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Is president shoe laces a thing?

I saw a girl in Starbucks today with rainbow laces so I told her and she said she got them from the president and I’m so confused

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In Prince's funky name, amen.

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She is obsessed with him. (Btw her name is Petunia and my black beast is Atreyu).

He’s given up trying to get away from her. They sleep like this almost every night.

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I doubt I'm the first person to make this joke, but...

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be very afraid.

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A Curated List Of My Favorite Skeletons (and Skulls!)

We shall start, of course, with the obvious: Stringray!

Followed neatly by pufferfish!

gila monster skull (shh they are sleeping)

moving on to flamingos bc they have so little to work with but they stretch it so far

veiled chameleon skull (plus art by Elena Barbieri so you comprehend the importance of the sclerotic ring bone!) (bc some eyes have bones! some eyes have bones and that is so so valid)

love us a good old-fashioned mole

the tucan, always a fun classic

in conclusion, a few dainty gibbon skeletons to calm you soul, bc why the heck not <3

(yes the last one is a real vintage postcard sold in real Natural History Museum gift shops, before for some reason they reconsidered this marketing decision)

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ok new winner from r/stupiddovenests

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“at the point of abortion is not where we should be trying to solve discrimination”

Exactly this

This is a bad idea but:

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don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

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gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

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Those hazardous spinning animations of some White Mage casts.

Unaffected.

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