#regular show x tf2

[jrjeremy]

mordecout rigbier⁉️⁉️‼️‼️‼️

[yeeters-muse-archive]

Muse Bio’s

Incomplete Tags

research pending: haven’t gotten to reseaching the character to do them justice in asks or rps

denial of research: In some way or another such as overwhelming amounts of research needed, I can refuse to do research and try and do asks with them the best I can. Just don’t ask about anything in terms of their world.

reference image: basically what it says on the tin. I normally try finding ones that have the character fat, but not with ones with this tag on them

reaction images: This only has happened to two of my OC muses. This is due to them being very gimmicky in nature. It’s because of this that I have to refrain from using them.

List is shown below. Have fun! ^v^

Original cast:

Kasandra, from Xenoblade Chronicles 2= Incomplete (reference image)

Fuyumi Todoroki, from My Hero Academia = Here

Bea, from Pokemon Sword and Shield = Here

Melony, from Pokemon Sword and Shield = Here

Zinnia, from Pokemon ORAS = Incomplete (research pending)

Mannequin, an OC = Here

Yugaami, an OC = Here

Elma, from Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid = Here

Modeus, from Helltaker = Here

Muse Recruitment 1

Samus Aran, from Metroid = Here

Nessa, from Pokemon Sword and Shield = Here

Tifa Lockhart, from FFVII = Here

Cynthia, from Pokemon Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, Brilliant Diamond, and Shining Pearl = Here

Yu Takeyama (Mount Lady,) from My Hero Academia = Here

Rumi Usagiyama (Miruko,) from My Hero Academia = Incomplete (research pending)

Muse Recruitment: Males

Lavernius Tucker, from Red vs Blue = Incomplete (denial of research)

Kyojuro Rengoku, from Demon Slayer = Here

The Scout, from TF2 = Incomplete (reference image)

Astolfo = Incomplete (denial of research)

Milo, from Pokemon Sword and Shield = Here

Shulk, from Xenoblade Chronicles = Here

Muse Recruitment: Furries

Isabelle, from Animal Crossing = Here

The Cheetah, from the DC Animated Universe = Here

Lola Bunny, from Loony Tunes = Here

Vanilla the Rabbit, from Sonic the Hedgehog = Here

Rouge the Bat, from Sonic the Hedgehog = Here

Margaret, from Regular Show by Cartoon Network = Incomplete (research pending)

Muse Recruitment: Original OCs

Gabriella Teho, an OC = Here

Avery Salazar, an OC = Incomplete (reaction images)

Trish⍺, an OC = Incomplete (reaction images)

Tristin Baker, an OC = Here

Ashlee Philips, an OC = Here

Retta ‘Whale’ Joshua = Here

Muse: Recruitment: Mun’s Choices

Mio, from Xenoblade Chronicles = Here

Steve Tholomule, from The Owl House = Incomplete (reference image, research pending)

Melissa Shield, from My Hero Academia = Incomplete (research pending)

Arezu, from Pokemon Legends Arceus = Here

Yor ‘Briar’ Forger, from Spy x Family = Here

Grusha, from Pokemon Scarlet and Violet = Here

Muse Recruitment: Villains

Monika, from Doki Doki Literature Club = Here

Jessie, from the Pokemon Anime = Here

Lust from Full Metal Alchemist / Brotherhood = Incomplete (research pending)

Android 21, from Dragon Ball Fighterz = Here

Lady Dimitrescu, from Resident Evil Village = Here

Charmcaster, from Ben 10 = Incomplete (research pending, reference image)

Muse Recruitment: Milfs

Sadayo Kawakami, from Persona 5 = Here

Rosalina, from Super Mario = Here

Chi-Chi, from Dragon Ball = Here

Nemuri Kayama (Midnight,) from My Hero Academia = Here

Akane ‘Sato’ Taylor, an OC = Here

Baiken, from Guilty Gear = Here

Muse Recruitment: Muscles

Bria Hancock, an OC = Here

Hilda Valentine Goneril, from Fire Emblem: Three Houses = Incomplete (research pending, reference image)

Mikasa Akerman, from Attack on Titan = Incomplete (research pending, reference image)

Nana Shimura, from My Hero Academia = Here

Hildryn, from Warframe = Here

Chun Li, from Street Fighter = Here

Muse Recruitment: Indie

Natsuki, from Doki Doki Literature Club = Here

The Dryad, from Terraria = Here

Neon Red, from Neon White = Here

Miriam, from Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night = Here

Julianne “Jill” Stingray from VA-11 Hall-A = Here

Abigail, from Stardew Valley = Here

Muse Recruitment: J/RPGs

Mesa, from Warframe = Here

Pyra, from Xenoblade Chronicles 2 = Here

Purah, from The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom = Here

Mad Moxxi, from Boarderlands = Here

Hinako Kujou, from Devil Survivor 2 = Here

Sheena Fujibayashi, from Tales of Symphonia = Here

Muse Recruitment: Pokemon Trainers

Klara, from Pokemon The Isle of Armor = Here

Shelly, from Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire = Here

Drasna, from Pokemon X and Y = Here

Sonia, from Pokemon Sword and Shield = Here

Professor Sada, from Pokemon Scarlet and Violet = Here

Skyla, from Pokemon Black, White, Black 2, and White 2 = Here

Muse Recruitment: Males Round 2

Shadow the Hedgehog, from Sonic the Hedgehog = Here

Juan Teho, an OC = Here

Noah, from Xenoblade Chronicles 3 = Here

Kakashi Hatake, from Naruto = Here

Raiden, from the Metal Gear Franchise = Incomplete (research pending)

Kratos, from the God of War Franchise = Incompete (research pending, reference image)

Muse Recruitment: Super Smash Brothers

Shantae from the Shantae franchise = Here

“Cereza” Bayonetta from the Bayonetta franchise = Here

Wii Fit Trainer from the WiiFit series = Here

Mythra from Xenoblade Chronicles 2 = Here

Princess Zelda from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom = Here

Lady Palutena from the Kid Icarus franchise = Here

Special Reward Muses (Muses added for people who help me with problems I announce:)

Mitsuru Kirijo, from Persona 3 = Here

[phobiadeficient]

Hey! First of all tell ya that holyfcknshit your writing gives me life! Like, ugh, youre my fckn fave writer!!! Aaaand this is my first request!: Transboy!Scout x Sniper x Demo! Maybe a little hurt/comfort centered on Scout? I just rlly love this three guys together!! Anything with them makes me happy! And your writing with this ship? Ugh ill be in heaven!! You dont have to do it if u dont like or arent comfy with it, tho! Thanks for letting us read your wonderful works!!

can you imagine being scout tf2 in this situation? “yeah im getting a little dysphoria guess i’ll talk to my two hot boyfriends abt it” like can you Imagine

(warnings for discussion of dysphoria and non-graphic PIV sex, i understand that not all trans men are comfortable with that but when i headcanon scout as trans i also tend to headcanon him not being particularly prone to most kinds of body dysphoria and having a generally positive self-image overall. just wanted to be clear on that)

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Overall, Scout felt pretty nice. With his two guys, fresh off of dinner and just a little bit buzzed, squished between the two of them all cozy and stuff, and Sniper was playing with his hair and Demo was telling some story about a dumb kid he knew in school and stuff was overall just real nice.

And of course his stupid brain had to come along and ruin it by making him think about sad shit.

They were in Demo’s room since he was the only one of them who was smart enough to get a big mattress. Scout had Sniper’s arm just sort of thrown over across him, he and Demo’s hands intertwined on Scout’s stomach, and he just kinda looked at them for a minute. He thought it was kinda neat just seeing all the little details there, how Demo kept his hands cleaner but his nails were longer, Sniper’s clipped way short but still just a bit dusty. Or maybe that was just his callouses and some weird tanning sort of thing going on, who could say? Demo’s hands always kind of ran warm, and Sniper’s always kind of ran chilly, and Scout would go way warm or cold depending on the day, super susceptible to temperature because he was such a skinny little fuck.

Maybe that’s what he was staring about. Looking at their arms, it was made all the more clear how much scrawnier Scout was. It wasn’t even like Sniper was a particularly buff guy, he could be described as “in-shape” at best, but he was still just... bigger than Scout.

And the other thing, he realized, was that man, Demo and Sniper were both pretty fuzzy dudes. Hair on their arms and legs and all across their chests, Demo with a pretty nice beard and Sniper with almost a beard on accident.

Wham, just like that, like a bat to the temple, self-consciousness, self-doubt. Because that was just one of those little tiny things that Scout would get super insecure about all the goddamn time. Just the little tiny differences. Like the slightly different jaw, the slightly longer eyelashes, the slightly different build. And Scout was lucky, he knew that, because he was tall, and he knew how to work out to build his muscles so he could pass pretty easily in that regard, and his chest wasn’t anything to brag about to start with let alone when he started binding.

But the lack of facial hair, and the hair everywhere else on his body being kind of pale and nothing, and his scrawnier arms, it just...

He exhaled slowly, letting his eyes fall closed. Okay, he needed to slow down and take a breath. Here he was, squished between his two favorite guys on the planet, and who just so happened to be willing to date him and sleep with him on a regular basis, and who were also really hot, and he was getting all up in his own head over nothing. It was dumb. He needed to quit it.

But his brain kept cycling him through it, again and again, and it was Sniper who eventually pulled him out of it.

At some point he’d started playing with the hair on Sniper’s arm, just sort of fiddling, pushing his fingertips across his forearm idly, and Sniper tilted his head to watch him do so. That made Scout suddenly aware that he was doing it, and he faltered for a second, but he continued anyways, even as it made his thoughts a little harder to ignore when doing it consciously.

“One day, love,” Sniper said quietly, and Scout looked up at him, a little wide-eyed with surprise. Sniper smiled a little. “You’ve been doing that for about twenty minutes and staring off into space like you’re waiting for your spouse to come back from the war, love, it was a pretty easy guess to make,” he elaborated.

Scout looked back down and away. Chewed on his lip and his words.

“Is it, like,” Scout started, and had to pause for a second to think of how to word it right. “Is it ever,

y’know, weird? How I’m all... smooth and stuff? And not fuzzy like you guys?”

“Not particularly,” Demo shrugged, the shift minute since Scout could feel it. “Not a big difference.”

“I’ve met plenty of blokes who shave or wax anyways to look nice for other blokes, you’re a good few steps more hairy than them,” Sniper added.

Scout nodded slowly. “...And the... you’ve already said all the other stuff isn’t weird,” he said carefully.

“Aye,” Demo agreed.

Scout was quiet again for a few seconds.

Sniper stopped playing with his hair and removed his hand entirely, and Scout went to complain about it, but was surprised into staying quiet by Sniper rolling to prop himself up over Scout, looking down at him. “Love, are we not telling you enough how handsome you are?” Sniper teased.

Scout flushed. “You tell me plenty,” he mumbled, glancing off.

Sniper took hold of his chin and tilted him back to face him, mouth very very close to his own. “Could tell you more.”

“Could show you more,” Demo agreed, finding a place to wrap his arm over around Scout, kissing at the space under his ear and making him shiver lightly.

“I—guys, it’s fine,” he protested, but it was weak and halfhearted, because Sniper promptly moved to the other side of his neck to nip and kiss, following Demo’s lead. “I-I-I don’t need the... the extra sort of, the...”

He kept trailing off as his breath caught, the two of them being extremely distracting when they wanted to be. He jumped lightly when Demo pinched him lightly on the side, and heard the rumbly little chuckle of amusement that the motion got him.

They finished off getting him properly distracted, Demo parting with one last hard kiss on the lips, and then they were both just grinning down at him, leaving him there probably looking like a complete mess, spots on his neck surely starting to redden.

“Handsome,” Sniper observed simply.

“Gorgeous,” Demo agreed, and gave him another peck for good measure.

Scout’s face was on fire.

“...Well what are you gonna do about it?” he finally prompted impatiently, shifting a little.

Chuckles from both of them, and then they were in motion, starting to strip.

Scout took off his own briefs and the tank he used to bind when they were off work, and mostly just set to distracting Demo as the other tried to get out of his own clothes, much simpler than his uniform but more challenging when Scout was hanging off of him and kissing him absolutely silly.

Sniper pulled Scout off of Demo and back into his lap to free up Demo’s attention for a moment, and Scout’s breath caught as he felt a bare chest against his back and bare thighs under his own. Sniper kneaded at his thigh idly and tucked his head in to nose just under Scout’s ear and speak. “How d’you feel like doing this, love?” he asked softly, sentence punctuated by a little kiss. “Feels like it’s gonna be your night tonight, that sound right, Tavish?”

A sound of agreement from Demo as he struggled free of his shirt. Scout chewed on his lip and thought a little, shifting his weight back against Sniper and enjoying the way Sniper steadied him with arms wrapped around his waist, the hardness beneath him, situated in such a way that he had to really roll his hips down hard to apply any kind of real pressure and make Sniper exhale softly against his neck.

“I dunno, you could fuck me, maybe,” Scout suggested idly, rolling down against him again for emphasis.

Sniper considered that. “We got any rubbers, Tavish?” he asked, and Demo paused where he was pulling free of the last of his clothing, thinking.

“...Should,” he confirmed, moving to the bedside table to check, and coming up with a few foil squares a second later triumphantly.

“Alright then,” Sniper nodded, kissed at Scout’s neck some more. “Who d’you want for what then, love?”

“You fuck me, just like this, I suck Demo off,” Scout decided, eyeing up the bomb-maker in question as he joined them on the bed again, now naked and smiling a bit as he passed over the condoms to Sniper.

“Sounds good to me,” Demo agreed, and pulled Scout in with a hand on the back of his neck to kiss him, other hand drifting over his thigh and guiding him up into a kneeling position to give Sniper room.

Then there was a pair of fingers drifting along the inside of Scout’s thigh, moving between his legs to tease him for a few long moments before Sniper was slicking them up and slipping them inside with relative ease. Scout moaned softly against Demo’s mouth, earning a chuckle.

“Lovely thing,” Demo teased, both hands stroking over his thighs as they started to tremble under the force of Sniper’s fingers moving into and against him in throbbing waves, a skill afforded by experience he’d only gained since he’d gotten with Scout, but fuck, he’d really learned a lot in a short period of time, knew exactly what Scout liked, knew his tells, knew when he could add another finger, knew when he could pull his fingers out altogether and guide Scout back down into his lap carefully, carefully, and Scout was grateful that Demo had the foresight to get lubed condoms because the slide was so nice as he sank down.

Demo pulled back to let Scout moan and curse and make all sorts of noise, visibly admiring the show as Scout rolled and shifted his hips to try and find a good angle, Sniper muffling soft noises into his shoulder. A long few moments were spent with Scout trying desperately to get used to the feeling, only to be thrown off his rhythm as he found a good angle, then again as Sniper rolled his hips gently and the pressure shifted, then again as Demo pulled him back into a kiss.

“Gorgeous,” Sniper murmured against the top of his vertebrae, kissing there lightly, breathless. “Gorgeous thing.”

“You’re—“ Scout started to say, but it was cut off by a shaky sigh as Demo nipped at his bottom lip playfully, Sniper mirroring the motion against his backbone.

In no time at all, he was shifting his legs slightly to get comfortable and starting to move, a gentle up-and-down, barely exerting himself with how extremely fit he was, himself doing most of the work with Sniper rolling along when he could.

And Scout was lost in sensation for a little while, and Demo had been making himself busy lying a series of hickies all up one side of his neck, so he was a little surprised and largely pleased when he blinked his eyes open and saw that Demo had a hand around himself as he took in the view the two of them made. And once he realized that, Scout didn’t waste time nudging his hand aside to try and take over, and then he was being treated to the always-lovely experience of being caught between the two of them, all giving and taking pleasure as well as they could with their brains getting increasingly scrambled.

And Scout could vaguely remember having said something about sucking off Demo, but every time he tried to pull his hand away so they could readjust, Demo mumbled some vague complaint and urged him back into place again. And somewhere along the way Demo slid a hand down his stomach to toy with him in much the same way he was being toyed with, and then all motion was kicking up a notch—

Sniper was done first, surprisingly, swearing through gritted teeth, pulling out midway through as he shuddered through aftershocks that seemed to drag on and on. Scout gasped, and found himself desperate and just a little bit demanding. But man, he really did get lucky enough to find two guys who were real hot and pretty smart, because when Sniper had finally settled down a little Demo had already rolled on a condom and was urging Scout into his lap instead, and he exhaled with relief as he sank down again, mouth locking together with Demo’s as soon as he could get the breath for it, Demo working a hand back down between them to then work at Scout as best he could as the other lifted and rolled Scout with very little effort involved.

And at that point they were both worked along to the point where it barely took any time at all before Scout was trying to muffle himself into Demo’s neck—yes he got loud in bed, no he couldn’t help it, even if he tended to be the one the team then took potshots at over breakfast for being a noise complaint. And Demo was there too, swearing in a choked voice and breathing hard.

Actually, they both were breathing pretty hard. And Scout felt ever-so-slightly steamrolled and extremely pleased with himself and the state of the world around them. And he found himself playing with the abundance of hair across Demo’s chest as he came back down, melting into a nice little puddle  in his lap and humming, gone soft and relaxed.

“Handsome,” Demo quipped, kissing at the side of his head, and Scout couldn’t help but smile at the feeling of a beard rasping against his hair.

“Feeling better?” Sniper prompted, and Scout could only hum for a moment, still a little overwhelmed. That got a chuckle out of the both of them.

“Must’ve done something right, aye?” Demo asked, and Scout heard the two of them sharing a brief kiss over his shoulder, and that got him to grin all the more.

“You guys are the best,” Scout decided, mumbly but pleased.

A hum of agreement. “...Y’know that, er, thing you tend to do? Where I’ll be acting like an absolute bugger and mouthing off and you make me go eat lunch and then suddenly everything’s all better because I wasn’t in a bad mood, I was just hungry?” Sniper asked.

Scout hummed in agreement.

“Think this might be that for you,” Sniper concluded, smoothing hands down Scout’s sides, and Scout leaned into it. “A little attention and all’s right with the world, seems like.”

Demo cupped his chin and tilted his face up to kiss at his cheek, and Scout was sure he was grinning like a total dope, but he couldn’t help it. “More attention might be just what the doctor ordered,” he agreed. “That sound right to you, lad?”

Scout hummed in agreement, melting back forward into Demo’s chest again.

“Alright, lovely as you are you ought to get up so we can mop up, doll,” Demo urged, and helped shift Scout up and out of his lap gently. “Made a damn mess of you, would like to avoid ruining the sheets.”

“Shower?” Sniper asked, pulling Scout to his feet.

“Shower,” Scout agreed.

And maybe it was just that Scout had been a little pent-up and it was doing things to his head. Or maybe it was that the two of them were excellent at comforting him in any way he could when those doubts started to spring up. Either way, he found it really hard to be worried about something as simple as him being less hairy than your bog-standard guy off the street when he had Sniper playing and helping to wash his hair and Demo humming more gentle compliments into his ear and bickering quietly with Sniper over nothing important.

[phoenixfangs]

original template by @wigglytuff !! characters list under cut (rip mobile)

rigby (regular show) vriska (homestuck) lapis lazuli (steven universe (dont fuckin @ me)) topaz (sonic x) sunset shimmer (mlp fim) jirou (my hero academia) shigeo/mob (mob psycho 100) shiny smeargle (pokemon) cuphead (cuphead) the devil (also cuphead) scout (tf2) hollyleaf (warriors) ivypool (also warriors) karamatsu (osomatsu san) stephanie (moral orel) morty (rick and morty (dont @ me abt this either)) garfield (garfield) luci (disenchantment) amy (sonic franchise) edward (fullmetal alchemist) sakura (naruto franchise) mr game and watch (nintendo) cynder (the legend of spyro)

[mvmadvice]

Teleporter Priority

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I’m sure everyone is familiar with this image. It’s the standard teleporter priority in TF2, and is often a spray used by frustrated Engineers who are tired of Scouts taking the teleporter when their buildings are about to die to yet another pesky Spy.

Here’s a general guideline for MvM teleporter priority:

1. MONEY CLASSES when money is on the ground. This means Scout and Spy, you can saunter up to the teleporter and shove everyone out of the way (it’s been my dream for ages, I’ll be real).

2. Engineer. No brainer here.

3. Medic (when teammates are alive or in need of healing). If your whole team is dead, wait for them to spawn before going to the front lines. If you show up all alone, you’ll be killed in a matter of seconds.

4. Heavy. He has the slowest walking speed, so it makes sense he’s high on the list. I would put him higher than Engineer due to this, but then all the Engie mains would get mad at me so...

5. Pyro. Although fast, Pyro doesn’t have any mobility tools that allow them to make their way to the front lines quickly. However, if they have the Powerjack or have bought movement speed upgrades, they should walk.

6. Soldier/Demo. They should be sticky/rocket jumping, not taking the teleporter, anyway.

7. Spy/Scout. Generally, you won’t have a Spy and a Scout on the same team, but they have roughly the same priority. If someone else is waiting, just walk.

8. Sniper. You generally don’t want to take the teleporter anyway, unless you know where it’s going to take you. Position is king for playing Sniper, and the tele might not take you to a convenient location, forcing you to take a ton of time to relocate.

Generally though, when you respawn, you make a beeline for the teleporter, regardless of class. Why? Because you won’t have a constant stream of people respawning. In MvM, the longest possible line you can have for a tele is 6 people, including yourself. In regular PvP, you can have up to double that number, which is compounded by the fact that people die often and quickly in PvP. In MvM, you won’t have those problems.

Some very specific teleporter tips:

1. If you are Medic, and everyone is dead but you and the DPS, let the DPS take the tele first, since if you went first, you will likely die immediately without being able to revive or heal anyone.

2. If you’re Engineer and your buildings are all safe, let the Medic or DPS go first.

3. If you see someone making a beeline for the tele, you can use the teleporter recharge time to buy a few quick upgrades before going. Make sure this takes no more than a few seconds!

4. If you see someone making a beeline for the upgrade station, take the tele. Don’t walk, and don’t wait for them. The tele will be back up when they are done upgradeing.

5. Tips 3 and 4 only go for when it’s the middle of the wave.

6. Teleporter priority doesn’t matter during setup, except that you should always let the Engineer go first.

All in all, while teleporter priority is rarely a problem in MvM, simply due to the pacing of the gamemode and how it’s typically played. So long as you let the most important classes go first, you’re good. This isn’t as big a deal as it is in Casual servers.