#romainebean

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"Are you sure you're okay? I heard a scream."

"Yeah, I'm good, I just saw a ghost? But it was a cute ghost."

"Oh, one of the dogs! Do you know why their eyes look like that? It's because the skeleton is the last thing to decompose, and the ghost's form is already finalized by the time it-"

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"The little shark is an admirable hunter. He smells sap, spots his prey, and lunges with piscine grace-"

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"-trivial chance of losing, because the odds of someone picking paper right after rock are-"

"Okay! Fine! One more time. Rock, paper-"

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"Mom! Can I invite a friend over?"

"Not until you've done your homework. And step away from that computer, bud. You know your dad will cry if you don't get into college."

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"C'mon, Rox. Let's get you changed for your party."

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"Boys! How was the promenade?"

"Promenade?"

"That's what prom's short for. It was nice, Dad."

"You both must have made the most handsome couple there :D Scoot in, please, so that I can take a photo."

"Aw, Dad! C'mon, I'm about to pass out."

"Just one photo, Romaine? Please? You won't even notice me take it."

"I don't mind."

"Fine."

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"I guess it really was anyone's game now that Bennie and Josie graduated!"

"I think we might have been the closest thing to a couple there."

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"If you're gonna sleep in than I get to take the first shower."

"noooo i'm up i'm up"

"You know, some people might argue that primogeniture grants me an indisputable right to use the bathroom first in the morning-"

"But you take hours!"

"I've got more to wash! We can't all be as short as you."

"Eeee, stop! I'm tall for my age! Mom said."

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"Hello, Romaine. Would you and your friend like to come for a swim? The pool is still very warm!"

"Oh, it is Maia! Hello, Maia. Are you here to see your grandparents?"

"Um, well, maybe . . . A swim does sound pretty nice, Mr. Bean. I had a bunch of snacks before I came over, but I think I'm probably done digesting?"

"Proper safety is very important. I could be your lifeguard? Or . . . perhaps I should find Romy's mother, and let you both 'talk' in private?"

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"You know, I bet there'll be a lot of quite places two sims can sneak off to during prom. Everyone will be so busy dancing-"

"Aw, you don't want to dance with me?"

"No, I do! But it's statistically interesting! Of course, the locker rooms will fill up first, and then the unlocked classrooms - maybe the nurse's office? Or a janitor's closet? We should kiss in, I mean, check all of them."

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"You know, I had to cross over a mountain of algebra just to get to you."

"Haha. Don't strain yourself. Uh, if you need help with math."

"Absolutely not. You can't expect me to suppress my natural hormonal responses and concentrate on math when you're around. You're too handsome! I'm not a monk, Maia."

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"Rocket! Hi, munchkin."

"Hee! Hiii Ro'aine!"

"Wow, you almost got my whole name! Good job. But it's Romaine. With an 'm'."

"Hee!"

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i'm supposed to be smart

oh!

well who needs brains when you have a bod like this me i need brains maybe i should study physical fitness or

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"Uh. Before we eat can I - can I kiss you? It's just . . . I can't stop thinking about it-"

"You'd better go for it, then."

"Really?"

"I like you way too much to let you catch kiss-deprivation madness over me, Babs! You know, it's a disease that effects twenty-seven percent of all teens-"

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Excuse me?!