throw his goofy ass out of the car
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in tears thinking about 42 year old Roberto De Niro and his 23 year old starry eyed wife fresh out of university. his niece is barely younger than her!! what’s wrong with him!! and she’s his junior to boot!! cmon man!!
but she’s just so beautiful and she’s whip smart and clever and so, so good, which terrifies him. this world might chew her up and spit her out wrong. he doesn’t want to see her bitter and jaded like he is.
meanwhile Meryl takes one look at her senpai with his drinking problem, nicotine addiction, and extremely sexy eyepatch and goes “that one. I want that one.”
he’s not any of her firsts but by god does she want him to be her last
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Trying to write oblivious mob wife!Vash
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lead-fill the hole in me
trigun stampede, romery, .5k. meryl chooses violence
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You say Vashwood and nobody bats an eye. You say RoMeryl and society goes wild
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Do people here ship Roberto and Meryl? Ive only seen on twitter.
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@sleeplesswork the romeryl starter
“I have been just unlucky.”, were Roberto's last words before both the pain and the blood loss made him go unconscious. He had been so damn sure to die at that god forsaken place and yet his fate should be a different one. It had been the one he last expected it from that had noticed he wasn’t in fact bled out yet and dragged his limb body out of the city before July imploded in result of the last fight between two brothers.
What was a pack of cigarettes in exchange for his life then?
The next time he opened his eyes again, he was laying in a hospital bed, hooked up to an infusion and in enough pain still to wish to simply fall back asleep. A groan escaped his throat during an attempt to sit up, which venture was given up on quickly. Instead he simply turned his head to see where exactly he was and who else was spending him some company. It sure made him smile to see a familiar face.
“What happened?”
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roberto had his intuition and his experience and he saw every warning sign but when meryl said no he ignored all of it.
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Announcement 🥃🚬
We're excited to announce that Straightforward: A Roberto de Niro Zine 🥃🚬 will be available for download on August 1!
Stay tuned for our contributor previews! In the meantime, check out the zine's stunning cover art by @/AloeVieraB over on Twitter!
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All work AND play makes for a healthy relationship (referenced meryl's cute pajamas from the old anime, its roberto's shirt now)
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