#ron is jealous of hedric tho oopsie

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The Golden Trio and Ginny discovering Harry Potter Fanon Pairings but it’s the Part 2 no one asked for

Hi. So basically, I’m bored. This is the result of it. Btw, just saying this might not have the same format as last time because I have a pea brain that can’t remember things. Any who...

Blairon

Harry: Isn’t that the guy who said he’d never date a ‘blood traitor’?

Ron: I don’t know if this is good or bad,  I’ve never even met this guy before, so uh...okay.

Hermione: BACK OFF MY MAN WHOEVER YOU ARE  😡 😡 🔪 🔪 🔪

Ginny: Eww not Zabini.

Pansmione

Harry: no

Ron: Why though

Hermione: Isn’t she obsessed with Draco? Plus she bullied me. I couldn’t care less about her honestly.

Ginny: *laughing because wtf*

Hedric (He isn’t dead shut up)

Harry: . . .He was cute though 😳 😳 😳 😳

Ron: WHY CEDRIC HUH HUH WHAT’S SO GOOD IN HIM? HARRY COULD DO BETTER THAN THAT. 

Hermione: Not bad.

Ginny: I’m not jealous. Honest. Like really, it’s hot.

Snarry

Harry: *screaming loudly and jumping into Ron’s arms*

Ron: *screaming loudly as Harry*

Hermione: *screaming while squeezing Ron to death who doesn’t notice*

Ginny: *screaming while hanging onto Ron’s back*

Snamione

Harry: Guys let’s go back to Ronarry and Hedric

Ron: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Hermione: Hermione.exe has stopped working

Ginny: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Voldarry/Tomarry

Harry: FUCK YOU

Ron: I’ve never in my life been so glad I’m not Harry

Hermione: Please I don’t want to see Voldmione/Tomione please I’ll not read books for a day please

Ginny: WHAT DID MY BEAU DO TO YOU? FIRST MALFOY THEN SNAPE NOW RIDDLE? WHAT’S NEXT? HIM AND THE TOAD?

Voldmione/Tomione

Harry: Can I go 

Ron:  Why do you hate her so much though

Hermione: TAKE ME BACK TO HOGWARTS

Ginny: 🤢

Voldinny/Tominny

Harry: This has been censored

Ron: This has been censored

Hermione: Oh Ginny, come here, you need a hug.

Ginny: This has been censored

Harmione

Harry: Sorry but I’m into redheads with freckles who have brown or blue eyes.

Ron: I’m just glad it’s not...not, Fenrir Greyback or something.

Hermione: My type is Ronald Bilius Weasley. Sorry not sorry Harry.

Ginny: Actually, I was kind of jealous during my first year. Then I realized Ron and Hermione are crazy for each other, soo...

(I don’t what some these pairings are normally called. So I’m changing up the italic part)

No this isn’t a pairing that includes any of the four, but how could I not?Deamus 

Harry: You know, I’ve always thought there was something there. 

Ron: Interesting

Hermione: YES

Ginny: Dean spent a lot of time talking about Seamus when we were together. 

Lunarry

Harry: We’re friends so nice but, no offense to her, she kind of makes me uncomfortable. She’s a good friend, but when we were at Slughorn’s Christmas party in 6th year I remember staring at Ginny, turning around, finding Luna staring at me. I don’t think I had ever prayed for something harder than I prayed she didn’t speak.

Ron: lol

Hermione: Do NOT ruin my OTP  I don’t see how Harry could deal with her non-existent creatures but she’s cool anyways.

Ginny: Pfft, you think her type is Harry? Wait Harry, I’m sorry-

Ron/Luna

Harry: ok

Ron: Not bad I guess?

Hermione: Whatever. *Possessive scowl*

Ginny: Cute :)

Bellamione

Harry: So we couldn’t stay on actually kind of good ships? No? Thank you so fucking much, I appreciate it.

Ron: Bellatrix? Bellatrix? Bellatrix bloody Lestrange? THE WOMAN WHO TORTURED HER?

Hermione: Brb I need to have a mental breakdown

Ginny: If you tell me about something called Bellinny I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU DO NOT TEST ME

Linny

Harry: Can I watch 👀  

Ron: If it was Hermione and Luna 👀👀👀  

Hermione: I thought they were just friends though?? Okay never mind this is heaven after most of the others.

Ginny:  😳 😳 😳 😳