#milolink

[moocha-muses]

"-trivial chance of losing, because the odds of someone picking paper right after rock are-"

"Okay! Fine! One more time. Rock, paper-"

[themanyfacesofmilo]

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"Ooof! Not so hard, old man. I've got a game tomorrow."

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"I guess it is about time for me to step down and let the younger crowd take over. Beckett's been nipping right at my heels for the past couple of years."

"And just think of all the time we'll have to smooch! Without any of the kids around."

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"I'll be out in a few minutes, sweetheart. I'm just enjoying a nice soak."

"The floor is covered-"

"You can take me out to buy a thicker bathmat tomorrow!"

"You are a menace (<3)."

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"You know, pup, I miss you terribly while you're at work. It gets so lonely around here now that Harper's finally found an outside interest."

"Even with all the cats?"

"Even with . . . Ken, what if my very favorite person in the world finally took his retirement package and stayed home all day to putter around the house with me?"

"Mmm? Well-"

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"So it's cool if I hang out past curfew, right?"

"Kiddo, I know for a fact that your girlfriend's not allowed out past ten."

" . . . aw. I can still go out, though, right?"

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"Nice day for a bask, eh, Harp?"

"Mmm. Why don't you join me?"

"Just as soon as I've finished this petal."

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"Were you actually playing nicely, you grumpy little old man? I'll have to tell Zellie to put a sardine in your bowl."

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"'lo, Unlce Milo!"

"Full? D-did you swim here?"

"I took the rowboat."

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“That new dog of yours is awfully cute. Are you expecting puppies soon?”

“Ken’s finally giving in? I’ll believe that when I see it.”

“A man can dream, can’t he? A dog that size is basically a cat anyway.”

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“So this is what you look like with a proper tan.”

“Very sexy, eh, Pooch?”

“It’s a lot better than the sunburn.”