#rroomforrerrorr

[youtubearthistory]

“18th Century Mac & Cheese | Stump Sohla”, Babish Culinary Universe, Sohla El-Waylly and Andrew Rea, 2020 // “The Milkmaid”, Johannes Vermeer, 1657-1658

[a-flickering-soul]

here s a prompt: blow by blow account. make it funny. any fandom

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Employee HR Complaint Form

Name: Armitage Hux 

Date: 07-34-0030

Title: General     

Comm Number: 069-77-6632

Status:    

 Command (X)

 Engineering and Tech ( )

Trooper ( )

 Other (please specify) 

Department: Everything (Command Bridge, alpha and gamma shift) 

Address: Starboard Residential Wing, Officer’s Suite 1A

Date of Incident: 07-33-0030   Time of Incident: 1537

Location of Incident: Conference Room 302

Complaint Information

Please describe the incident in detail:

During a routine systems engineering briefing, I delivered an overview of a maneuver that resulted in a shot engine. Lord Ren proceeded to halt me in my explanation and asked me to “give it to him blow-by-blow”. I had no choice but to defend my honor and virtue as befitted an officer of the First Order and verbally warn Ren that I found his words crude, inappropriate, and certainly not befitting men of our status in public. Ren proceeded to continue to be rude to me, personally, by staring at me in what I can only describe as dumbfounded confusion until he nonconsensually read my mind with his Force sorcery and broke out into very rude and inconsiderate laughter in front of the entirety of gamma shift engineering. I consider myself traumatized, distressed, and enraged at the crudeness and inappropriateness of this encounter and have personally noticed a 0.29% decrease in my usual efficiency since last night, which is an unacceptable trend and one that I would appreciate our Human Resources would nip in the bud.

If there are others who have witnessed the incident, please provide their names and comm numbers below:

There were seven (7) of the Finalizer’s engineering team in the meeting with us. They have asked me respectfully (respectfully) to leave them out of this and I am choosing to respect their wishes.

Is this the first time you have raised this concern about this person?

Yes (X)

No ( )

(FOR HR PERSONNEL ONLY) Action Taken:

Advised the General  to read up on Corellian slang. Lord Ren was not available for comment (see Clause 3, Subsection 9A of the Employees’ Rights Handbook, where “if an employee feels threatened by powers beyond their control, they may invoke the Motti-Vader Incident and retreat”).

[lesbianrey]

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For the person that wanted video essay rec

!!! thanks!

[hyrulesmilf]

idk what you’re looking for exactly but here are a bunch i’ve seen ppl rb

https://burfee.tumblr.com/post/646821826078605312/more-video-essays-because-why-not-why-friday

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https://lesbeet.tumblr.com/post/640795489273626624/kinda-wanna-make-one-of-those-random-lists-of

https://virgomoon.tumblr.com/post/640127557321293824/hey-take-some-more-video-essays-part-one-how

https://vampire-core.tumblr.com/post/640086195845660672/the-op-said-feel-free-to-add-so-jacob-geller

:000 thank u so much !!!!!

[darkthestars]

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tagging @pearloftheorient​ @rroomforrerrorr​ @kuldrenett​ if y’all want~

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[youtubearthistory]

“Shame”, ContraPoints, Natalie Wynn, 2020 // “The Rose”, Alphonse Mucha, 1898

[youtubearthistory]

“18th Century Mac & Cheese | Stump Sohla”, Babish Culinary Universe, Sohla El-Waylly and Andrew Rea, 2020 // “The Kitchen Maid”, William McGregor Paxton, 1910

[youtubearthistory]

"The Best Burger I've Ever Had From Burger King!", TheReportOfTheWeek,  John Jurasek, 2019 // “ 66 Scenes From America”,  Jørgen Leth and Andy Warhol, 1982

[youtubearthistory]

“Head Hunting Drone Swarm”, Michael Reeves, Michael Reeves, 2018 // Poster made for Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds, artist unknown, c. 1963

[youtubearthistory]

“I Turned Myself Into Holiday Barbie 2020!”, Micarah Tewers, Micarah Tewers, 2020 // “Girl With Canary”, Michele Gordigiani, c. 1835

[youtubearthistory]

“Building A Laser Baby”, Michael Reeves, Michael Reeves, 2020 // “Virgin And Child With A Rosary”, Artemesia Gentileschi, 1651

[youtubearthistory]

“Building A Musical Instrument Out Of Teeth”, Simone Giertz, Simone Giertz, 2020 // “Marilyn Monroe’s Lips”, Andy Warhol, 1962

[youtubearthistory]

“Why You Can Spot Bad Green Screen”, Tom Scott, Tom Scott, 2020 // “The Double Secret”, Renee Magritte, 1927

[youtubearthistory]

“The Unus Annus Annual Costume Contest”, Unus Annus, Mark Edward Fischbach and Ethan Nestor, 2020 // Frontispiece of Death Dance by Matthäus Merian, 1649 (modern color)

[a-flickering-soul]

and if you dont appreciate my impeccable sense of humour, here s alternative prompt: tasuki tying, just the action, cause i think it s very neat. i wanna say kylux, you know i wanna, but i feel like serirei would be more suitable ig

fuck okay this was a month ago but i want to archive this writing somewhere anyways and also clean out my inbox sorry--

The Grand Marshall's coat was crafted to Hux's exact specifications and therefore couldn't be anything but perfect. The sleeves are slit to the shoulders and when he stalks the Supremacy's bridge he can feel the weight of gaberwool flowing out behind him like a cape--not quite a cape, because unlike others he knows what overdramatic looks like--but either way, he understands the power of an intimidating silhouette.

Unfortunately (and he would never say this aloud), it is not the most practical thing he's designed.

Ren watches him, impatience plain in his face, as Hux struggles to get the sleeves out of his way. "Come on," he says, flipping hair out of his face. "Why do a fucking uniform redesign if you can't even work in it--"

"I wouldn't expect you to understand the importance of appearance, Supreme Leader," Hux snips, trying to flip the sleeves out of his way without getting a slippery mess all over the place.

Ren gives a wordless growl and rummages through the bedside drawer. Hux watches him apprehensively as he snatches a length of durasilk ribbon and stalks towards him. Hux freezes, excruciatingly aware of Ren's bare chest a handsbreath away from him.

"Look," Ren says gruffly. "Watch what I do." He shoulders Hux around until he faces the mirror and stands behind him, a shadow lit from the back by the ship lights. He holds the ribbon in front of him. "Bite."

Hux bites down on the end of it, feeling the heat of his hand graze his lips.

"Watch," Ren says again. He winds the ribbon down and around Hux's chest, gathering up the excess fabric of the sleeves and tying it back. He crosses it over his back, cinching it tight, and tugs at the end Hux holds taut in his jaws.

Hux lets it go. He can feel the pressure of it as he breathes in, even through the layers of fabric he wears, pressing down on his chest.

Ren ties the ribbon, ignoring the saliva-damp prints of his teeth he had left in the fabric. "There."

Hux looks at himself in the reflection. It looks like a harness, red silk stark on black gaberwool. Like a leash, keeping him in place.

Ren looks over his shoulder, gaze dark and intense, and bites like an animal at the soft exposed place under his chin. "Done," he says. "Now come back and finish what you started."