#robin buckyly x nancy wheeler

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i don’t want an eddie argyle jonathan steve polycule, i NEED an eddie argyle jonathan steve polycule

and here’s why;

firstly, no offense, but steddie (and eddie in general) is just another dude the Suffer Brothers ‘made’ to replace Jonathan- its the same thing, in a different font. a much more flirty font.

but it’s still cute- a bit over sold, maybe- or that’s just my bias as a hard core stonathan shipper- but i definitely felt ‘let down’ after actually watching season 4, the fandoms portrayal or hype of it was not at all what i saw- but it, admittedly, is still pretty neat- (not as neat as stonathan, in my stonathan opinion, because he’s a flirty metal copy of jon made to be frenimies with steve)

secondly, as much as i love stonathan- i love jargyle with all my second heart. mainly because Agryle is Jonathan’s first source of comfort in his LIFE, and they’re cute and stupid together and i love them <3

thirdly, eddie and jonathan DEFINITELY knew eachtoher- i refuse to believe they didn’t. outcasts, freak, know DnD, cough, daddy issues, cough, enjoy children (Eddie kidnapped them to play DnD, and Jonathan is the world #1 father brother) smoke weed(i know jonathan started with Argyle, but still, he COULD have started before), all about music, (jonathan even has Enter Sandman by Metallica on his official spotify playlist, so they have similar kinds too) and had some beef with Steve they’re the puppy extrovert and trust issues cat introvert but as outcast freaks <33

fourthly, why have ONE freak boyfriend when you can have TWO. why have ONE total stoner when you can have THREE (sorta four? steve’s not all about drugs, but he’s done them before)

fifthly, they ALL do weed n shit- even Steve does, in season three he says “it’s only marijuana, dAd-” argyle and jonathan obviously get high together, eddie deals them and has them, and steve does it too, just not as much

so you have ur four stoner boyfriends high as fuck after traumatic evens <33

sixth, Argyles whole thing is “Try before you deny,” so Eddie Jon would force Steve to listen to their type of music, and Argyle would pin him down like Mike to prevent him from leaving

seventh, they’re ALL decent with kids for different reasons on different levels

Eddie: went around adopting highschool kids to play a game

Steve: is a great sassy babysitter mom

Argyle: drove el and will (and jon) around wherever they wanted, and made food for all them, and went along with no questions asked, he’d get the kids to try new things! like pineapple on pizza

Jonathan: it’s obvious. i don’t really need to explain it, hes been a parent for a decade to Will snd the best brother in the world

eighth: nancy can be the cool divorced (broke up with steve and jon) aunt and robins the cool wine aunt, nancy makes sure they’re not stupid, and robin spoils them rotten

possibily eden can show up and be the cool goth aunt, robin and nancy deserve her

ninth: imagine the CUDDLE piles oh my GODS <3

tenth: now Eddie has ppl to make campaigns with him!

eleventh: jonathan and FAMILY PHOTOS <33333

twelve: it’s gonna be a huge t4t polycule, because they are ALL trans in some way <3

thirteenth: bc it’s transphobic if you disagree lolsies haha