#rgb i know you were already tagged in the post that tagged me but. either consider this an excuse to post two snippets

[itwoodbeprefect]

i was tagged by @goneahead to post a snippet from a WIP! this is from the slow burn Starsky Watches Westerns... thing... which is now tentatively named Frequently Secretly. uh, it contains a spoiler for precisely one sentence from the 1974 western comedy blazing saddles, and starsky has hutch on the phone while he (starsky) is away from home for a while, watching movies and (i think) housesitting, and depending on the context that it eventually gets this section might still need a little more description, but for now it’s this:

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“Goshdarnit, Hutchinson, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty-dollar whore.”

There’s the barest sliver of a pause, which gets revealed as a brain lag caused by how deeply unimpressed Hutch is when he says, “That’s a Blazing Saddles quote, right?”

“What if I said no?”

“I’d have to ask you if you’re feeling okay.”

“Why? Does that not sound like something I’d normally say?”

“It sounds like you’re undercover as a lost Texan dandy trying to pick up guys.”

Hutch is firing shots, but Starsky can volley those back. “So I’m stealing your schtick, is what you’re saying.”

There’s a laugh from Hutch. It’s loud and brief, like it’s shocked out of him. “Now I really know your judgment’s impaired, and that one’s not even a movie quote. Go to sleep, Starsk.”

“Aye aye, Blintz,” he says, just to shake things up a bit. Not too many pirates in all those westerns Hutch likes – at best an eye patch, here and there. “Hey, Hutch.”

“Hm?”

“Do I owe you twenty bucks now?”

“At least twenty-one. Sweet dreams, Starsky,” Hutch says, and hangs up.

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i’ll tag: @actingcamplibrarian @redgoldblue @luredin @pterawaters @atlantis-scribe @logicgunn @incognito-insomniac @dedkake @spaceradars

[karthonicart]

Commissions on Ko-Fi

Contact: @karthonic (Personal Blog)

Other Links: karthonic @ linktree

Please read below for more information regarding commissions.

I reserve the right to refuse any commissions I do not believe I can fulfill.

Commissions are made for personal use. This means you can use them for social media (icons, banners, etc), or printed for yourself to be on display in your private spaces, or in the case of logo work, for business cards, letterheads, social media sites. You cannot resell copies of the for your own profit, or sell as NFTs.

However, I am willing to discuss commercial licenses if that is what you want. (Prints, but not NFTs.)

Please be advised the additional character price is for adding to the scene; if you want two separate character portraits, they should be considered separate commissions. 

Payment is not expected until a sketch is approved. You will get three free revisions, and any further revisions will be charged a $5 revision fee for each further revision. 

What I Will Do:

Original Characters

Canon Characters

Non-humans/Aliens

Animals

Cheesecake/Pinups

Ship Art

Things I’m Willing to Try:

Anthropomorphic Characters/Furries

(Detailed) Mecha

Object Heads

What I Will Not Do:

Explicit Gore of any kind

Explicit Pornography of any kind

Art based on Real Person Fiction

References:

Please be generous with references! Character sheets, previous artwork, and ideally a set color palette for hair/skin/fur/etc. If you do not have one already, feel free to use some of these sites to generate one: Coolors, Colormind, colourlovers, Paletton, Encycolorpedia, Color-Hex, Rapid Tables, rgb.to, and plenty more. Looking through stock sites for poses and sending the low res images help too!

I will always prefer visual references like the ones above over text based descriptions. However if you can try to send a few along with text based descriptions I will try my best with what I have, but be aware additional revisions may be needed.

Deliverables:

All files were designed for web with RGB color profile; be advised that in printing colors may change. If you intend to print it out please let me know so I can set the file out for CMYK.

Portraits:

One Version of the file as a print quality PDF (most at-home or on demand printers can use this file)

One Version of the file as a high quality (300 DPI) PNG (for personal use or for on-demand printing)

Version of the file watermarked as a web quality (72 DPI) PNG (for use on posting/sharing on social media– I will also being using this version when I post on mine)

Icons/Chibis/Logos:

One Version of the file as a high quality (300 DPI) PNG (for personal use or for on-demand printing)

One Version of the file watermarked as a web quality (72 DPI) PNG (for use on posting/sharing on social media– I will also being using this version when I post on mine)

Expanded EPS file for resizing at will

Graphics/Branding:

Files will be the highest quality following the respective social media site’s guidelines

PSD/EPS files for future editing

PDF “Style Guide”

For All Vector Art: Should you need a different size, you can contact me any time for a resize of your commission. I will extend this to my digital painting but I cannot guarantee it can be exported without any issues.

Payment:

All prices are US Dollars. If you’re not American and need an exchange rate, feel free to use this currency exchange tool here.

Once the sketch is approved, I will ask for your payment info and coordinate from there.

Tips can be made through PayPal, Venmo, or Ko-Fi.

Posting:

I have the right to post my work on any of my social media; it will be a lower web resolution piece with a watermark and not the original file. Please let me know before I post whether or not you wish to be tagged and what account I should tag when I post. 

Likewise, please credit me when posting art, you can use either my tumblr (@karthonic), Cohost, Instagram, or Ko-Fi (all karthonic)