#replace clams...with the zebra mussels?? Crab of Mitten become the top invasive species...🦀become...E M P I R E
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All I havee... is River,,,Too poor for dollar of the sand

I must fight the snails and fish...for the algae
You say you are crab. In bio, you promise others can become crab too. You lie. I have not seen the instructions on how to become crab. Right your wrong and teach us your ways, elder crab.
You're right Anon i have done wrong by the people, I should have told the way of Crab long ago so let me now. the first step of carcinization is to reject society and then you are half way there, and through careful consumption of Clams, Shrimp, barnacles, sand dollars, and algae your soft and feeble human body will evolve in the beautiful, shiny, tough exoskeleton of a crab I hope this helps young crabling
#thank you elder crab. Thought you had forsaken the young crablings#this is very informative and I will learn the way of crab.#Mitten...crab???🥺#replace clams...with the zebra mussels?? Crab of Mitten become the top invasive species...🦀become...E M P I R E#(this is fun af. didn't know if it was too silly.)
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