#roderick heffley headcanons

[ladymarlin]

Heather fam hehe (headcanons)

(Going right to left)

•She doesn't like her mom. She used to try and convince herself she liked her mom but bc she spent more time with her than her dad, but she really doesn't. She grew to dislike her. She wants Heather to be someone more refined. She cares a lot about their public image and often throws large parties and galas. Heather only really has to attend on holidays, because it'd "look bad" if they didn't spend holidays as a family.

•Business dad. He owns a big company like energy or oil or something. Heather never spent much time with him bc he works a lot. -Her parents don't like her all that much in general.

•She doesn't have much of a problem with her younger sister, Jane. just a bit of jealousy. Their mom's a lot nicer to Jane than to Heather. Jane is very much the "cringe" my little pony little girl.

•Heather's in the middle. She's around 15 here.

•Her older brother, Ren, is kinda dirtbaggy. He's almost like a toned down Roderick Heffley. He doesn't get in as much trouble as Heather because he actually puts on the act their parents want. Also because he's their first born son so he has son privilege. Heather gets along with him fairly well.

•Her older sister, Amanda, isn't that bad. She fits in pretty well with the rest of the family. She's the "successful" one. For a while she felt bad for Heather, but it's at a point where she thinks Heather getting in trouble is her own fault. A small part of her still feels bad though. Her and Heather have never been very close. On rare occasions they'd talk about their parents, but that's about it.

•Her younger brother Damien is like those evil German kid tiktoks. She hates him.

[sausagekingofchicago13]

feel free to make a request!! i write x readers and headcanons for these characters

stanley barber

steve harrington

robin buckley

roderick heffley

but feel free to ask for other characters and i’ll try my best!!

[thegetoufather]

how about a cursed headcanon for Hardcore Roderick Heffley, hehe

for a second i was like WHO IS THAT and then i remembered thats my tag for dabi hehe ty for perceiving my tags <333

dabi does not cut his toenails

send in your fave for a headcanon (can be cursed if you like!)

[lotus-baby]

tobi and/or obito for the ask game?? :)

favorite thing about them

the versatility of the 2 alter ego’s on top of being obito... if the double identity reveal wasnt spoiled to death 4 me i would be so obsessed w/ it.

least favorite thing about them

kills konan =_= 

favorite line

frill necked lizard jutsu! *strikes pose and nothing happens*

brOTP

tobi and zetsu and deidara another web bcz deidara is a mentor figure to tobi but obito is tired senior working on the same student council project as 10thgrade deidara and zetsu was a work friend to deidara but now we’re friend friends i guess whatever and tobi is obito and zetsu’s inside joke from the cave days and zetsu is obito’s older brother in a roderick heffley & greg heffley way if roderick heffley was your unmarried aunt hope that all checks out

OTP

i lied in the kisame one i thinjk obito x kisame is cool 

nOTP

obito x konan 

obito x zetsu they’re related

random headcanon

is his throat all right after changing his voice regularly for like 20 years, maybe he went 2 a voice acting class before taking on the madara persona.

also if they had cars in naruto he wouldnt have a drivers license

unpopular opinion

i dont have any major opinions or anything 😔

song i associate with them

homage by mild high club it doesnt fit or anything i just liked it at the same time i rlly liked tobi

favorite picture of them

10tails obito 

and this i dont like it but i just want 2 force ppl 2 see it