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List of 2024

(constantly updated)

Books 📕📚📖

Julie de Lespinasse - Letters of Mlle. De Lespinasse

Agnieszka Szpila - Heksy

Jerzy Urban - Jajakobyły

Jerzy Jarniewicz - Makijaż

Movies🎥🎞🎬

The Age of Innocence [1993]

Human Traffic [1999]

Whiplash [2014]

The Northman [2022]

James Bond No time to die [2021]

The Neon Demon [2016]

Galaxy Quest [1999]

Vampire's kiss [1988]

Jurassic World Dominion [2022]

The Last Night in Soho [2021]

Corsage [2022]

Natural City [2003]

Nobody [2021]

Being John Malkovitch [1999]

The Hudsucker Proxy [1994]

Tick, tick... BOOM [2021]

Babylon [2022]

Grey Gardens [2009]

Lady Bird [2017]

Asteroid City [2023]

Pig [2021]

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent [2022]

Barton Fink [1991]

Sisu [2023]

Mandy [2018]

District 9 [2009]

Starship Troopers [1997]

Angel Heart [1987]

Scanners [1981]

Studio 54 [1998]

Things to Do in Denver when You're Dead [1995]

Fargo [1996]

Sicario [2015]

Godzilla Minus One [2023]

The Fly [1986]

Factotum [2005]

Story of O [1975]

Adaptation [2002]

Mermaids [1990]

Blade [1998]

Blade II [2002]

Blade: Trinity [2004]

The Royal Tenenbaum [2001]

The Diary of a Teenage Girl [2015]

Magnolia [1999]

Natural Born Killers [1994]

The Lighthouse [2019]

Pulp Fiction [1994]

Go [1999]

Reality Bites [1994]

9 songs [2004]

Interview with a Vampire [1994]

Egoiści (PL) [2000]

Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension [1984]

Heavenly Creatures [1994]

Singles [1992]

Wicker Park [2004]

Dune: Part Two [2024]

The Favourite [2018]

Under the Volcano [1984]

Phantom of the Paradise [1974]

In the mouth of madness [1994]

The Machinist [2004]

Prêt-à-Porter [1994]

Paris, Texas [1984]

Death Wish [1974]

Marnie [1964]

La Strada [1954]

Cover Girl [1944]

Kallafiorr (PL) [1999]

The Last Voyage of Demeter [2023]

The Gentlemen [2019]

The Menu [2022]

Lisbon Story [1994]

The Great Gatsby [1974]

Wyatt Earp [1994]

Gothic [1986]

Climax [2018]

Meg 2: The Trench [2023]

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom [2023]

Soaked in bleach [2015]

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire [2024]

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert [1994]

Pom Poko [1994]

Barbie [2023]

Legends of the Fall [1994]

Rimini [2022]

La femme publique [1984]

Ophelia [2018]

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead [1990]

Near Dark [1987]

Léon: the Professional [1994]

Boyhood [2014]

x [2022]

My Fair Lady [1964]

Blood Simple [1984]

La Reine Margot [1994]

Lisa Frankenstein [2024]

Quiz show [1994]

M for Murder [1954]

Nightcrawler [2014]

Don Juan DeMarco [1994]

Shallow Grave [1994]

5x2 [2004]

Summer of Blood [2014]

It Could Happen to You [1994]

Idiocracy [2006]

Banlieue 13 [2004]

This is Spinal Tap [1984]

Gospel According to Harry [1994]

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga [2024]

Garden State [2004]

Mean Girls [2004]

Eros [2004]

Zardoz [1974]

Little woman [1994]

Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person [2023]

Anatomie d'une chute [2023]

Madame Web [2024]

Flash [2023]

Night of the comet [1984]

Repo Man [1984]

50 first dates [2004]

Along Came Polly [2004]

Altered states [1980]

The Lost Boys [1987]

Society [1989]

Outland [1981]

Club Zero [2023]

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire [2024]

Series 📺🖥💻

Archer season 14

Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities: Episode 7 The Viewing

Chernobyl

Rojst Millenium

3 body problem [Netflix]

The Gentleman

Ripley

Bridgertones season 3

The Boys season 4

Sausage Party: Foodtopia

The Umbrella Academy season 4

Kleo season 2 [ongoing]

Penguin [onoging]

Scents 🧯🫧🧴

BOUGHT

Robert Piquet Bandit

Etat Libre d'Orange Attaquer Le Soleil Marquis De Sade

Natural Blossom Moon Flower

USED UP

Pani Walewska

Elizabeth Arden Green Tea

Joe Malone Cologne

Joe Malone Earl Gray and Cucumber

The Library of the Fragrance Earl Gray

Current faves 💡🔥🌠

(no particular order)

brutalist, concrete architecture

Helmut Lang collections from 90s but for my everyday I choose Uniqlo and Muji

My all time favorite record is Silence is Sexy by Einstürzende Neubauten, however, honorable mention is reserved for Kruder & Dorfmeister DJ Kicks

Def some 90s nostalgia, as I was born in early 80s and I grew up then

I'm enjoying body horrors more than I wish to admit

incense perfumes

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Things To Do Today In London: Thursday 2 March 2017

Things to do today is sponsored by The Place. Robot Zoo at Horniman Museum What we're reading The boroughs where London house prices are falling. NFL player turned away from a London nightclub because he was 'too urban'. A Dalston cinema had a bit of fun pulling an Oscars spoof at a screening of Moonlight. South West Trains had delays because of an escaped llama. Things to do today LITTLE ITALY TOUR: Spend your lunchtime wandering around London's Little Italy in Clerkenwell with an Italian tour guide. Visit the Italian Church, and tuck into a three course meal. St Peter's Italian Church, £25, book ahead, noon-2pm SKATE & YOGA: House of Vans is hosting a Girls Skate Night, so if you're a female shredder, here's a chance to show off your skills. They're also throwing in free cocktails all night long and an hour long yoga session into the mix. House of Vans, free, just turn up, 6pm-10pm KEATS NIGHT: The National Theatre presents a night dedicated to one of the great Romantic poets, John Keats. Poetry and prose performer Ruth Rosen reads some of the great odes and poems written by Keats. National Theatre, £5/£4, book ahead, 6.30pm-7.30pm WHALES: Ever wondered what's it like to be a whale? This talk goes inside the world's largest mammal's mind to try and explain how they think. It's probably more accurate than lying submerged in your bath after a particularly large dinner. London School of Economics, free, just turn up, 6.30pm-8.30pm ROBOT ZOO LATE: The Horniman Museum is opening up its Robot Zoo exhibition — which we loved —  for an adults only evening. There will be talks discussing the relationships between humans, animals and robots. For the party animals among you, there will be tunes and cocktails too. Horniman Museum, £5, book ahead, 6.30pm-9.30pm Pulp Fiction at Harlesden Picture Club GUERILLA GIRLS: To celebrate International Women's Day, watch a screening of documentary Guerillas in our Midst, about the commercial art world in its 1980s boom, with an introduction from Club de Femmes. Whitechapel Gallery, £9.50/£7.50, book ahead, 7pm STREET ART TALK: What is street art and how is it defined? That's what this talk from Banksy collaborator Tristan Manco investigates. London Transport Museum, £10, book ahead, 7pm-8.30pm PEOPLE'S QUESTION TIME: Ask the questions that matter to Sadiq Khan and the London Assembly. This is the chance to hear their plans for the future of London. Westcroft Leisure Centre, free, book ahead and get there early, 7pm-9pm FILM CLUB: Head along to the launch of the Harlesden Picture Club, with a screening of the cult classic, Pulp Fiction. To celebrate their first night there's free popcorn, cakes and handmade sausage rolls. Harlesden Picture Palace, free, book ahead, 7.45pm-10.45pm NEPALESE FUSION: Namlo are a Nepalese fusion band who are launching their first album with a live performance, traditional Nepalese food and short films. Rich Mix, £6/£8, book ahead, 8pm Sponsor message This new dance show wants to challenge your perceptions The relationship between adult males and young girls is the subject of a new production at The Place. Men & Girls Dance explores the link between the two groups, which has had its share of bad press, through the medium of dance. Fevered Sleep wants to challenge negative perceptions. Listed in Lyn Gardner’s top 10 Theatre of 2016, this show is as playful and uplifting as it is provocative. Men & Girls Dance runs from 13 to 22 April – book your tickets now. Theatre review: Danish modern If you can get a ticket, we think you'd love the Almeida Hamlet, even if you're not specifically lusting after Andrew Scott (Moriarty from Sherlock) pitching to rival Cumberbatch's star turn in the same role. It's Shakespeare for the 'Borgen' generation; a slick and surveillance-heavy visual on a cool penthouse set where Juliet Stevenson's splendid dirty dancing Gertrude can shag Claudius on a couch while the Norwegian ambassador paces the corridor. Enjoy cute turns of Amaka Okafor and Calum Finlay as Rosencrantz and Guildenstern or Jessica Brown Findlay's bathtub-dunking Ophelia, but even though you could ice a cake during some of his pauses, it's Scott's softly spoken, vulnerable and charming Dubliner Dane that holds your gaze and speaks the famous lines completely afresh, and as if to only you. Hamlet, Almeida Theatre, Almeida Street, N1 1TA £10-38 28 February-15 April ★★★★★ Johnny Fox Comedy review: 200mph jokes Rhys James performs a comedy set like he's got somewhere else to be. He sprints through jokes, barely coming up for air, and leaving us wondering whether he's getting paid by the word. While he got some fantastic laughs, there were also some periods when the crowd went quiet; especially during his section on millennials. James's self-deprecating style and the way he ties the entire show together neatly at the end is impressive, and he's clearly talented. There's a great show in here somewhere, it just needs an editor to come and find it. Rhys James: Forgives, Soho Theatre, Wardour Street, W1, £12/£14, ★★★☆☆ Harry Rosehill Good cause of the day PAINFUL COMEDY: Laugh Till It Hurts brings together a fantastic collection of comics (including the reliably excellent Ed Byrne) in aid of the children's charity Barnardo's. The Hippodrome Theatre, £22, book ahead, 29 March, 7.30pm Funzing Fun things to do with our friends and sponsor Funzing. LDN Talks @ Night |Neuroscience of Powerful Habits Every January you do the same thing. You make a New Year's resolution to lose weight, be thriftier, quit smoking or possibly even to start exercising. Yet how many of us find ourselves in the exact spot we started in once the month is up? This talk by Dr Gabija Toleikyte, explains why the brain resists changing habits of a lifetime. She'll also explain how to create long lasting change, by working with your brain rather than against it. Get tickets TickTheBucket Invites You to Dream Hear crazy true stories from the people who've probably done everything on your bucket list. Be inspired by tales of marathon running, exploring the Arctic at 16 and driving to Mongolia. Get tickets Bag Your Dream Man! Whether you struggle with talking to the opposite sex or never make it pst the first date, this ladies-only dating talk is for you. Discover Michael Hussey's techniques and meet your dream man. £5 Get tickets

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Look at this Small Man having a small tantrum about brushing his teeth, normally he sits patiently and lets me do it but today he was Not In The Mood so he lay on the floor in protest and made grumbling noises the entire time like bitch are you done

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I had just enough batter left this morning to make him a tiny little pancake all his own and he couldn’t believe it was really for him

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Soft blanket soft eyes soft dog

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