#roskitalks

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I love spiderdads but man if MJ isn't a part of their relationship what's the point.

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Guys, we need to invade the fire nation NOW!

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MJ calls Miguel "Miguelito"

Btw miguelito is a cream filled pastry.

So I wanna draw Jessica going to MJ like "you know that miguelitos are a pastry with cream, yeah?" And MJ, with a straight face goes "yes"

Jessica in that moment burst into laughter.

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It's so weird when people try to portray Ganondorf as sexist when-

The motherfucker was raised by a nation full of WOMEN, they are WARRIORS. Ganondorf (atleast oot/tp/ww Ganondorf) was raised by Twinrova! Two high mages! The man never says he views women as his lesser because he was raised by powerful women.

Ganondorf kidnaps Zelda because she's strong and powerful. Oot gets a bad ending if Ganondorf kills Link, and he successfully keeps Zelda out of the battle. The man knows she's the final gambit of hyrule.

I don't think he views women as a lesser or beneath him. He's manipulative, sometimes cruel... but he ain't sexist.

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Some spiderparents headcanons.

Miguel had a crush on Peter first and it was literally after a whole month of knowing Peter, but he kept his distance because Peter was rekindling his Romance with MJ and she was pregnant with Mayday.

For Peter, his feelings became more obvious when Miguel started to visit his universe more frequently. (Jessica said "Miggy, get out of the office more!" And Peter thought maybe Miguel needed a friend.)

MJ was the one to bust the first move on Miguel. Peter and Miguel were too busy internally panicking about finding the other attractive and enjoying their time with the other.

No one really expected Miguel and MJ to bond so quickly as they did. Sometimes Peter will arrive home from Spider-Man duties and find Miguel and MJ on the couch with limbs wrapped around just talking.

Miguel and MJ especially bonded over a shared trauma. Basically both their dads were mentally and physically abusive. It isn't uncommon to hear MJ or Miguel mutter "I wanna kill your dad" to each other.

Miguel will climb up MJ and Peter's apartment and knock on a window to get inside. Peter finds it funny, but MJ gets mad cause the landlord calls them every time.

Mayday calls Miguel "papa" and loves to cling onto him. This spider baby has two dads and a mom!

MJ can really cook, Peter SUCKS at cooking while Miguel is decent but he definitely can't cook without a book cause sometimes he'll just eyeball it and make something too salty or spicy.

Miguel is a busy person, sometimes he neglects to eat something. Peter and Mj get fussy about that, but especially Peter. He makes upset noises every time Miguel goes "oh I haven't eaten in three days"

The first holiday Miguel celebrated with Peter and Mj was Passover.

That's all I got for now I might make more whenever new ones pop into my head

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I headcanon Peter b really REALLY DOESN'T like when his partners are near insanely tall buildings or fixtures cause they can fall and literally break their necks.

Like Peter will usher MJ and Miguel away from edges if he thinks he can't save them in time. It's especially awful with Miguel cause Miguel has a history of jumping out of large windows, either it be in combat, fleeing a scene or just the fact that Miguel literally casually makes jokes about throwing himself out a window to kill himself. (Peter ESPECIALLY hates those jokes.) And learning Lyla does take his jokes more seriously does imply Miguel probably tried before. Tho he definitely doesn't want MJ near edges cause unlike Miguel, she has no spider powers. She tries to assure that she'll be okay.

Peter barely talks about his universe's Gwen Stacy cause it is something he hasn't really worked on in therapy.

If he goes to therapy for his Spider-Man shenanigans.

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Are you all still interested in my zelda au comic idea?

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I can understand being meh to Shuro to a point..

But people hate Kabru?? KABRU??

Nah yall just racist now. Yeah he stabbed Falin but she literally killed people. I love her too guys but c'mon. Clearly he's got monster trauma.

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I'm surprised Miles didn't pull them "well technically I'm older than you" to Miguel cause like

Yeah if you go by what year these guys are born in, Miguel is the youngest spider man cause he was born in 2077 or something.

"don't sass me, young man! Go cool off!"

"IM 32 DONT CALL ME 'YOUNG MAN!!'"

Just really mess with Miguel a bit.

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Miguel has two dads and they are both awful. Fuck George O'Hara and Tyler stone, all my homies hate George O'Hara and Tyler stone.

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I think the reason Miguel doesn't make jokes (other than he's rather depressed) is his jokes are either very dry and almost not jokes at all, or he makes jokes about ending his life and Peter and Jessica both had to talk to him about that

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I like how people ship their spidersonas or spider ocs with Miguel while I just made Nicky who sees Miguel as a dad figure(I mean she was adopted by her universes Miguel so she kinda already sees spider Miguel as an extension of him), Daniyal hates Miguel (he knows what he did. He loved his Miguel but hates spider Miguel.) and my new spiderman, Damien thinks he's attractive but honestly he's got a boyfriend already and is very happy with his relationship.

For some reason I can't find it within myself to ship an oc with Miguel. I just really like spiderparents + Lyla.

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What does rendering mean.

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I keep forgetting canonically Darunia is canonically a racist

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Idk..Maybe it's the whole "I have been outside" thing but-

Do Tumblr users know how to express anything without being such an asshole about it?

Yall will say something I kinda agree with but you phrase it so bitchy I immediately go

"no. Fuck you"

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Yall if I were to make a zelda comic..which would yall want to see?

The coup au where Ganondorf, Link and Zelda join together to defeat the Queen of Hyrule?

Or the Doomed world au (takes place in the doomed timeline) where a reincarnated Ganondorf is on the run from the Royal family's law.