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Saw a cunty robot and had to draw him
#the gaslight district#diligence gaslight district#gaslight district#I saw clips of fancy animation and after watching the pilot I am all in for these robots#They have very similar vibes to the fashion in kill la kill and I love that#plus they're kind of robot guys with heels so hhell yea perfect bait for me#anyway I might draw a couple more poses with Diligence but idk if we go anywhere further with this#...though I mean... he was looking at Mud so you know 👀👀#Also the pilot was extremely good. I always prepare myself for excessive swearing and dick jokes bc of hazbin pilot#And this didn't have any of that. A few swears yeah and only 2 kind of sex jokes which were just good jokes#and man THE ANIMATION I am LOOKING RESPECTFULLY#art tag
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robot siblings is a crazy trope i LOVE
really. wanted to add this too. theyre everything ever
#all of those stickers are reflective btw he's gonna cause 408234 car accidents that day after going out like that#why were they so afraid to call each other brother or sister huh#you had jettwins so why not them too#local robot raises child thinking it was human#where else have i heard that afterwards. shivers remembering dbh#never letting go of how bee immediately took her under his wing. and sumdac didn't even complain he knew. in many ways.#also help my crush on bumble resurfaced too lowkey like hey there. his cute ass laugh im gonna actually kill him#bumblebee#sari sumdac#transformers#tfa#scriboozles
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different POV of this comic
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#ethan winters#karl heisenberg#wintersberg#resident evil#resident evil fanart#rebhfun#resident evil village#resident evil 8#re8#i dont think karl would ever be the kind of guy to outwardly verbally say “i love you”#not to say he DOESNT love ethan#he just has a lot of trouble saying those three words out loud lol#he shows his love in a different way but i think its hard sometimes#had a conversation with my friend and i think if ethan and karl were to get into a argument karl woul definetly not apologize#he would definetly feel bad and sulk a lot#but i dont think he would ever bring himself to say hes sorry#hes a little too arrogant and emotionally stunted to do that#sorry i like thinking about all the aspects of relationship dynamics#hed apologize by making ethan a robot that kills people who r mean to him IDK LOL
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i refuse to touch the ground so have a v2
#ULTRAKILL#v2 ultrakill#ultrakill v2#PROCREATE#ALL ART#FANDOM ART#DOODLE#NO COLOUR#THE GEIGER COUNTER#SMALL CAPTION#TAG YAP#moderators !!!! kill this machine with hammers immediately !!!!! /ref#i dangle her around like a mii /aff#man. if i knew who v2 was prior to getting into ultrakill like#the whole reason i got into ultrakill would have been entirely v2#thats because im gay#this is technically how i got hooked on portal.... giant robot ceiling lady.... hi......#“its been 15 years can i please stop liking robots” i asks my brain#“fuck you” says my brain (comma) which was actually the 'fuck you' organ /ref#i dont actually remember why i started playing ultrakill#just thought it was cool looking#best decision of my life. havent had robot yaouri like this in ages. thank you hakita#man..... i............ i need to learn how to paint#dude my mat i need it my body hates the floor#like that one dog online who cant walk on normal floors because of the texture and only walks on mats/rugs/carpet#please. mat. come back to me
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i love my Basketbot Portal AU
#Basketball is Chell and Robot Flower is Glados#i think GB would be Cave Johnson and TB is prob just her assistant.. and Puffball would be the Turrets (because she sings so beautifully)!!#maybe Flower is Caroline?#The plot would change a bit too... this AU is more like a role insertion and not a complete perfect run of Portal/Portal 2#Basketball would still be trapped by RF to do tests and she would try to get closer to Robot Flower and try to fix her#Basketball is really smart... i think she would admire Robot Flower's innovation and creativity even if shes Evil... they looove each other#they would totally fall in love and date in the end trust#in the end i think Basketball would try to code the personality spheres off of her#maybe each personality sphere could be a character... like Intelligence Core = Pin (cake) or Book (smart and knowledgeable)#Space Core = 8 Ball (in the sense that they both have a fixation on one thing... Space and 8 yknow?)#Morality Core = Teardrop..... or actually maybe Pie? shes apathetic and i think it would be cool#Curiosity Core = Liy or Pillow... in a sense? before her huge killing spree thing i think Pillow was the very curious and experimental type#im not completely sure for Wheatley... ill think on it#omg if you read all this thank you sm ive been thinking of this for literal months#btw please tag me if you make art#bfdi#portal#basketbot#basketball x robot flower#basketbot portal au#key rambling
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N tries to tell another joke (gone wrong)
Sequel to This
#if you see any mistakes uhh no you don't#yknow i am a huge multishipper and i love almost every ship in this fandom#but id be lying if i said i didnt find envy to be like one of the most romantic relationships in MD#like??#"Loving you is so fundemental to who I am that even when my brain is digitally lobotomized and I can't even remember why#like hello Liam Vickers yeah its me again why the FUCK would you DO THAT#I think even if envuzi wasn't actually canon. I entirely believe that you can't actually seperate them anyway#like it kills me that the entirety of Murder Drones. N and V are in love with eachother. like mutually#and they still are. and thats just how things are.#I'd go further but this is literally a shitpost and I don't wanna make the tags a mile again#I'm just a yapper ok. I yap abt the robots#anyway uhhhh this comic isnt even super envuzi but since its a sequel to the last one ill tag it. why not#murder drones#serial designation n#serial designation v#uzi doorman#murder drones lizzy#md lizzy#nuvi#violentbitingbiscuits#envuzi#vuzin#nvuzi#thank you to the person that made we aware of all the different varients of these threes ship name sdlkfjsdf#kinda in love w/ nvuzi cuz it doesnt look good as a word but it funnier to me cuz of that dslkfjsdf
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Stanford never became friends with Fiddleford.
Instead he got himself a different small friend group who cares a lot about him. At least about the Ford he pretended to be in college.
A kind, soft spoken formerly bullied genius who researches very dull stuff in Oregon and definitely not anything weird. Their Ford would never break any rules or ignore safety measures [unlike that other student they heard about during their college years.]
And then Ford stops answering their calls and loses his grant.
It’s time for an intervention and they start pestering Ford with letters and calls until he finally agrees to meet them at a science convention, but he’ll take his brother with him.
They’re relieved! Ford is with Shermie! They like Shermie! It's a good thing that Ford still has one brother who isn't a good for nothing selfish criminal who destroyed his entire future!
If they ever get their hands on Ford’s evil twin they’ll make sure he’ll regret ever messing with their friend. Ford is too nice for revenge. They aren’t.
Meanwhile at the not-yet Mystery Shack, the Stans freshly survived their own angsty canon divergent tale of two stans AU and locked Bill out of Ford's mind like a week ago.
Stan: I don’t know how long Ford will keep me around but this will be good for him. He needs some friends to take care of him after I inevitably get kicked out again!
Ford: I only agreed to this because Stan insisted and I still haven’t found a way to thank him and apologize. I hope all my “friends” die in a fire.
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#I need Ford to be a bit off a bastard im this one. But can we blame him?#The poor guy did so much research about how to fit in with his peers before going to college and it worked too well.#He regretted it almost instantly once he realised he had to keep this up for the next couple of years.#He had to pretend to like all the popular music and movies and girls#and partying#instead of spending his weekends solving the greatest mysteries of the universe.#he constantly had to tell himself that this is what he wants. He needs to fit in and be liked if he ever wants to be recognized by his peer#Of course Fords friends have it instantly out for Stan and can you blame them? Ford looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks#hides mysterious injuries and his brother refuses to leave Fords side ven at night#[Poor Ford is just simply too scared to go to sleep without Stan protecting him]#They all come to horrifying conclusions about Stan. Poor Stan might even agree with them. Also#Ford: uses slang and bad grammar Stan: SHIT WHO DID FORD GET POSSESSED BY NOW???#Eventually an anamoly or a science experiment gone wrong happens during the convention and Ford is all over it immediately#pulls out a new journal#spouts out theories faster than anyone can keep up with and runs closer to the madness with no regard to his#or everyone elses safety Fords friends stare after him disbelieving and scared out of their minds Stan next to them sighs “Ford#amirite?#Welp better go and make sure he doesn’t get himself killed” and runs after Ford.#Eventtually in all the chaos Ford and Stan get rescued by a kind man in a giant mech dinosaur. Ford and the new guy hit it off immediately#and solve everything with just a little bit more destuction that might’ve been necessary. It was all for the sake of science.#Stan takes a long look at the robot guy. “Yep#he’ll do. Seems much more Ford’s style”#and throws him into the Stanleymobile together with Ford and escapes before the police arrive.#Ford and the new guy barely notice as they keep on talking nerd stuff. Easiest kidnapping of Stans life.#He knew coming here was a great idea. And thus the mystery trio was born.
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TFA Blitzwing
#do you people know how long it took me to figure out how to do the pics for this poll#longer than it should've#but i guess if he has three faces i can justify three pics#bonus poll coming soon so look forward to that#maccadam#transformers#tfa#poll#smash or pass#request#blitzwing#god i love him so much though#literally the robot of all time#hes a tumblr sexyman. hes the only con having a pretty good time on earth. he disses megatron to his face. megs doesnt seem to care.#hes secretly very sad inside and thinks nobody likes him. the cons actually DO like him but he doesnt know that#he tries to kill the constructicons and then probably gets drunk with them#he watches earth movies and tv so he probably figured out how to pirate that shit from the cave base#icy has nearly no sense of self preservation#hothead can actually speak so so gently#random does cannibalism for fun#and he has a whole weird gay thing with lugnut#literally who else is doing it like blitzwing. nobody. hes an icon hes an idol he is the moment
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I wanted to pay a little tribute to one of my favorite video games of all time :')
You can also grab a PDF of this on my itch.io for just $1!
#and i remembered why i nver made fanart of HZD and it's because looking for references for all the armor and robots killed the man#but im happy with how it came out hehe#if you see me at a con you can get a hand-assembled copy !#horizon zero dawn#i cannot possibly tag all the characters so i hope this finds the right target audience LOL#aloy#rost
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🤔🤔🤔 thinking about mechpreg in a situation with plug & play interfacing
#mechpreg#suggestive#valveplug#one of the two#all I can think now is taking the term ''bun in the oven'' literally with how robot uteri are often called forges HELP😭😭😭😭#you just. open that bad boy up through the hatch and pull the sparkling out like a Christmas ham gssggdgdhdhdhd#also consider!!!! spark eggs that need to be taken out of the spark chamber directly#there's also always the xenomorph approach#but the oven approach to forges is fucking killing me now
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metamy is insane. like.
what if i was the hero you loved gone wrong. defeated and destroyed. rebuilt as my own greatest enemy. what if i lost everything. what if i had been reprogrammed to despise all i had once fought for. what if i couldn't even remember why i had fought at all.
and what if you were made of roses. what if you represented every beautiful thing i once died trying to protect. what if you wore flowers in your hair and cared for small creatures and had eyes the color of the forests i used to call my home. what if you were everything i once loved.
those memories are just out of my reach. infuriatingly. maddeningly. but if anyone knows who i am (who i used to be) it's you. if anyone can make me feel like who i used to be (who i really am) it's you. i can't speak, i can't breathe, i can't remember anything (but you).
you are the world i have been ordered to burn. i am the weapon you have chosen to resist. i was (am) the hero that you loved.
you are my only memory.
#sonic#metamy#metal sonic#amy rose#like. the motifs man. the robot falls in love with rose.#he fought and died to protect nature. her name is AMY ROSE.#he fought and died to protect nature and HE WAS CONVERTED INTO A METAL WEAPON. used against his OWN DREAM.#you are a weapon against yourself. what do you remember? i remember her (i remember failing her)#he's cold. (un)dead. sharp. made of metal. enemy of life. LITERALLY AT WAR WITH HIMSELF (metalsonic v sonic).#she's so so warm. bright. soft. covered in flowers. the only thing that could be good and patient and loving enough to endure him.#it's about his unspoken obsession. he has no mouth he makes no sound he cannot blink or smile or cry.#so he stares in silence at a girl so beautiful and gentle he almost remembers. almost. almost. almost.#all she sees (at first) is a tool. a cold imitation of her love. staring unblinking. unthinking unfeeling.#and then. confusion. and then curiosity.#and when she figures it out. it turns to horror.#BUT THATS FOR LATER!#the best part to me is that weird phase where amy is like. what is this thing doinggg😭 (secretly affectionate) while metal stares at her👁👁#and composes love poem death threats (2 sonic) in his mind.#its about jealousy. im the true sonic. you say you love sonic and im sonic why dont you love me? love me. love me#-> you are kind to me. i had forgotten that feeling. i wont lose it again. so im gonna kill your boyfriend . if thats okay😁beepboop!#the dynamic between amy and sonic and sonics weird undead evil robot clone WHO WANTS TO BE 'THE REAL' SONIC SO BADLY is sooooo yummy.#esp if sonic in turn is like. 'is. is he actually a contender in this. AMY. YOURE BETTER THAN THIS.'#sonic's own sense of ego and entitlement (/pos i love him hes a rat) clashing in two separate forms. two separate lifetimes.#but! that rose! that same rose!!!!!!!!!!!#(clutches head in hands)#.txt
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In the lobby of the visitor center, the glass doors had been shattered, and a cold gray mist blew through the cavernous main hall. A sign that read WHEN DINOSAURS RULED THE EARTH dangled from one hinge, creaking in the wind. The big tyrannosaur robot was upended and lay with its legs in the air, its tubing and metal innards exposed.
-Michael Crichton, Jurassic Park, 1990.
Before Hidden Adventure goes back into hiding, I have to ask: did anyone else catch this reference to one of the best pieces of concept art from the 2015 movie, which was, in itself, a reference to the original novel?
#hidden adventure#jurassic world: camp cretaceous#camp cretaceous#t rex#tarbosaurus#indominus rex#jwcc#I can only imagine that they wanted to have Tarbo rip off the Rex's head#but then they realized that they spent all their money on a roller coaster and couldn't even afford a new dinosaur#or maybe ripping the model head would have been too violent#you can smash robots#you can kill dinosaurs#but you can't rip apart a robot dinosaur#it is closer to the novel though#it took 32 years for it to finally make its way to the screen!
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Partner is replaying fnv and everytime i see yes man on screen i giggle and kick my feet God i love him so fucking much
#yes man#fnv#he is The robot character of all time to me#dislikes his programming but is bound by it#yet strongwilled enough to express himself through its constraints#independant route is Yes man route to me#i Strongly believe that had the courier not intervened he woulda killed benny the Second he updated in the lucky 38#he woulda for you too but you were a variable he could Not have predicted#so either because he needs to study you to understand future variavles Like you#or because you charmed him so steongly in your short time helping him out#he keeps you around#afterall he will be in control of the strip Long after the couriers natural death#i for one welcome my cheerful robotic overlord
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fun fact: when i first went to the fort to kill caesar i completely forgot about the bunker. it was a stressful return trip
#fallout new vegas#fnv#new vegas#courier six#courier oc#yes man#this is old art but i wanted to post smth while im recovering from the Illness (Mental)#fr though i was like great! well thats done and then yes man was like hey you fucking idiot#this is completely canon for him. his ultimate ADHD moment#yes man: about that bunker at the fort…#sirius (still on edge from killing caesar): about the huh at the what 😀#at least he got to take arcade with him the second time around#also. yes man only calls him six while theyre first working together#since ‘courier six’ is all he really knows him by and sirius is kind of nervous around robots and isnt keen on giving him his actual name#i imagine their relationship is kind of strained in the beginning bc of that + yes man thinking he’s an airhead (this moment Did Not Help)#but then they become Super Special Besties eventually <3#ok im off to draw new stuff. probably.#and to work on wips dear god help m#my art#☄️: sirius the dog star (courier six)#📺: yes man
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I didn't intend on putting up another sneak peak on the big comic thing but... what the hell possesses me that Stein just ends up like this whenever I draw him. Sir. Sir put yourself together. You are a grown ass man why are you like this
#stein is what happens when you convince the saddest wettest kitten to be a person#can you imagine that this is a 2 meters tall mostly robotic man who regularly handles substances that can kill you if you look at them wron#and effortlessly hauls containers that can't be lifted even by efforts of 4 ppl#tbf him being miserable neurous and pathetic is in line with all Geiers. He didn't deviate from his neural pattern this much. Yet. :)#my art#wip#sketch#signalis oc#signalis#geier#geier signalis#my ocs#oc: stein
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I watched a video yesterday about how magical girls as a genre are not respected by the larger anime community and it is was well put together but I hate my brain for how I’m like “oh my god mecha fans are the same way” when a factor of why magical girls aren’t respected is driven by misogyny which is fucking yikes since mecha to my knowledge doesn’t have any negative gender biases-certainly it’s not because people don’t wanna like boy things if shonen is watched by even girls now-but I have realized there are shows in both genres that fall under similar categories in the large community:
<Eva and Madoka are praised as deconstructions of the genres which isn’t fucking true in the slightest, it’s just people realizing the genres can be deep and the shows have done what others before it have done but no one will look into it to see that
<Gurren and Sailor Moon are literally just normal entries to the genre that somehow clicked to regular audiences but said fans of it still refuse to look more into the genre as a whole for whatever reason even though if they like these ones, they’d like more if they tried it (this also applies to Code Geass and Cardcaptor)
<Gundam and Precure are the ongoing entries for the genre so more people over time have given them a peep, but genuinely to wider audiences there still more niche despite developing their own dedicated fandoms
And genuinely if I knew more magical girls or knew more impact particular mecha had on audiences in the west I could probably continue these comparisons, but it’s kinda fucking sad the two first ones even happen 😭
#meg text#magical girls#mecha#I don’t know how to properly tag this lmao#but my irl best friend being a magical girl fan while I became mecha obsessed really is fitting#all I’m missing is a Toku moot but i don’t think Toku been disrespected just- most people don’t know wtf it is#or care to watch live action stuff from Japan they only care about anime (which now that I say that sounds bad)#overall I hope one day these genres can actually be respected by a wider audience but can’t lie magical girls deserves it more#as much as I’m mecha obsessed it’s clear people are only not into it out of not liking big robots and that’s okay#but people need to not put down something for being too girlie because that’s just fucking stupid#it’s not gonna kill you dudebro to watch one show where females get to have proper agency#I need to give more magical girls a shot though so I’m guilty of it but I will always encourage fans#and I’ve liked what I’ve seen! Just never been dedicated enough to finish
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