#regis broke stereotypes he shattered that silver ceiling.

[hanzajesthanza]

it is true that regis is a vampire, but baptism of fire is like the least vampire vampire media.

there’s no turning (vampires are a species) there’s no forever-youth (middle aged) there’s no biting (not gonna) there’s no hunting (no such thing as vampire hunters) there’s no burning in the sun (can’t) there’s no christianity (based) there’s no inviting in (he invites them in) there’s no water barriers (river barge) there’s no vampire society (don’t have one) there’s no extravagant balls (they’re disorganized)

there’s not even any drinking blood ‘cause the cunt’s dry as a stone. respect

you get one long monologue about how all of this is bullshit fabricated by human society who are too scared of their own dicks to act normally. psycho-fuckin-analyzed