#retrotrash

[bonvivante1971]

Please help - seeking ROMFORD MILF on VHS, any leads welcome :) those golden trousers are haunting my dreams.

[abloodymess]

retrotrash replied to your post: I. Love. Having. A. Fireplace.

Ours is gas and it’s still SO GREAT

Speaking only for myself as a lazy person, I love our gas fireplace. 

[sixohthree]

retrotrash replied to your post: I finally learned Katya’s one flaw on the latest...

it was the hate on mustard that is unforgivable to me

Or ketchup or relish! So mostly I was left wondering what condiments she does like if any? Mayo? What’s her take on coleslaw? THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW

[luuuch-blog]

I actually want to wear this carpet. And I wonder why the pensioners near me think I'm homeless #retrotrash #hobochic

[hopsandspokes]

@retrotrash and I got a couple hours on the town thanks to Grammie and Pop pop http://ift.tt/2j1t25B

[sixohthree]

@retrotrash 

[haygirlhay]

Some Friday afternoon love. 

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ro-s-aspa-rks

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meredithbklyn

retrotrash

aliotakesonchicago

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flyingoffthehandle

missydotey

[abloodymess]

retrotrash replied to your photo: I really want a burger today.

why you do this to me

If I could fedex one of these burgers to you I would. 

[sixohthree]

retrotrash replied to your post: I am SO THANKFUL that Drag Race is back tonight!!!

i’m waiting for my mom to let me if they have vh1 and if I can take over their living room

I don’t have vh1 either so I’m hoping my mom’s cable login will let me watch it live online. If not I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to watch it ondemand. THE HORROR!!!

[hopsandspokes]

Gotta get @retrotrash to the new places she’s missed while taking care of Quinn who’s taking in the ambience while he sleeps 😴 http://ift.tt/2B9hEbE

[abloodymess]

retrotrash replied to your post: Do you ever think that your anxiety and/or nerves...

there was literally not even alcohol in my house as a kid and DARE still worked on me and made me SUPER AFRAID of the police

My DARE teacher was the same fucking cop who busted me for skateboarding at a bank parking lot. So that was a real treat. 

[sixohthree]

retrotrash replied to your post “Okay this house is a mess but I am dying that this realtor used photos...”

like...this is literally your job. How is someone so bad at the JOB THEY HAD TO GET A LICENSE FOR.

So bad. So so bad. I’m hoping that maybe they asked the owner for pictures since it’s split into multiple units and they didn’t want to disturb the tenants and maybe the owner is just very bad at understanding email attachments?? Then when asked for the original pictures the owner didn’t get it and the agent gave up.

Otherwise, fire this person immediately.

msski replied to your post “Okay this house is a mess but I am dying that this realtor used photos...”

i had more fun finding the mouse than looking at the house lol

It’s a fun new version of Where’s Waldo!

[beloved-ofthewoods-blog]

YOU KNOW I'M GONNA ASK ABOUT WEDDING SHIT NOW BECAUSE RINGS. Do you want to start planning immediately and if so, what is the first thing you are attempting to tackle? What is the one thing you know you NEED to have at the wedding and what is the one thing you know you DON'T want?

Girl. It's you and me (and everyone else who got engaged on Tumblr in the last two weeks) against the world. To answer your response to our wedding date being chosen, I had to give brew boy something. Honestly, if I didn't pick a date for him to focus his energy on I would have been curled up in a ball in a corner rocking and crying by the end of December. For REAL.

Back to your question, we are going to start planning nowish because our date is less than a year away (and NO I will not wait. I can hear my eggs drying up as I type.) First big thing is going to be budget. We're having dinner with my parents on Saturday to have a Talk. Oh- I highly recommend Real Simple's wedding guide. It took my stress level from high to manageable. After budget is logistics, because we're getting married in the middle of no where.

I guess we NEED to have beer. Right? Right. Actually, for about a year now brew boy has been talking about having Chocolate Milk Stout Floats as our dessert instead of cake. Sounds perfect to me.

I DON"T want kids, but my brother probably wouldn't come, so scratch that. I guess I don't want anything that would push me anymore into the spotlight, like a dollar dance or something. I would feel awkward.

Let's start a wedding planning support group.

[sixohthree]

retrotrash replied to your video: just needed some Conchita on my blog today

the goosebumps I get every fucking time I listen to this

SO. GOOD. It’s also one of the best uses of the stage design that I’ve seen on the show. Austria put together some great visuals that really added to the performance. Like, even my friends who work in the lighting industry and help design big productions like this were impressed!

[stopreadingmyblog]

THERE NEEDS TO BE AN APP CALLED PUSH FOR HAMBURGER