#robotus alpha-beta

[cognitosclowns]

I was doing another Rewatch of IJ etc etc deja vu BUT

THAT’S BRETT AND REAGAN RUNNING UP THE STAIRS. THAT’S THE DAY ALPHA-BETA GAINED SENTIENCE. A.B’S BIRTHDAY IS NOVEMBER 8TH

[edgamz]

You’re nothing without me !!

[swimmingcreatortyrant]

Based on "Doctor Who" meme

[tenpixelsusie]

part 1 of netflix's inside job takes place in late 2021, with episode 1, unpresidented, sometime around november 2021. in said episode, reagan plugs her phone into alpha beta, uploading all current knowledge of the internet, including social media sites like facebook, twitter, tumblr, etc. into his hard drive.

with this information we can conclude that he knows what tumblr sexymen are, and by extension, the onceler, sans undertale, and of course, vriska homestuck.

if we remember the key detail that ALL information on the internet before and during november 2021 were uploaded into his hard drive, we can make the claim that alpha beta knows what undertale/deltarune are, and that key detail starts a domino line of utdr leads to toby fox leads to andrew hussie leads to the reasonable conclusion that he has canonically read homestuck.

[insidejizz]

ROBOTUS alpha-beta headcanons

first writing post is gonna be some general headcanons for everyones favorite robot =) feel free to request any other characters , or anything at all 

// he wont outright say it but he. has a bias against bears because of bearo now.

mostly he just makes like petty comments if he sees a bear or anything? calls them stupid and annoying

of course this would quickly change if anyone gave him something that was a bear.

hed make some comment about it, something about how "you must not know me very well if you thought this was a good gift" but also he. wont give it up no matter what.

like if they offered to get him something else? its instantly 'no takebacks live with your choices' because he refuses to genuinely say he likes something that is bear themed.   but he does.

// i think if he had access to more shows (reagan please give him access to ur streaming services PLEASE) he would still love lighthearted cheesy shit like sitcoms

like as much as he enjoys high stakes where humans all die (lol), he finds it a lot more fun to watch shows where its just a bunch of. harmless idiots existing.

the office, parks and rec, schitts creek, etc etc. 

of course this makes him. insufferable to any non-sitcom enjoyer but if you show him other things you can wean him off of it u just gotta find other funny shows

one time he compared reagan to sheldon from big bang theory. he didnt….. mean it to be mean? it was a simple observation, but it did NOT go over well with reagan 

other shows he would enjoy, imo;

the good place

game shows! he gets SO heated watching gameshows bc he will play along and get mad if he cant get the answers right shgsghjdsjgn

columbo

gravity falls

// does not know his own strength sometimes and will just like crush shit in his hand accidentally

like he doesnt. MEAN to but hell be holding something and then flex his hand a little to make sure its not locking up and WHOOPS he crushed that solo cup and now reagan has to fix a beer-logged robot arm

tries to hold a cardboard box gently and just rips holes into it trying to get the right strength grip on the box

with things that are more solid, hes just fine because he can stop when he feels resistance and know he's holding it firmly but not breaking anything

but with fragile things? there is no resistance and then its broken and hes like. aw fuck

// myc gave him a furby at one point. said he found it in storage and it reminded him of ab because it never shuts up and runs on batteries.

ab HATES it. absolutely loathes the thing. it sets a bad example for robotkind, its UGLY, its ANNOYING, and he CANT MAKE IT SHUT UP.

has taken out the batteries before . insists that it kept going even after he took them out so he just put them back in anyway

( in reality he took the batteries out, got lonely, and put them back in)

he gave it a name but its like. a WEIRD ASS name. its essentially just a glitch noise

said he did it bc "no human should ever be allowed to sully its name" which is. oddly endearing in his own way

if you are able to sneak up on him you might be able to hear him cooing at the furby. plots world domination with it like an evil mastermind and his cat

// WOULD NEVER ADMIT IT AND ONLY REAGAN KNOWS BC THEY SHARE THE SAME STREAMING SERVICES BUT…….. he LOVES my little pony. specifically equestria girls

cried watching the first equestria girls movie, refuses to admit he cried watching the first equestria girls movie.

he also… secretly imagines the gang as the mane six? it wasnt hard for him to decide who was who and he will just sit there during meetings like "haha that is SO rainbowdash of you myc…."

(if youre interested, his assignments are :)

myc ; rainbow dash

glenn ; applejack

gigi ; rarity

reagan ; twilight sparkle

andre ; pinkie pie

brett ; both spike and fluttershy. ab will argue for both and he will win the argument.

(btw he sees himself as sunset shimmer<3<3<3<3)

[outismm]

I’m completely normal about him in every way :)

[sin-sidejob]

Casting for Inside Job:

this is a collection of casting ideas, primarily just faceclaims (and one voice actor), that match the characters of Inside Job formed by my own personal opinions and the lovely @radioactivebowtie ‘s feedback

(I think my proudest selections are for Gigi and JR ngl but they all look really close to the characters which was the whole goal + show some of their personality) ENJOY! CASTING DECISIONS FOUND BELOW ↴

Reagan Ridley played by Shion Takeuchi

Rand Ridley played by Christian Slater

Tamiko Ridley played by Lucy Liu

Brett Hand played by Tom Webb

Gigi Thompson played by Ryan Destiny

JR Scheimpough played by Richard Gere

Andre Lee played by Lee Ki Woo (with the help of some facial hair and crocs)

Glenn Dolphman played by Tom Hanks (with the help of special effects and god)

Magic Myc played by Brett Gelman (mainly voice acting + the help of CGI & green screen effects)

Robotus Alpha-Beta played by Kurt Russell (plus some special effects for the whole robot thing)

[toontownportraits]

inside job doodles from yesterday + today

[olexxx]

Hey, Hey Netflix, look at me. Bitch.

[cryptic-m0ss]

My beloveds-

I wanna see them all hang and do cute shit together so BAD BRO-

[lexnoir]

you can all thank @sin-sidejob for she murders me on the daily

[cognitosclowns]

I couldn’t choose which hand position looked cutest so. have all of em I guess :o

[thespacehatter]

I like to think I’m funny

[swimmingcreatortyrant]

Who asked for Tamiko/Robotus?

+ low quality memes under the cut again

[kostekkk]

I think about him a lot.....

[cherrycro]

Has this been done before?? God i have such αβ brainrot