in a dream before or after it happens?

Theory 4) Will sees a future vision or has his ’now memories’ of someone else's car.

Evidence: i guess the s4 shot parallels El (in s3) spying on Billy while he’s hurting Heather. During that spying scene: the shot is of El near Billy's car. So it’s possibly a diff willel parallel?

If not Will. Who knows ...if El’s telekenesis is gone maybe her spying abilities strengthened and look different because of it (and now she can see background details)?

Theory 5) it's Lonnie's car and Will escapes from the trunk and uses his powers in self defense

Evidence: I’m pretty iffy on this one. This goes back to how people suspected Lonnie took Will in s1 (and could be foreshadowing). Even the recent rebel robin book-has characters say Lonnie probably took Will. Jonathan suspected Will may be at Lonnie’s - so checks Lonnie’s car trunk (to see if Will is there). We also see how the mf in s3, knocked people out by dr*gs/str*ngulation, ties them up, and throws them in a trunk (to k*dnap them). Or how the cops raided jonathan’s trunk- which had stuff to track the demogorgan (and the demogorgan parallels Lonnie) . And after looking in Jonathan’s trunk-they suspected something fishy is going on.

*heather was described as “another me” by Will- who was thrown in the trunk.

movies: “tangled” was on the s4 list- and had an ab*sive parent later try and kidnap their kid ,and that parent ends up dying. in girl with the dragon tattoo (the girl associated with dragons & phoenixes- lights her ab*sive bio dad on fire. In ‘drop dead fred’ (girl who is in love with childhood friend, named Mikey, who she met at age 5) lights a imaginary version of her ab*sive parent on fire - while in a trippy memory world. Chrissy accidentally lights her ab*sive relative (nickname “daddy”) on fire in self defense- in a trippy hell memory scape. in ‘long kiss goodnight- the girl with 2 personalities (Will/will the wise) was kidnapped and put in a trunk and escapes by jumping into a quarry. Not sure if that could relate to a flashback or something else? like in ‘don’t breath’ the older sibling who essentially was a surrogate parent to the younger sibling-mentions how their dad left the family, and her parent would throw her in the trunk for hours as a punishment.

#will byers #jonathan byers #joyce byers #el hopper #stranger things #stranger things theory

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wind0wg0blin · 6 years

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Scarface being spechless when a human co worker asks how his day was and is actually interested in listening? (Lets say humans and preds finally work together au)

Scarface was used to being ignored and outcasted by all who crossed his path. Despite having accomplished the impossible he was still looked upon as a disgrace for losing a fight, instead of wearing his scars with pride he wore them with shame.

Today had started out no different than any other, he had out on a false sense of pride and went about his day on the space station. Aliens of all kinds conglomerated at this international gateway, though despite this wide variety of species Scarface still toward above them. The sea of bustling individuals parted before him as he strode towards his destination. Despite his cool exterior he still noticed the many grimaces he received as he walked past or sneers from other yautja who believed themselves better than him.

Soon Scarface arrived at his destination a sigh of relief escaping him as he visibly relaxed pushing his way into the locker rooms. Here at the training facilities he didnt have to hide or take any unwanted looks. Here he could be the monster everyone believed him to be.

Tearing off his shirt and armor Scarface practically ran out into the arena happy to find others his size in the ring. As he walked up a small human was in the ring with a yautja he had seen before. All Scarface could remember of the green tinted yautja was that he was a real asshole and a poor sportsman.

Scarface waited patiently for the small human to exit the ring so a fight could start but when the human walked forward and took a stance his heart almost stopped from the sight of it all. What a lunatic this pipsqueak must be! Scarface huffed as he now leaned forward already knowing the outcome but excited for the spectacle.

The yautja who was the ref chuckled as he motioned for the fight to being and everyone watched in disbelief as he human side stepped and blew out the fools knees sending him flat on his face. Before he could right himself the human grabbed his dreads and pulled so his head was as far back as it would go. The yautjas in the crowd winced and rubbed at their own dreadlocks knowing the pain he was going through. With the small humans knee firmly planted between the yautjas shoulder blades, Round one went to the human.

By now a crowd has been drawn to see the ass whooping of a century as the human wordlessly put an end to their opponents ego. Though as the final round drew near Scarface saw the yautja making odd motions to someone off to the side who nodded. ‘Delightful’ Scarface thought as he moved to follow the delinquent.

He paid no mind to the final fight instead watching for what they had been plotting. Scarface was about a meter away when the fool charged having waited for the human to come towards his side of the arena. Scarface lunged forward body slamming the trouble maker to the ground. Scarface jumoed back surprised as the green yautja who had been in the ring moments ago was thrown out and onto his winded friend.

“Thanks for the help.” Glancing up to the ring Scarface was met by the bruised and sweaty yet none the less smiling face of the small human who had just took a yautja in hand to hand combat. Scarface not knowing how to respond nodded slowly.

As the crowd began to disperse Scarface stayed behind only for the human to motion for him to follow as they both wandered over to an open bench and took a seat. It was quite comical to see Scarface take up 80% of the space as he had to spread out his legs to fit while the human turned sideways to face him their legs criss-crossed before them.

Scarface’s eyes widened in shock as he was suddenly berated with questions from the human whose eyes seemed to sparkle when they looked at him. Turned out the human had been an admirer of his fighting style for some time and greatly wished to learn. Scarface slightly embarrassed took the humans compliments and praise at face value not needing to get himself involved in something he wasn’t ready for. Though as the conversation deepened to something more than idle chatter Scarface felt himself grow fond of the small human.

Around this human he had forgotten of his previous plights and enjoyed himself. While the others looked at him it was no longer in disgust but in awe as he was with the top dog now. Though Scarface easily saw past that exterior as you now whispered to him about your favorite earth films and whether or not he would be interested in seeing them as well.

Wait wait wait a second… So lost in his own thoughts Scarface almost missed out on how you had just asked him on a movie date…. In your private quarters. He watched your face for a moment before nodding. That smile of yours came out again as you gave him your room number before dismissing yourself as you headed off for some “pizza”.

There was no way Scarface was practicing after that encounter. So instead he headed home needing to do some research on human customs and a cold shower for other reasons.

[I know you wanted headcannons but I wanted to vent and I do so by writing random bullshit yeet]

#scarface predator #yautja imagines #yautja x reader #yautja #yautja boyfriend #yautja headcanons #predator x reader #predator #predator x human #drabble

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Martin Bregman has passed away at age 92, his widow Cornelia told Chuck Scarborough

Bregman died of a cerebral hemorrhage around 6 p.m. on Saturday, his widow said

Bregman produced a myriad of films, including “Scarface,” “Serpico,” and “Dog Day Afternoon”

Martin Bregman, the movie producer behind films like “Scarface” and “Sea of Love,” has passed away at age 92.

Bregman, who was born in 1926, died of a cerebral hemorrhage around 6 p.m. on Saturday, his widow Cornelia told News 4’s Chuck Scarborough.

In addition to “Scarface,” which became a cult classic and garnered a Golden Globe nomination for its star Al Pacino, Bregman produced the Pacino-starring 1973 crime drama “Serpico,” the 1975 film “Dog Day Afternoon,” which won the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay, and “The Four Seasons” starring Alan Alda and Carol Burnett, among a myriad of other films.

Pacino has given credit to Bregman for his big break in Hollywood.

“Martin Bregman discovered me off Broadway…. And that’s why I’m here. I owe it to Marty, I really do,” the actor said during a 2011 panel for Scarface’s Blu-ray launch.

Bregman’s funeral will be private, his widow told Scarborough.

The post ‘Scarface’ Producer Martin Bregman Dies at Age 92 appeared first on HS NEWS.

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Ferzan Özpetek

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Kartal Tibet

Lütfi Ömer Akad

Kızılırmak Karakoyun

Vesikalı Yarim

Gelin

Diyet

Düğün

Memduh Ün

Metin Erksan

Sevmek Zamanı

Susuz Yaz

Kuyu

Muhsin Ertuğrul

Natuk Baytan

Nesli Çölgeçen

Nuri Bilge Ceylan

Kış Uykusu

Bir Zamanlar Anadolu'da

Uzak

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Mayıs Sıkıntısı

İklimler

Kasaba

Ahlat Ağacı

Koza

Onur Ünlü

Orhan Elmas

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Ömer Kavur

Özcan Alper

Reha Erdem

Semih Kaplanoğlu

Serdar Akar

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Çoğunluk

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Tayfun Pirselimoğlu

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Yavuz Turgul

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33 Creative Insults to Intellectually Insult Someone with Sarcasm

Despite being taught early to not say mean words to others, most cultures have a great wealth of creative insults meant to make the next fellow feel bad.

If you think creative insults are a relatively modern invention, try visiting an ancient Roman ruin. You’ll be surprised at what some of the graffiti there has to say about Lucius’ poor mother.

Insults go way back. Most of these usually involve rude comments toward certain female relatives and anatomical parts of the insulted. As you see, little has changed with insults from back then like our “Yo’ Momma” quips which are getting a little too old. To stay ahead of the conflict-escalating banter, fire wittier and more creative comebacks sure to bring on the hurt. Good thing the English language provides.

Warning: the words and phrases listed below are not meant to be used in polite conversation.

On using creative insults for insulting intelligence

Because dropping “stupid” or “idiot” is way too bland, here are some longer derivations of that word to call someone with perceived inferior mental capacity.

#1 “You severely lack brain matter that you’ll float on water.” Not only that it rhymes, it also means you’ve got an empty space somewhere between the ears enough to gain buoyancy.

#2 “I’d insult you, but then I’ll have to explain it afterwards so never mind.” A meta-insult implying the insultee’s incapacity to understand insults.

#3 “I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain it to you.” This can be used in place of “We don’t accept resumes written in crayon.”

#4 “In what way are your parents related to each other?”

#5 “You know nothing. In fact, you know less than nothing because if you knew that you knew nothing that would be something.”

#6 “I expected an intellectual conversation but it seems there’s no one around to have that with.”

[Read: 12 types of humor and how it affects the people around you]

On insulting another person’s appearance

Probably the oldest inspiration for insults is to poke fun at the other person’s unfortunate physical appearance.

#7 “Don’t ever wear a burlap sack on your head, people won’t be able to tell where the sack started and where your face ended.”

#8 “You won’t be able to get a dime prostitute on half-price day”

#9 “Nice face. I bet you’ll look good on radio”

#10 “What do you use as a contraceptive? Your face?”

#11 “When God rained beauty all over his creations, you probably were holding an umbrella.”

#12 “Did you use a mud puddle for a mirror this morning?”

[Read: Smartass quotes: 48 smart and sarcastic lines that kick ass]

For just plain hatred

Meant for people whose existence gives you the urge to commit homicide; or at least get really creatively foul-mouthed.

#13 “You are the poster child for the importance of keeping abortion legal.”

#14 “Your birth certificate is a letter of apology from a condom manufacturer.”

#15 “I’d call you a cunt, but you lack warmth and depth.”

#16 “The best part of you ran down your mother’s leg”

#17 “There are a million words in the English language and there’s no such way to combine them to describe how much I want to beat you with a chair.”

#18 “Your asshole must be so jealous of your mouth from all the shit it’s been spewing.”

[Read: 13 grownup ways to deal with mean people]

Creative insults from movies and TV shows

If you can’t make up your own, it won’t hurt to borrow from fiction. British comedy in fact has a wealth of eloquent yet politically-incorrect quips that you could use if the situation requires it.

#19 “You’re an inanimate, f*cking object!” – In Bruges (2008)

#20 “You’re just the afterbirth, Eli, slithered out on your mother’s filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantelpiece.” – There Will Be Blood (2007)

#21 “Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, you’d be the last thing I’d ever f*ck.” – Scarface (1983)

#22 “You’re somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you’re really thirsty. But, in your case, I’ll make an exception.” – Con-Air (1997)

#23 “You know what, Mom, you know what I’m going to get you next Christmas? A big wooden cross, so every time you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.” – The Ref (1994)

#24 “You’re a cunt. You’re a cunt now, you’ve always been a cunt, and the only thing that’s gonna change is you’re gonna become an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.” – In Bruges (2008)

#25 “Jesus Christ, see you… You’re a f*cking omnishambles, that’s what you are. You’re like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you f*ck up.” – Malcom Tucker, The Thick of It

#26 “He’s absolutely useless. He’s as useless as a marzipan dildo.” – In the Loop (2009)

#27 “I’d love to stop and chat to you, but I’d rather have Type 2 diabetes.” – In the Loop (2009)

#28 “The guy is an epic f*ck-up. He’s so dense that light bends around him.” – Malcom Tucker, The Thick of It

#29 “You’re about as funny as a blind toddler in a f*cking minefield.” – In the Loop (2009)

#30 “Your brain for example–is so minute, Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn’t be enough to cover a small water biscuit.” – Blackadder

#31 “The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed, hasn’t he, Perce?” – Blackadder

#32 “It’s so dirty, it would be unacceptable to a dung beetle who had lost interest in its career and really let itself go.” – Blackadder [Read: 101 aweseomely good comebacks for every occasion]

#33 “Now, the sort of person we’re looking for is an aggressive lout with the intelligence of a four-year-old and the sexual sophistication of a donkey.” – Blackadder

[Read: Backhanded compliment: How to react kindly or give back in kind]

Creative insults can be funny and at times worthy of admiration. Of course, as long as the insult is not directed towards you. Use it wisely.

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