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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia

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btw. your search for the most morally upright and ethical piece of media that has the most correct “representation” will destroy your ability to find the most profound and beautiful and human of stories. and may even destroy the stories themselves before they are created. if you even care.

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[OC] new addition to my rock band AU! meet the band leader! ❤️‍🔥🎸

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of all the quotable moments from unhhh this moment is on a constant rotation in my head bc the sentence as a formula is too good

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Tapestries and frescoes [some old artworks]

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I hope Ragatha gets to crash out even more, it’s so crazy seeing people villainise the shit out of her for yelling at Jax ONCE when the dude threw her in a DEEP FRYER

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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

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Not Anymore.

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no matter how often it happens its always a little jarring to realize that someone is like completely bag of rocks stupid

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what do you people not understand about the fact that feeling guilty is not praxis and is, in fact, completely and totally useless

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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

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pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink

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