#rhett and link sass

[lallyloo]

His Rhett impression. [x]

[spennsrs]

spencer agnew x reader

reader is a new intern/assistant for the games department and her and spencer kinda hit it off

possible slow burn

spencer content <3 love you

↳˳;; ❝ fuckin' nerd ༊*·˚

here we go spencer nation this is for you and erm its somewhat slowburn ig.... no confirmation of relationship so yas... reader referred to using they/them <3

first day jitters fuckin' sucked. [y/n] could attest to that.

they rub their hands on the front of their jeans, the material somewhat grounding them as they stare at the office building... okay, technically it wasn't their first day, they had been there yesterday to set their desk up and get somewhat acquainted with the games side of the office. they met alex tran, jacqi, even vida!

but a specific glasses wearing, kickstart drinkin' idiot (alex tran's words) wasn't there. spencer agnew.. or their boss, essentially.

[y/n] didn't know why they were so nervous. it's not like spencer was a scary guy, per say... maybe he was. shaking their head, [y/n] enters the building with a semi-confident grin on their face, entering the lobby... only to be met with another body. well.. more like colliding.

"oh shit, i'm sorry dude-" "my bad-"

[y/n] collects themself as they brush off their clothes, before looking up to an average height male with curly dark hair and round glasses framing his eyes. he was... cute, in a... kind of dorky, awkward nerdy best friend in some mediocre coming of age novel. they find themself staring and quickly before they start to talk.

"you okay? we bumped pretty hard into each other... usually, i'm paying way more attention, i guess, i'm so sorry-" "hey.. you're that new intern, right? holy shit, you are. [y/n], right? what a first impression... i'm spencer by the way."

fuck. shit. fuckin' shit. of course this was their boss. they just ran into their boss, on their second first day...

"uhm... yeah. i'm [y/n], the one and only, heh. listen, i feel terrible for what i did, i can make it up to you! buy you a coffee, extra work, whatever you need, i'm willing."

their words were met with silence from spencer, and for a brief moment, they thought they fucked up royally. completely. fired on the spot.

"first meeting, an you're already asking me on a date? bold moves, [y/n], but i'm not that easily swayed." spencer's lips tug into a toothy grin, a grin that holds a teasing and chaff, a grin that promises lots of fun jokes at work, a grin that promised to keep them on their toes, to keep their heart fluttering-

[y/n] can't help but snort with a raised brow, determined to give back the same sass. if this is what it was like working here, they could get used to this place. "in your dreams, boss man. workplace relationships never work out anyway." they snap back with a laugh, which makes spencer mirror the action.

"fair enough, fair enough. i'm just pulling your chain, welcome to smosh games. i think we'll get along just fine."

[y/n] likes to agree with that statement.

only a week of working at smosh, and [y/n] was finding the place to be a second home of sorts.

alex t had quickly climbed the ranks of becoming [y/n]'s favorite person, almost like a brother figure of sorts to the newer employee. on the other end of that, spencer had grown to be [y/n]'s biggest enemy, bully, and pin in their ass.

in a loving way, of course.

the two of them would bounce off each other's energy, and could bicker for hours, and had even developed a bit of a joking beef in the office. this also led to a little.. club of sorts, smosh employees who were banking on spencer and [y/n] eventually ending up together. even mythical employees were in on this, thanks to trevor. (who would've known rhett and link would be the fan club's number one members)

of course, this had led to some unspoken feelings, at least on spencer's side of things. he refused to say a thing, workplace relationships and h.r and all that jazz or whatever. he also didn't want to seem creepy as their boss having a crush on one of the interns. the only person who actively knew about spencer's little... predicament was alex t, which kind of sucks considering how close alex was to [y/n]. so, all in all, he was fucked.

lost in his own thoughts, spencer made his way to the office kitchen to grab another kickstart when he notices [y/n] fiddling with... well, he couldn't give a shit. what mattered was [y/n] was here. he runs a hand through his hair as he approaches them from behind, a wicked grin on his lips before he gently pokes their side. the other's body jolts and spencer catches how their eyes go wide like saucers, before spinning to glare at spencer. he could tell the glare wasn't angry or upset really, but also the bubbling laugh kinda gave them away.

"hey, [y/n], whatcha doin'? anything interesting?"

the other scoffs and turns back to what they were doing, which spencer can actually see is them fixing their lunch as [y/n] releases a dramatic sigh. "i was peacefully making lunch, but now the duke of chaos himself is here."

"duke of chaos? i'm the god of chaos, thank you very much, goddess of idiocy." that earned him another friendly glare over the shoulder. this is what he adored about them. sure, they were really cute, and their laugh was like... the most beautiful song he's heard, and their hands were nice and soft and fit right in his perfectly-

spence, stop getting carried away.. right.

he adored [y/n] because they knew how to joke, how to have a laugh, to keep up with his rather snarky little comments. he really valued that in a friend or a partner, but for some reason.. playful bullying looked really good especially on [y/n]. well... [y/n]'s specific hair color looked good on them as well... and that new top - he knew it was new because maybe he overheard them talking to chanse about it - fit them perfectly, and their eye color fit them perfectly-

"anyone home in there? this is ground control to spencer agnew, do you copy?" .... oh shit, they had been talking. he stared at them with wide eyes, swallowing thickly. he felt something akin to a blush creeping up his neck to settle on his cheeks, and he knew they could see it based on the sly smirk that played onto their lips. "you're lucky it's me you're staring, y'know. think about that next time you gawk at women while zoning out."

"i wasn't-.. shut up, i wasn't gawking!" he definitely was gawking.

"you stupid fuckin' nerd. come on, we have a meeting to get to."

spencer could live with this, keeping the pretty intern a daydream away so they could keep a good work friendship with their inside jokes and their movie nights they'll end up having, spencer sharing his love for kickstarts with [y/n] who will complain but drink them anyway... as long as they were in his life, he didn't quite care what they were, or what other people thought of them. he couldn't care less if he gave his feelings away in the fleeting touches when they returned a pen they borrowed and how he made it linger, or how he stared at them like they hung the stars in the sky just for him... he didn't need a picture perfect movie ending...

all that mattered was he was their stupid fuckin' nerd, where they liked (or knew) it or not.

[rhinkthreeways]

Miracle (Fluffy Version)

It was easy for Link to believe in miracles. He was one of a few that made them happen after all.

Ever since he was blinked into existence millennia ago, Link loved to grant miracles. The smiles of satisfaction, of joy on humans’ faces when they received one was an exhilarating high each and every time. He had been responsible for some big miracles—ones that had gained notoriety with humans. Some of his miracles had faded from the stories told over time. But his absolute favorite miracles were the little ones.

$20 found. Catching the bus before it takes off. Sunsets and sunrises. A simple smile.

The beauty of being him meant you could easily go about your day unnoticed. It was easier this way, he told himself. He had loved humans before, but was bereft when his friends would pass, leaving him alone once more. Being alive for as long as he was, he perfected the art of blending in. 

But Rhett saw him.

It started on the crowded subway train, finagling someone to spontaneously get up to allow the pregnant woman burdened with bags to sit down. Link smiled to himself, satisfaction settling in his heart when he locked eyes with a mountain of a man, a small, playful smirk on his face. Link coughed, but he could feel the same piercing green eyes on him through the whole ride. The suspicion this man could be a temptation was high, but as Link got off at his stop, the man followed and stopped him on the platform.

“I’m sorry...I never do this, but. I’m Rhett,” he said, sticking out his hand. “Would you like to grab coffee with me?”

Link looked between Rhett’s hand and the warm, gentle smile on his face and took the proffered hand. The thought in the back of his mind that this would end disastrously manifested, small and mighty, but Link felt compelled to ignore it.

“Sure. I’m Link.”

From that point on, Link felt more than alive again as he spent more time and learned more about Rhett. Rhett was an archeologist, and a tenured professor at Columbia. He was on a team that had unearthed one of Link’s most favorite achievements. He liked tea more than coffee, wasn’t afraid to try new foods, and a smile that could light up a room. Their first kiss, given at the ice rink in Rockefeller Center, was a textbook miracle that Link had granted over and over again to others.

Link had many relationships in his long life, but Rhett was the first that made him feel like the humans did when they were given a miracle.

Link gave miracles. Miracles were never given to Link.

Until Rhett.

[ladycynthiana]

I love how much Rhett and Link give back. They don’t have to have a space on the wheel to donate to a charity—and they certainly don’t have to do $1,000 each time. But they do. And it’s beautiful.

And the number of times Rhett’s made it stop there on purpose?!!! and the awareness they raise of such good causes!

[rileyrooin]

Prompt: Glasses

Neither could remember how it started, but it had become an expectation: whenever Link was riding Rhett like this, his glasses were on Rhett’s face. Link liked the way it made Rhett look academic. He craved the juxtaposition of this image to the needy whines coming from Rhett’s mouth. Rhett liked the way it made Link change the motion of his hips. He didn’t think it was possible for the man to become even more unrestrained, but the proof was there in each desperate movement. Whatever the origin, both men agreed it was better when Rhett was in Link’s glasses.

[gudmythicalmorning]

to clarify, we’re not carpooling because we’re going to different gyms (x)

[ginnyweatherby]

I am embarrassed at how hard I laughed at this

[mclaughneal]

if you wanna read a story where Jade can talk and is really sassy go read Eye for an Eye

[lallyloo]

His Rhett impression. [x]

[rhinkthreeways]

“Trust me.” (Fluffy version)

“Is everything all right?”

Link cast a withering glance toward the tall man’s direction.

Link Neal was a popular, progressive junior U.S. Senator. His boyish good looks, charm and deep roots in rural North Carolina had been a strong pull for voters. But not everyone was in favor of his policies and his unwillingness to be bought rankled even the most seasoned lobbyist. It was only after a deactivated bomb found outside his D.C. apartment spurred the President to order Secret Service protection extended to Senator Neal. It had only been a month, but the last two weeks found Link confined to his home in North Carolina. He felt suffocated under the team assigned to him. There seemed to be no end to their watchful eyes.

But the tall man standing across the room was different. Rhett. He didn’t mind being under his scrutiny. He just hoped Rhett liked what he saw.

“Not particularly.” Link said sullenly, the book he was trying to read flopping into his lap. He sighed deeply and rubbed his hands over his face.

Rhett remained standing where he was, the silence almost unbearable for Link. Link turned his hands over, pretending to inspect them.

“I just wish this guy would be caught already. I miss being outside. I miss being normal.” He whispered the last part as his anxieties about his position in the Senate reared their ugly head.

He could hear shuffling and he looked up to find Rhett missing. Link could feel his heart drop. He really liked Rhett and thought they had some special connection. He couldn’t put his finger on it, but he felt like he could have been Rhett’s friend in another life. But a new anxiety made him think that was all in his imagination. He sighed deeply and let his head fall back with his eyes closed.

Minutes later, he heard a cough. He opened his eyes to find Rhett standing in front of him. He had changed out of his suit into a button down, jacket and jeans, though Link could still make out the shape of his holster. Link had never seen him in normal clothes but he was a revelation.

Rhett shoved a hoodie into Link’s hands. “Come on.”

Link felt stunned. “What?”

“Come on. Put your shoes on.”

“But...but...I thought—“ his words sounded almost like a protest, but his actions said otherwise as he followed Rhett and grabbed his shoes by the door. He was silenced with a look from Rhett who opened the back door. His stomach flipped.

“Trust me. Just keep low and close to me.”

Silently, they moved out across Link’s backyard and through his neighbors’ yard. As they approached the other street, Rhett hustled to a pickup truck, pulling open the door and motioned for Link to quickly get in. He did as Rhett turned the ignition. With the engine rumbling, Rhett pulled away from the curb and drove.

Link looked out the window as Rhett drove. He loved his neighborhood and felt immense guilt over giving them any level of fear with his being home. 

“Mind if I put on some music?” Rhett asked, fiddling with his phone at a stop sign. 

“Sure.”

Before Link knew it, Merle was playing on the stereo and the windows were down. Cool, summer air flooded his senses as the sound of crickets played their melodies. For a moment, all his anxieties melted away. Link felt a freedom he hadn’t known since college when he would drive down these very roads.

Speaking of…

“You seem to know your way around this area pretty well,” Link asked, eyeing Rhett out of the corner of his eye.

Rhett smiled without taking his eyes off the road. ”I went to Western Harnett.”

Link’s eyes went wide. “What? But you’re the same age as me. I feel like I would have remembered you.”

“I was on the basketball team. It’s okay. I remember you. Face like that, it’s hard to forget. You really haven’t changed much.”

Link’s face felt like it was on fire and his stomach filled with butterflies. But suddenly, a flash of a memory played out in his mind. A basketball game he was dragged to. Seeing the tallest guy he’d ever seen. Thinking how cute he was. Meeting him after the game. A mention of pizza after. A quick handshake that ended too quickly as the boy was whisked away to the locker room.

Link chanced a glance over to Rhett. He was still cute, but studying his face, his beard, his wavy hair—he’d use the word ‘gorgeous’ now.

“I think I do remember now,” Link whispered. “Senior year?”

Rhett smiled. “Yep.” 

Link hummed as he smiled. “If I remember correctly, you were supposed to go to Dino’s after the game.”

Rhett’s smile faltered a bit. “I ended up having to get home. My dad was pretty strict.”

“Oh.” There was an edge of sadness that Link couldn’t hide. Rhett glanced over.

“You know, pizza sounds pretty good about now. What do you say? We’ll call ahead for carryout and bring it back to the house? Maybe pick up where we left off?” 

Link smiled. 

“Okay. No olives though.”

He could do with the end of the bodyguard detail, but maybe no end in sight when it came to Rhett would be a good thing.

[thinklink]

Maybe it’s just me but I’ve noticed since their last sextember EB, Rhett & Link have been….what’s the word? More casual with how they physically interact with one another. They haven’t particularly ramped up the physicality or acted more homoerotic than usual but they also have made less complaints.

Like in during this episode. Link says he looks like he’s sitting on Rhett’s lap due to depth of field/camera angles right? Rhett only casually responses with “Do you wanna sit on my lap?”. No real sass or saucy-ness to it. Just a simple follow up. (He may have been really focused on his aim)

Then there was the soda experiment episode wherein they get pranked by the crew/writers by being told one technique to stop soda from bursting out is to “lady & the tramp” the can. They sorta just go for it a couple times before eventually giving up.

I have more little examples like this but yeah. In the EB itself they have a funny little back and forth wherein either man leaves space for the other to “have feelings for them”. Summarizing that basically it would be okay because they would simply work around the unrequited feelings but it’s never happened, but again, it would totally be okay if it did! It was funny to me because both sounded very much like “Hey, if you confessed right now, we’d still be good”. Rhett in particular.

Or maybe nothing’s changed and I’m just reading into things again like a good little hyper fixated human would.

[enterthetadpole]

MY GIFTS TO RHETT AND LINK ARE IN THE CREATIVE HOUSE!!

Thank you to @thinkanddoodle-rhink​ and @sass-and-panache​ for letting me know. I was stuck at work for the live stream! This has made 2020 a less shitty year for me!! *cries in happy happy fangirl tears*

[archervale]

Third and final giveaway prize for @sass-and-panache !!✨✨✨

They asked for a kind of Buzzfeed Unsolved/GMM crossover and it was soooooo much fun to draw haha

I imagined Link would be Shane and Rhett would be Ryan, in the sense that one believes and one doesn’t

So yeah, thank you so much for the follow, hope you enjoy!! 💜💜

[bedazzlingevagiatti]

Introduction: Eva Giatti

Alrighty so we’re mashing verses! Her established What If Nothing stuff is gonna meet Silverlake (and a VARIETY of defunct RPGs) stuff and we’re hoping for the best.

Trigger Warnings: Cheating, Car Accident, Injuries, Anxiety mentions.

Stats

Birthday: September 15th 1994

Gender/pronouns: cis-female she/her

Place of Birth: Reggio - Emilia Italy

Sexuality: panromantic demisexual

Pets: Milkyway and Orion {cats} Shamrock {snake}

Hobbies: Blogging, Cosplay, craft making,

Face Claim: Jodelle Ferland

Height: 5'0

Social Media: EvaG (twitter and insta)

blog url: Eva Writes Stuff

Starters, Ask Memes, Rules Verses Hana

About her sexuality

Having learned the language for what she experienced. Eva finds herself fluctuating between demisexuality and asexuality. She identifies as Demi/greysexual.

Likes: Hot chocolate/warm drinks, sweets, cosplay, anything green, baking, vines/TIktoks, Rhett and Link’s Good Mythical Morning, Game Grumps, oversized hoodies, fall/Autumn, witch aesthetics, cuddling, animals.

Dislikes: crowds, extreme heat, most social situations.

Favorite Musicians: Favorite Musicians/Bands: Walk The Moon, The Japanese House, Muna, Bastille, St. Lucia, Imagine Dragons, flor, Passion Pit, Cold War Kids, Chvrches, Jukebox The Ghost, Of Monsters and Men, Bleachers, Neon Trees, American Authors, Kate Rusby, Orla Falon, Celtic Women…

Favorite Places: coffee shops, book stores/libraries, Zoos, Aquariums/any place relating to science…

INJURIES, DISABILITIES, ETC

Stutter - since childhood

ADHD - since childhood

Anxiety Disorder - since childhood

Chronic headaches/migraines - happened in her adult life due to a concussion from a car accident. The concussion left her with horrible headaches and dizzy spells.*

Hanalei - (Devery Jacobs) met after the breakup with Niccolo and while Hana in a rocky relationship with her girlfriend. They were a thing for almost a year before traveling became an issue. They haven’t spoken in a while but would easily reconnect if their paths crossed again. *FC not set in stone.

Tom Hardy - Trevor: he rented out the two rooms in his house to the first two takers (Eva and Keiran) He owns a business that consumes a lot of his time. Eva makes food for him when he’s super busy. He doesn’t have a lot of house rules except keep things clean and no big parties outside of birthdays and holidays.

Robert Sheehan - Keiran: the second tenant of the house. He’s a bit of a wandering free spirit. He adores Eva’s cats and often sasses Trevor. He views Eva like a younger sister.

About Eva

Eva grew up in Reggio Emilia as an only child. She kept to herself mostly and had anrevolving door of friends until she met Mari. A bullying incident culminated in their friendship, and Mari stood up for her. Mari decided they were friends, and it took a while, but Eva took a liking to Mari. Shortly after, Mari came Niccolo. He was in and out of her social presence. She always thought he existed because he kept dating people she talked to at the time. She wasn’t a partier. She loved being outside by herself mostly. Climbing trees, building forts, or just adventuring as far as she could go within reason. At home, her anxiety wasn’t as much of an issue. She was bubble and talkative. Pranking her mom (who wasn’t always fond of it, she got enough from Eva’s dad), she learned her humor from him mostly as well as an inherited anxiety disorder. It was crowds at first, but then it would escalate, having gone untreated. She thought she could manage it. Eva’s interests had always been based around ‘nerd culture’ Supernatural, Lord Of The Rings, Narnia, etc. Her love of music went hand in hand with this, and that’s what made her happy. She took up cosplay as a result and wore it like armor. Her anxiety practically disappeared during conventions. It came crashing down when she dated Niccolo. He slowly manipulated her into dropping everything she loved to show her love for him. At the time, she tried to keep up with him. But try as she might, it didn’t prevent or stop the time she walked in on him cheating. By now, she was in Venice, no job, no real money to her name, and no place to live. She ditched him and moved in with Mari, chopped off her hair, and dyed it green. In the middle of recovering from Niccolo, Eva met Hana.

She and Eva tried their best at a long distance relationship. Hana lived in Malibu at the time and Eva still lived in Venice (with Mari and their friend Cecil). Eva flew out to Malibu twice, Hana flew out to Venice once by herself. While they loved each other their lives were going in two different places and Eva could not move again to chase a romance. Hana couldn’t afford moving to Italy. So they broke up. They remained friends over the internet until Hana’s social’s went silent. Last Eva knew she had been in Hawaii with her mother.

Silverlake Verse:

The next chapter of Eva’s life saw her living with Mari again. Mari had left for New York for her modeling and to get away from a stalker. Once Mari had a house in California Eva moved as well. It was only for a few months as she met someone and they bonded fast. They began traveling around the country, and ended up in a car accident. They were taking a road Trip in New England. Black ice caused a three car pile up, no deaths but a lot of injuries. Eva’s partner left with a broken arm and Eva suffered a major concussion.

Her partner left Eva a short time later possibly out of guilt as they were driving, or they didn’t want to deal with Eva’s recovery. They don’t communicate anymore. So Eva stayed with Mari, unable to leave the house due to a variety of reasons. Once she was better, she wanted to be on her own. Eva now resides in renting a house with another roommate and the house’s owner. She has since resumed her freelance writing/blogging and crafting commissions. Along with freelance blogging/crafting, Eva works part time at Rose Quartz.

She lives with two people, Trevor and Keiran. Trevor owns the house, a bar owner, divorced struggling to make ends meet. They met sometime during Eva’s recovery and they quickly became friends.

[rhinkipoo]

Office Hours

I’ve not published anything since October, so I’m nervous (and excited) to post something new! 

Link had always wanted to be closer to Rhett, and it seems he's finally been given a chance. However, there's a catch. hand

If you like college rhink, jealousy/angst, smut, and BDSM? You might enjoy this fic. 🙈

All thanks to @willneverbeordinary and @sass-and-panache for the encouragement! ❤ 

[apparentlynotreallyfinnish]

Five Faves

I was tagged by the lovely and talented @thinkanddoodle-batch who keeps my DMs filled with smutty headcanons and gifs of our boys! 😘 (Btw, if Johnlock is even a little bit your thing go give love to Inky’s amazing inktober comic, starting from here)! 

rules: it’s time to love yourselves! choose your 5 favourite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, etc) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you’ve brought into the world. tag as many writers/artists/etc as you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome works!

No Such Thing

This might be my favorite chaptered fic I’ve written. I loved playing with the epistolary format and I have so many headcanons about this au’s Rhett and Link and their lives apart and together. I go back and read this often. 

Experiments

Something I never thought I would write. The whole fic started from an errant thought that wouldn’t leave me (of Rhett being horrified of Link asking him if he could give Rhett a bj). I had no clear plot plan, but I managed to cobble together a decent fic that I am quite proud of.

Playthings

The most fun I’ve ever had writing a fic. This thing flew out of me! I have a soft spot for college!rhink and dumb boys secretly in love with each other. I go back to this often too. 

Professions of Love and Lust

From the moment I started writing this, I saw these versions of Rhett and Link so very clearly and I adore them. Loved writing this for my wifey and I’m actually itching a bit to go back to these two and see what they are up to...

Let Me Be Your Light

I had to choose LMBYL. My first planned and researched fic. I poured my soul into this story and writing helped me through a really dark time. I still think I might have peaked right at the start and it’s all been downhill after this one. This is the AU that lives in my heart. This fic is the reason I now own lighthouse art, a stone collection and a plushie puffin. This fic is also what brought Mick to me.💜  

I could tag like fifty people so I’m gonna limit myself to five ( @sass-and-panache​, @mythical-ross, @jamiealways-rhink, @likeaswitchinheat​ and @soho-x​) and everyone who sees this post can consider themselves tagged by me as well!